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wehateporn 04-09-2014 09:27 AM

They're alive! MH370 passengers were hijacked and taken to Afghan
 
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RUSSIAN intelligence sources claim the passengers on MH370 are alive after the flight landed in Afghanistan.


"A source in the country?s FSB secret service said the plane has been hijacked and flown close to the Pakistan border.

The Boeing 777 has been missing since March 8 and it is thought the black box which holds the flight?s secrets may have run out of battery.

There are 239 people on board the Malaysia Airlines plane, which was flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

The source told a Russia newspaper: All the passengers are alive, they have been divided into seven groups and are living in mud huts with almost no food,? reported the Sun.

The report added that 20 passengers who were Asian ?specialists? have been smuggled into a bunker in Pakistan.

Searchers looking for the missing plane have discovered new signals consistent with those emitted by black boxes in the southern Indian Ocean.

They have been searching for the wreckage for more than a month and recent ?pings? emitted by the black box have been the best lead so far.

Black boxes? batteries typically run out of battery a month after an accident.

Angus Houston, the head of a joint agency coordinating the search, said that the Australian navy's Ocean Shield picked up the two signals.

She added: ?I'm now optimistic that we will find the aircraft, or what is left of the aircraft, in the not-too-distant future ? but we haven't found it yet, because this is a very challenging business.?

The Australian?s picked up other signals earlier this week. But Chinese searchers also detected ?pings? ? 345 miles away.

The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 on a trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing has sparked one of aviation's biggest mysteries.

The search has shifted from waters off of Vietnam, to the Strait of Malacca and then to waters in the southern Indian Ocean as data from radar and satellites was further analysed."

Source http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...s-Russia-s-FSB

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-09-2014 09:39 AM

I call bullshit, since photographic proof has already been released showing the passengers clearly were hijacked to Diego Garcia (the following widely circulated photo was taken on a passenger's cell phone on the island of Diego Garcia):

http://intellihub.com/wp-content/upl...5192158752.jpg

This has also been reported, so there is no telling how deep the conspiracy goes:

http://illuminutti.files.wordpress.c...h-370-moon.jpg

:stoned

ADG

~Ray 04-09-2014 09:54 AM

ok then...

deltav 04-09-2014 10:02 AM

Seek mental help.

MaDalton 04-09-2014 10:11 AM

all you conspiracy people will look really stupid when they find the plane on the bottom of the ocean

but i am sure even in that case you will come up with another weird theory

Matt 26z 04-09-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20043626)
Seek mental help.

Mental help is more appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing a 777 can just disappear!

RuthB 04-09-2014 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20043644)
all you conspiracy people will look really stupid when they find the plane on the bottom of the ocean

but i am sure even in that case you will come up with another weird theory



:winkwink:

OneHungLo 04-09-2014 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20043656)
Mental help is more appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing a 777 can just disappear!

What would be appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing every major event is some government conspiracy?

baddog 04-09-2014 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20043656)
Mental help is more appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing a 777 can just disappear!

just wow

mineistaken 04-09-2014 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20043644)
all you conspiracy people will look really stupid when they find the plane on the bottom of the ocean

but i am sure even in that case you will come up with another weird theory

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1137748

deltav 04-09-2014 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20043656)
Mental help is more appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing a 777 can just disappear!

Well damn, you got me - there's no way a plane crashing somewhere into 30,000 square miles of 15,000' deep ocean could disappear!

(again, seek mental help)

beerptrol 04-09-2014 11:07 AM

Quit snorting drano out of your mom's asshole

Scott McD 04-09-2014 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20043656)
Mental help is more appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing a 777 can just disappear!

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/image...opperfield.jpg

Jel 04-09-2014 11:24 AM

Didn't Courtney Love already find it?

https://twitter.com/Courtney/status/...235840/photo/1

~Ray 04-09-2014 11:51 AM

The source told a Russia newspaper: All the passengers are alive, they have been divided into seven groups and are living in mud huts with almost no food,” reported the Sun.


reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

Isn't The Sun a tabloid?

deltav 04-09-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 20043806)
Isn't The Sun a tabloid?

Well, it's the Star, but yes. Remember WHP is the guy who posts anti-vaxx twitter rants by Donald Trump as supporting evidence and never met a Youtube vid he didn't repost.

Manfap 04-09-2014 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 20043806)
The source told a Russia newspaper: All the passengers are alive, they have been divided into seven groups and are living in mud huts with almost no food,? reported the Sun.


reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

reported the Sun.

Isn't The Sun a tabloid?


Owned by the same person as fox news.

seeandsee 04-09-2014 12:32 PM

crucial evidence just exposed to world!

xNetworx 04-09-2014 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20043681)
What would be appropriate for people like you who have been brainwashed into believing every major event is some government conspiracy?

:thumbsup

JFK 04-09-2014 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20043760)
Quit snorting drano out of your mom's asshole

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Loki 04-09-2014 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20043644)
all you conspiracy people will look really stupid when they find the plane on the bottom of the ocean

but i am sure even in that case you will come up with another weird theory

http://www.serienjunkies.de/Lost/Lost.jpg

_Richard_ 04-09-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20043830)
Owned by the same person as fox news.

they seem to own a great deal of papers

Phoenix 04-09-2014 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 20043657)


:winkwink:

oh..i like Godzilla movies..cant wait to check it out

brassmonkey 04-09-2014 05:19 PM

i want some cornbread and black eye peas

blackmonsters 04-09-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20043830)
Owned by the same person as fox news.

Well, I feel really safe now.

:1orglaugh

adultmobile 04-09-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 20043893)

http://static.tumblr.com/wdu27pj/hW2ltmhye/aaa.bmp

2MuchMark 04-09-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20043547)
Full story

RUSSIAN intelligence sources claim the passengers on MH370 are alive after the flight landed in Afghanistan.


"A source in the country?s FSB secret service said the plane has been hijacked and flown close to the Pakistan border.

The Boeing 777 has been missing since March 8 and it is thought the black box which holds the flight?s secrets may have run out of battery.

There are 239 people on board the Malaysia Airlines plane, which was flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

The source told a Russia newspaper: All the passengers are alive, they have been divided into seven groups and are living in mud huts with almost no food,? reported the Sun.

The report added that 20 passengers who were Asian ?specialists? have been smuggled into a bunker in Pakistan.

Searchers looking for the missing plane have discovered new signals consistent with those emitted by black boxes in the southern Indian Ocean.

They have been searching for the wreckage for more than a month and recent ?pings? emitted by the black box have been the best lead so far.

Black boxes? batteries typically run out of battery a month after an accident.

Angus Houston, the head of a joint agency coordinating the search, said that the Australian navy's Ocean Shield picked up the two signals.

She added: ?I'm now optimistic that we will find the aircraft, or what is left of the aircraft, in the not-too-distant future ? but we haven't found it yet, because this is a very challenging business.?

The Australian?s picked up other signals earlier this week. But Chinese searchers also detected ?pings? ? 345 miles away.

The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 on a trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing has sparked one of aviation's biggest mysteries.

The search has shifted from waters off of Vietnam, to the Strait of Malacca and then to waters in the southern Indian Ocean as data from radar and satellites was further analysed."

Source http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...s-Russia-s-FSB


What would you say to a family member who lost a loved one on that plane?

bronco67 04-09-2014 09:34 PM

The places some of you people get your news from....it's just funny is all.

wehateporn 04-10-2014 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20044367)
What would you say to a family member who lost a loved one on that plane?

Never give up hope! :2 cents:

Rutger 04-10-2014 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20043573)

Haha the face of the guy :anon

bluebook18 04-10-2014 01:16 AM



I'm having sea sick just by watching this video :(

John-ACWM 04-10-2014 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 20043657)


:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :thumbsup even that can be a theory, indeed!

CaptainHowdy 04-10-2014 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20043573)



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