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teeheiman 04-03-2014 12:05 PM

Chupacabra Found in Texas (Allegedly)
 
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/03/el-chupacabra-video/

Leave it to Texas … a family claims they have captured a Chupacabra in their own backyard … forgetting momentarily the creature DOES NOT EXIST.

According to legend, a Chupacabra eats livestock and is known to drink their blood. Local news interviewed the family at their home in a small town in South Texas, and the husband told KABC, "I hunted coons for 20 years with dogs and I ain't never seen nothing looks like that right there."

A wildlife expert guessed the creature was probably some kind of canine suffering from mange, though the creature in the video can be seen eating with its hands ... leading a lot of people to think it's some kind of raccoon.

Sly 04-03-2014 12:16 PM

Looks like a raccoon without hair to me. Might have some strange disease that makes it's hair fallout.

seeandsee 04-03-2014 12:16 PM

they captured some dog probably

MrTrollkien 04-03-2014 12:19 PM

I got two chupacabras, some cinnamon twists and medium diet Pepsi for 3.99 at Taco Bell last night.

StinkyPink 04-03-2014 12:43 PM

Looks like a hairless raccoon to me, and yes... they DO growl like that when they are scared. Damned guy prolly hasn't even been 20ft near an actual LIVE raccoon haha.
http://archive.wzzm13.com/news/artic...irless-raccoon

teeheiman 04-03-2014 01:07 PM

hairless raccoon, dogs dont use their hands like that...

baddog 04-03-2014 01:12 PM

They have a photo so it must exist.

bronco67 04-03-2014 02:17 PM

There's someone who knows what this creature is, but these shitkickers will think its the Chupacabra. Can we just carpet bomb Texas and be done with that place?

Dead 04-03-2014 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20037542)
There's someone who knows what this creature is, but these shitkickers will think its the Chupacabra. Can we just carpet bomb Texas and be done with that place?

NO!!!!Chuck guards the place, it would end ugly for the advancement team :2 cents:

brassmonkey 04-03-2014 02:29 PM

killed one last year :) tasty muther fuckers

CyberHustler 04-03-2014 02:30 PM

Them muh fuckas find some wild diseased shit in texas like every year and always label it chupacabra

RyuLion 04-03-2014 02:31 PM

Ohhhh nooooooooo!!
:1orglaugh

CyberHustler 04-03-2014 02:36 PM

I just watched the video, and god damn texas... wtf is wrong with that place? All you gotta do is google "hairless raccoon" to see the same fuckin thing that's in that cage.

MrTrollkien 04-03-2014 02:40 PM

Here is one, captured by me
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/20..._by_Mitaki.jpg

brassmonkey 04-03-2014 02:56 PM

looks like a ring tail cat. caught one as a teen bald it would be that

beerptrol 04-03-2014 05:47 PM

Probably their inbred kid that they forgot about

iSpyCams 04-03-2014 05:51 PM

I'm not saying there's a chupacabra or that this is it, but undocumented is not the same thing as non existent. New species are discovered regularly, not usually in Texas though and not usually high profile mythical ones.


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