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Putin wants Russians to get in shape. Can Steven Seagal help?
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hotlinked Few action stars could deliver one-liners like Steven Seagal. But can he help inspire a nation of 143 million people to get in shape? On Monday, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that he was reinstating a Joseph Stalin-era fitness program called "Ready for Labor and Defense.? The program, which will encourage Russians of all ages to become physically fit, will be funded with money left over from the recently completed Sochi Olympics, Time magazine reports. Putin praised his country's accomplishments at the Winter Games, saying, "The Olympics and Paralympics have demonstrated that we are again becoming one of the leaders in global sports." But where does the faded action star ? who once said, "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Sen. Trent ... to the blood bank" ? fit in? It's unclear how large a role Seagal would take in the program. Seagal did tour a newly constructed sports complex with the Russian president, according to the Washington Post. Additionally, Putin and Seagal are both martial arts enthusiasts. It's not out of the realm of possibility that Seagal would be asked to lead the charge. Russian officials have long been enamored with Seagal. In 2013, it was reported that the action star was approached to be the face of the country's weapon industry. He recently expressed support for Russia's military actions in Crimea, saying in an interview that he considers Putin to be "one of the great living world leaders" and that he "would like to consider him as a brother." Seagal has also expressed interest in running for governor in Arizona. no :( http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...163450055.html |
Segal runs like a girl
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I don't know if anybody has noticed, but Steven, really isn't looking all that fit these days.
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that guys is one of the biggest, fakest idiots on the planet. Watching Lawman and how totally retarded he is so awkward that its almost painful. Particularly when he starts talking like he's from the ghetto with his weird ass Louisiana, ghetto/gangster slang. He's a guy who believes the US government created AIDS to kill gays. He thinks everything is a government conspiracy. He's a guy who once challenged the entire martial arts world (when people were making fun of Aikido in martial arts, before his movies) to a fight to the death and then when people lined up to accept, he promptly fled the country.
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Steven Segal needs to realize his time in the limelight is over and to go away
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Steven Seagal?!:1orglaugh .... :1orglaugh
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Russia really loves actors from all countries to do stuff for Russia
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Who, if not Steven?
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Steven fat seagull seems to have a glorious spray tan!
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In all honesty his hair looked better like this
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Just another thing that shows there's really not that much going on with Putin. He's a fucking idiot child who acts on whim. I'm sure most of us could easily take him if put in a room alone.
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Lol what a whore Seagal is.
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Could be a conspiracy to funnel bad advice to Russians so they aren't in shape when WW3 breaks out.
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I'm sure he'll use the convenient setup and produce by the end of 2014 at least five other epic "straight to video" B movies partly edited out of his recent Polish, Romanian, Bulgarian production adventures. :winkwink:
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Steven is handling world affairs while those in the porn industry think they know whats what. lol |
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This was last year. Obviously he only owns long sleeve black shirts :1orglaugh |
He may suck but he banged the chick I most lusted for in the 80's, Kelly Lebrock. For that I give him props.
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