Sex Is Sexist...
 

A girl goes out on the pull and she pushes up her boobs and puts on more slap - If I go out boobs are a big NO and if I try to fake it with some blusher that's a big NO as well...

I want to fake it as well - I want to be able to fake it!....

Go men...

:stoned

ADG

Shuttlecock.

My stepfather is a huge badminton player - I will the call it a 'ShuttlePussy' from now on...

I don't expect a warm response.....

I thought you said you put a sock in your pants when you go out?

I remember being in a really hot club in London - Everyone was looking at this really amazing guy - He was stunning - Then there was this giggling - His rather large package had fallen down his jeans and was just above his knee - :helpme...

Every chick in the UK now puts on fake tan before they go out.
Then you have the hair extensions, fake nails, push-up bras, fake eyelashes, heavy make-up etc.

No wonder guys wake up the next morning next to something which looked NOTHING like the night before. Even with the beer goggles on...

Sex is tired. Now, heroin,,,that's another story. :1orglaugh