Is there anyway to 'fake' time on site?
 

Is there anyway to make (or force) visitors to stay on your site after you have done everything you can think of.

Like a site that can't be closed.

Nothing beside good content.

You can make them visit multiple pages with hidden iframes but that's pretty much it.

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Now show them one by one, making them load a new page for every picture. Mainstream sites do this to death.

Agreed.
If you will do any these unnatural things, that will affect your website (you will lose visitors).

Forget the looser webmaster kiddy tricks. Why not just make a kick ass site people will bookmark, tell their friends about, and you can get rich with?