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CurrentlySober

03-21-2014 12:02 AM

I think my cock may have been compromised?

I signed up to a dating site last night, and the form asked me to include complete details of my cock... Length, Girth, HD Photo, Short HD Vid etc... You know, the normal stuff...

But when I clicked 'Submit' the site said 'Thankyou, your submission is succeeded' instead of successful... That was my first clue. THen when I checked the contact us / TOS / and other stuff, it was just all lorum ipsum dorum text :(

Therefore I consider my cock possibly compromised - How can I get my cock back, before many others are using my details in a fraudulent way all over the web?

Thanks.

ottopottomouse

03-21-2014 08:54 AM

You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

2MuchMark

03-21-2014 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20022993)

You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober

03-21-2014 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20022993)

You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

U. R. Isnt 4arrrrrrrrr OAF....

:thumbsup

Scott McD

03-21-2014 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20022652)

Therefore I consider my cock possibly compromised - How can I get my cock back, before many others are using my details in a fraudulent way all over the web?

Exchange them a poo for your cock... :2 cents:

Chosen

03-21-2014 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20022993)

You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey

03-21-2014 12:56 PM

tell the truth were you there when knight rider ate those burgers off the ground?

romeo22

03-21-2014 01:38 PM

hope your cock details will not show here

CurrentlySober

03-22-2014 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20022993)

You need to contact your cock company and have it cancelled. They will send someone round to cut yours off with a rusty spoon and replace it with a new one with a chip in to deter fraudulent use.

They are due to call round today... Thanks :thumbsup

WDF	03-22-2014 02:28 AM

Someone is selling a cock database on the Dark Net, yours might be in it.

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