There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist
 

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we
all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis,"
he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You
asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist
replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full
of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong
with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office
erupted in laughter.

I get Cute once that always try to get me naked :(

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A girl and her boyfriend go to the local pub. When it's the girls turn
to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new
drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for
herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of
baileys, the other lime juice. She hands him the glasses and says "ok,
what you have to do is, you gotta swig the baileys, hold it in your
mouth for a few seconds, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit
dubious, but shes very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First
the baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he
takes the lime juice. 1 second: The cream in the baileys curdles 3
seconds: Boyfriends face turns the color of the lime juice 5 seconds:
Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge He turns to his
girlfriend and asks what the drink is called to which she whispers in
his ear, "Blowjob Revenge!" <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">