I (involuntarily) bleached my anus ...
 

What now?

pics or didnt happen.

Let's make a movie! :thumbsup

Anybody already offered to be a gay porn star?

:2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh

Now you tell us how this happened.
One does not simply state they bleached their anus and then NOT tell the story of how it happened.

He wants us to guess... ok i would say... you were standing behind a horse with your pants down... (not going to judge on that, i'll stay objective... it might have been an attempt to take a piss at the wrong place). The horse kicked you knock out and then rimmed you for an hour or 4 trying to get that carrot out... correct?

I have it on good authority he met up with Juicy.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Never! There are ancient verses that warm us about such matters:

"Out of joy the woman's vagina became a nightingale restless and enflamed with lust for the donkey.... Tha woman closed the door and dragged in the donkey; happily, of necessity she tasted the punishment.... The donkey had become well-trained; it pressed into the mistress up to the testicles, the mistress died immediately. Her liver was torn from the injury on the donkey's penis, the instetines torn one from the other."