Does Anyone Else Follow God on Twitter?
 

He's very insightful: https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod Mar 17
Good morning, California! That was Me.

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod Mar 16
I was going to make E just equal mc but then I thought, "Oh, let's go nuts."

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod Mar 16
Fred Phelps, I'll see you soon. Kidding! I won't be seeing you.

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod Mar 15
Once you accept that nothing makes sense, everything makes sense.

It's a Jewish piss-take of Christianity. A funny one, but that's the purpose of it.

Kinda like Brother Nathanael, but without pretending to bat for the other side.

That's actually pretty funny. I wonder if the person behind it, or any other person for that matter, has the balls to do the equivalent for the Prophet Mohammed (pbuh).

Making fun of religion is all well and good until you realize that there is one religion that is off limits.

Most homophobes are secretly gay. - I would bet a hundie this statement is wrong.
This phrase is homo propaganda tool so that hompo cautious people would stop being homo cautious (or as homopropagandists say - homophobes).

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod · 4h
Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.


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So? when are you coming out?

It does not apply to me because I am neither homophobe, nor even homo cautious. Just anti gay propaganda.

If you find yourself unable to watch #GameOfThrones and are craving some blood and guts, may I recommend opening your Bible?

The religious groups questioning the "accuracy" of #Noah deserve to drown in a flood of irony.

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Awesome. Makes me want to set up twitter.

https://twitter.com/loljesus666

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Amen... :)

:stoned

ADG