First a plane goes missing, now this!......
 

Was out and about for a few hours today and when i got home 20mins ago one of my fish has simply vanished!

I don't have any "killers" in there, so it's definitely not been eaten. I checked the filter to see if it got stuck. Nope.

Checked the floor to see if it somehow escaped. Nope.




Conspiracy theories at the ready....

Did your fish own a flight simulator?

frog ate its?

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Not that i'm aware of.

I don't think it's in the sea because i'm pretty sure he'd survive that.


Very concerned for his safety now... :helpme

I think you have to start investigating the other fish's known ties and affiliations. Check all communication records... patterns of travel etc.

check the radar...

Or your cat ate it.. you got a kitten recently no? she got wet paws?

See if it dug a hole under something.

Cat has been at parents house the past few weeks. Would have been a prime suspect is it was still here. But can rule that one out...

Perhaps in a parallel universe you had a tank with a fish in it, but here in this one, you simply had a tank with no fish in it. Have you been through any wormholes or vortexes lately?

You need...
http://www.thedrum.com/uploads/drum_...es/taggart.jpg

Did the fish disable both its transponders?

I've asked the other fish if they have any information regarding this but nothing.

Hopefully it wasn't the new fish i added to the tank recently.

http://bindophotoworld.com/wp-conten...s-Images-3.jpg

awesome.

That fucking Nemo :2 cents:

you were drunk blacked out and ate him :( check the trash for bones :helpme

http://s4.postimg.org/eeeqru4f1/Nemo_Sushi.jpg

To be fair,those fish with pilot licenses are known for being sneaky.

It's on the island along with the smoke monster and the polar bear.

Its hiding under a rock.

I had a fish disappear too. It's strange to be sure.

Actually I had one commit suicide and the other vanished.

I had the same thing happen... little guppy, never did find him. Tank of guppies, figured the others just ate him so I flushed the rest down the toilet!






j/k... just bought another one

i will tell you what happened!

they updated matrix, and somehow little fish is stacked in new version out of your house

Nah it was obviously those shifty fucking Malays. They don't have the competence to steal a plane but they could totally swipe a fish if nobody was looking.

Check behind the couch where ever it is.

I lost a few fish and they always ended up there - and it was across the living room about 20 feet from the tank lol

check the filter

His name wasn't by chance "Willy" was it? :winkwink:

did you check with the NSA?

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Maybe you just got sober and now there's only one.

On the other hand, it could also be you are drunk now ��

Checked that.

Nothing...

A secret cannibal in there?

What are your co-ordinates? Lets crowd source a satellite search!





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Still didn't find it?

He might have jumped outside and 'crawl' under some furniture around, it can't just disappear. :\

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A cat broke in and ate it.

I think I know what happened....


http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/suicidefish.gif