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badgirlfilms 04-17-2014 10:11 AM
WU-TANG member had a haunted cock and cut it off
 
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/17/christ...is-2011-video/
"Three years before Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson (aka Christ Bearer) severed his penis -- he told TMZ all about his obsession with God.

We just dug up the 2011 video -- Johnson appears happy and optimistic, explaining his rap name Christ Bearer stems from God's influence. He told us, "God's everything. God's me. God's you. God is everywhere." He also calls RZA a "genius of life."

It all sounds harmless enough, but in the current context, it's eerie.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/17/christ...#ixzz2zAGbHFp0

MrTrollkien 04-17-2014 10:23 AM
I poop too much. Then, I get tired.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-17-2014 12:39 PM
Who tries to commit suicide by jumping out of a 2nd floor window?!? :uhoh :helpme :1orglaugh







Maybe should have cut off his tongue instead... :winkwink:

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L-Pink 04-17-2014 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20053828)
Who tries to commit suicide by jumping out of a 2nd floor window?!? :uhoh :helpme :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I know right ?..

JFK 04-17-2014 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20053832)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I know right ?..
Looked like 10 stories, from high up there:helpme

georgeyw 04-17-2014 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20053828)
Who tries to commit suicide by jumping out of a 2nd floor window?!? :uhoh :helpme :1orglaugh







Maybe should have cut off his tongue instead... :winkwink:

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I know of a person who did this and was successful

MrTrollkien 04-17-2014 01:24 PM
Now he's affiliated with the "No-Wang Clan".

mineistaken 04-17-2014 01:28 PM
Never heard of him, but I listened to wu tang.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-17-2014 01:29 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/04/16/0...s-footer-2.jpg

BROKEN NEWS: The former Wu-Tang Clan member known as Christ Bearer, whose real name is Andre Johnson, has announced that he is starting a new rap group, the No-Wang Clan, and for now on he simply wants to be known as Andre (cut off the Johnson).

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badgirlfilms 04-17-2014 01:32 PM
:thumbsup:thumbsup
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20053828)
Who tries to commit suicide by jumping out of a 2nd floor window?!? :uhoh :helpme :1orglaugh







Maybe should have cut off his tongue instead... :winkwink:

:stoned

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Socks 04-17-2014 07:46 PM
PCP for sure.

RevSand 04-17-2014 07:54 PM
I think he owed someone some money and got a warning! :2 cents:

EddyTheDog 04-17-2014 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 20054176)
PCP for sure.
Either that or he needs locking up for his own safety...

I looked after a kid once that cut both his hands off with a circular saw to stop himself masturbating - Fucked up religious parents told him it was evil and like any teen he couldn't stop it - Not the first time I felt like knocking a parents lights out.....

CollinS 04-17-2014 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20054182)
Either that or he needs locking up for his own safety...

I looked after a kid once that cut both his hands off with a circular saw to stop himself masturbating - Fucked up religious parents told him it was evil and like any teen he couldn't stop it - Not the first time I felt like knocking a parents lights out.....
That is messed up!

Spunky 04-17-2014 08:28 PM
Hopped up on that reefer and purple drank

2030 04-17-2014 08:54 PM
reefer n drank never cut peepee off

brassmonkey 04-17-2014 09:04 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

badgirlfilms 04-17-2014 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 20054178)
I think he owed someone some money and got a warning! :2 cents:
this actually makes sense:thumbsup:thumbsup

JuicyBunny 04-18-2014 01:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 20054178)
I think he owed someone some money and got a warning! :2 cents:
:2 cents::2 cents: I concur.

javbucks 04-18-2014 01:39 AM
Not drug related

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Rikki-Nyx 04-18-2014 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MrTrollkien (Post 20053876)
Now he's affiliated with the "No-Wang Clan".
:upsidedow

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-18-2014 10:18 PM
http://thefinereport.com/wp-content/...re-Johnson.jpg

Quote:
Andre Johnson, the rapper who sliced off his penis before jumping off a second-story balcony on Wednesday, April 16, was reportedly under the influence of PCP during the gruesome incident.

A source also revealed he used a serrated steak knife to cut off his genitalia one piece at a time.
Quote:
A source knowledgeable to the situation told E! News Johnson used a serrated steak knife to cut off his penis; detailing he did the slicing one piece at a time - his penis first, next his testicles and finally the remaining parts of his genitalia.

The insider added the called police arrived before Johnson jumped off the balcony. The police asked the rapper to calm down and have a talk with them. Johnson answered "okay," but this did not prevent him from leaping off the balcony. Authorities recovered his chopped genitalia at the second floor of the apartment.

The 40-year-old rapper was quickly brought to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he is currently being treated. The severed parts of his sexual organ were also transported to the hospital with the hope that medical experts could put it back. Unfortunately, initial reports said doctors were not able to reattach the cut off parts, considering it a lost cause.
And for his next act... :error :helpme

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Rochard 04-18-2014 11:06 PM
I want to know what kind of drugs this cat was on.....


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