If a cow gets struck by lightning...
 

Can you eat the meat?

Only if you're not Indian, otherwise you'll get struck by lightning.

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Wtf is this?

Serious question.

Do you not recognise yourself, Chris?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wtf. Who is Chris?

Troll.

Only if you are Chris Butler, well known scammer.

But I'm not. Shouldn't you be stalking DVT?

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Yeah you are. Problem is, you're not very bright, so with every fake nick you write in the same style and keep posting new LOOK AT ME threads.

With your next fake nick, try writing in a different style for a bit and not doing the same constant posting MO.

Might save you from being rumbled *quite* so quickly.

HTH.

I fucked your mom and she liked it, and I did not call back the next day :2 cents:

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I asked the Google machine "what would happen if a cow was struck by lightning?" and got this

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzool...-by-lightning/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-survived.html

Yeah. THey don't really say much do they?

The reason I asked is because I have an African friend who says in the summer months they get a lot of lightning storms and cows are frequently getting hit.
When I asked if you can eat the meat (expecting it to be flame grilled) I was told it's not safe to eat the meat.

Looking at the cows in those articles it looks like the cows are not charred anyway near enough.

No it wouldn't cook them if that's what you're asking

People regularly survive getting struck by lightning, why would cows be any different?

Because ice cream doesnt have bones.

Yes but you still have to cook it right after the lightning :upsidedow

I would say you can eat the meat, but can't say for sure. :2 cents:

yes you can, animal style!

Why would you think you couldn't?

That kinda stuff flys in Japan but I did not like it one bit.

Eh! Electrocuted cow is on the menu?

it will burn em not cook.

Sure,just cut out the burnt part,or make it into jerky

For for the love of god... What the fuck is that?