And... My pants were WELL & TRULY SHIT....
 

No story -

No punchline -

No 'Clever Bollocks' -

I just simply couldn't be bothered to walk to the toilet... :(

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I am more interested in what happened after you shit your pants.

Actually, I do this sometimes. I once did it in public and everyone looked at me. There must be more to the story than you couldn't be bothered going to the toilet.

do you lick toilets like that guy on video?

Ah... I thought for sure this would be 'Clever Bollocks'

You should get the pipe in your office chair toilet ready.

The facebook guy?

Actually, this is a pretty common fetish. Actually I like to smell women that have been to the toilet. It's not the same as licking toilet bowls but I can sure see the arousal.

Wait, so what was so important that you had to just shit yourself? Was this a lapdance shart? :winkwink:

It was GFY.com DUDE ! GFY!!! Someone was incorrect on the Forum, so I needed to correct them !!!!






Plus it was warm and wet, and reassuring.... :helpme

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