When they say bigger in Texas..
 

I'm pretty sure they are talking about the women..

And the pants they were, the panties, the bras, the yardage required to cloth them, the sundaes they consume. Yeah... bunch of fucking hefers!

No. They are telling lies....

I flew into Dallas back in 2002, and the first thing I did, (While in baggage claim) Was to pull down my pants, and examine my knob...

Unfortunately, it WASNT any bigger in Texas than in LA, but the policemen that threw me o the ground and assaulted me, certainly were....

They surely were not lying about the women.. They are bigger here.. That and the trucks, but I guess they need the bigger trucks to carry the bigger women, so that makes sense..

I should go - They would think I was the skinny one...