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Porn Mickey 03-18-2014 09:38 AM

When Hugh Hefner dies, no one will say..
 
http://withoutther.files.wordpress.c...ughhefner1.jpg

He's in a better place .....

nico-t 03-18-2014 09:57 AM

hm, seems like heaven but on the other hand it would also be hell to live together with so many women. The whining and talking aimlessly of all these women combined must go on and on and on.

freecartoonporn 03-18-2014 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20019556)
hm, seems like heaven but on the other hand it would also be hell to live together with so many women. The whining and talking aimlessly of all these women combined must go on and on and on.

not if they are paid, to be there.

RyuLion 03-18-2014 10:08 AM

I'd rather respect how he lived his life than when he dies..

yuu.design 03-18-2014 10:18 AM

hahaha, good point!

Sly 03-18-2014 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20019568)
not if they are paid, to be there.

You can't pay someone to like you. It seems that many people like him, or they are all good actors, which is unlikely. Money might help, but you still need the right amount of charisma.

Robbie 03-18-2014 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20019568)
not if they are paid, to be there.

Exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.Now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 03-18-2014 10:25 AM

:1orglaugh good point indeed :thumbsup

L-Pink 03-18-2014 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20019594)
Exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.Now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 03-18-2014 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20019594)
Exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.Now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 03-18-2014 10:35 AM

Yep, it sure doesn't suck to be him...

mikesouth 03-18-2014 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by robbie (Post 20019594)
exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


thats the damn truth right there!

just a punk 03-18-2014 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Mickey (Post 20019533)

Indeed :winkwink:

SilentKnight 03-18-2014 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Mickey (Post 20019533)


Very little dark meat representing.


http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/or...abd316a0a7.jpg

pornmasta 03-18-2014 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20020116)
Very little dark meat representing.


http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/or...abd316a0a7.jpg

and only a single guy, hey that's homophobic

Robbie 03-18-2014 06:27 PM

:1orglaugh
Here at GFY we can even turn Hugh Hefner into a gay racist! :1orglaugh

Rochard 03-18-2014 06:51 PM

Maybe he's already gone?

tony286 03-18-2014 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20019594)
Exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.Now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Amen brother!

LA Crew 03-19-2014 10:12 AM

If you're a man, you're Hugh Hefner.

flashfire 03-19-2014 10:21 AM

I wouldn't want that many people using me for my money

stoka 03-19-2014 11:11 AM

too crowded, he's probably troubled with finding a safe&quiet place to jerk off

michael.kickass 03-19-2014 11:43 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 03-19-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20020126)
:1orglaugh
Here at GFY we can even turn Hugh Hefner into a gay racist! :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MasterBlow 03-20-2014 07:15 AM

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/...oodle__oPt.jpg

Hugh Hefner is really enjoying himself in his golden years.

CDSmith 03-20-2014 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LA Crew (Post 20020842)
If you're a man, you're Hugh Hefner.

Or Chuck Norris. Those are the two choices. The ONLY two choices.

djroof 03-20-2014 07:29 AM

true....

seeandsee 03-20-2014 07:53 AM

good one, he is really in his heaven now, later he will burn in hell

Frank 03-20-2014 08:10 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BettingHandle 03-20-2014 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20020156)
Maybe he's already gone?

Aged 87, Hugh Hefner is still at the top of his game! :thumbsup

AmeliaG 03-20-2014 03:12 PM

Obviously, there are plusses to being Hugh Hefner, but I think he earns them.

I imagine that, Viagra and Cialis notwithstanding, Hugh Hefner is constantly reminded of his own mortality, being the age he is and surrounded by that much young ready-to-go flesh.

Having so many people around also means there are always witnesses if he has a bad day.

fitzmulti 03-20-2014 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20019594)
Exactly! You'd be surprised at the change when they are paid!

Always wearing makeup, never wearing "sweat pants", hair always done..
.Now if you actually lived with any of those girls as your girlfriend? They would look like holy hell 99% of the time and be bitching about shit at least 75% of the time! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Got THAT right!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-20-2014 03:49 PM

A life well-lived... :pimp :playboy

http://www.mynotetakingnerd.com/blog...Hef-24-8x6.png

A good read over 50 years later! :thumbsup

:stoned

ADG

sobecash 03-20-2014 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20021815)
Or Chuck Norris. Those are the two choices. The ONLY two choices.

Chuck Norris is 70+ and Hugh Hefner is close to 90. Wish I could live to be their age, and still be in this industry. :thumbsup

Emma 03-21-2014 09:50 AM

Asked by the new edition of America's Esquire magazine how many women he has slept with, he said: "How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I'm sure."

Robbie 03-21-2014 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sobecash (Post 20022585)
Chuck Norris is 70+ and Hugh Hefner is close to 90. Wish I could live to be their age, and still be in this industry. :thumbsup

Not out of reach in this day and age.

The Rolling Stones are in their 70's and were on an Asian Tour (they just postponed some dates because Mick Jaggers girlfriend of 14 years died).

Next they will be touring Europe in the summer. So hell yes...you can not only do what you love to an advanced age, but you can do it and be in great shape at the same time (when people say drugs are bad, I have two words: Keith Richards! He's still alive and in great shape)


CurrentlySober 03-21-2014 10:40 AM

i lick Poo Hefner... ?

Chosen 03-21-2014 12:50 PM

:thumbsup

LA Crew 03-21-2014 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20021815)
Or Chuck Norris. Those are the two choices. The ONLY two choices.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Caldo 03-22-2014 03:23 AM

true... this pic looks like paradise... :thumbsup

adultchatpay 03-22-2014 07:08 AM

He will die, yes.. but his dick will remain forever!

romeo22 03-22-2014 07:48 AM

how doesnt want to have his life full with hot chicks

EvaCash 03-22-2014 04:07 PM

I don't envy Hef at all. I really pity him.

People see all the hot girls and think he has it so great. But I couldn't disagree with you more. His life is full of people who he pays to be his friends.

Everyone loves you when you have the cash but when the money dries up, funny how people who once swore they loved you like family, no longer remember your name.

mineistaken 03-22-2014 04:51 PM

Do all of these live there? Not that some of them live there and some of them are just playboy models who do not live there?

EvaCash 03-22-2014 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20024193)
Do all of these live there? Not that some of them live there and some of them are just playboy models who do not live there?

None of them live there. Across the street from the main house was a Playmate house that any of the 12 Playmates could live temporarily but I read that recently that house was sold off.

So to answer your question, no none of those girls pictured live at the Playboy mansion. They come in for parties and pictures.

A few hang out here and there but from the rumors I am hearing, not so much anymore now that he's married. The wifey doesn't like all those "trashy girls" around. Or so I hear

mineistaken 03-23-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by EvaCash (Post 20024246)
None of them live there. Across the street from the main house was a Playmate house that any of the 12 Playmates could live temporarily but I read that recently that house was sold off.

So to answer your question, no none of those girls pictured live at the Playboy mansion. They come in for parties and pictures.

A few hang out here and there but from the rumors I am hearing, not so much anymore now that he's married. The wifey doesn't like all those "trashy girls" around. Or so I hear

Indeed that was what I thought. That is why I did not understand why some people replied as if they were living with him :2 cents:

Double trouble 03-23-2014 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20019590)
You can't pay someone to like you.

Yes you CAN !!

mineistaken 03-23-2014 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 20024658)
Yes you CAN !!

How?
The way I see it you can pay someone to pretend to like you and you can pay someone to like your money.

sobecash 03-23-2014 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20023109)
Not out of reach in this day and age.

The Rolling Stones are in their 70's and were on an Asian Tour (they just postponed some dates because Mick Jaggers girlfriend of 14 years died).

Next they will be touring Europe in the summer. So hell yes...you can not only do what you love to an advanced age, but you can do it and be in great shape at the same time (when people say drugs are bad, I have two words: Keith Richards! He's still alive and in great shape)


You forgot Paul McCartney and David Bowie. David Bowie released an album last year. While we're at it, Shatner and Nimoy are celebrating their 80+ birthday this week.

Yes, you're right, with proper diet and exercise, and no accidents, 75 is very achievable.

javbucks 03-23-2014 10:50 PM

This gave me a nice deep laugh hehehe

BettingHandle 03-24-2014 06:48 AM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...52_634x625.jpg

Hugh Hefner's wife shared the cheeky photo on Instagram.

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...evealed-02.jpg


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