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johnnyloadproductions 02-20-2014 10:44 PM

The difference between a white guy trying to break into a car, and a black guy breaking in.
 

blackmonsters 02-20-2014 10:51 PM

Yeah, I hate having to lift the hood of my car in New York; people think I'm stealing the battery.

VikingMan 02-20-2014 11:11 PM

Notice that they also switched streets. The black guy did it on the walk of fame where everybody is bound to be more on edge. The white guy could have been doing that in Santa Monica or some nicer area.

mineistaken 02-20-2014 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990460)
Yeah, I hate having to lift the hood of my car in New York; people think I'm stealing the battery.

People steal car batteries in US? Never heard of this type of crime :1orglaugh

johnnyloadproductions 02-20-2014 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19990464)
Notice that they also switched streets. The black guy did it on the walk of fame where everybody is bound to be more on edge. The white guy could have been doing that in Santa Monica or some nicer area.

Whatever it takes to get millions of views and reinforce stereotypes! :winkwink:

mineistaken 02-20-2014 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19990472)
Whatever it takes to get millions of views and reinforce stereotypes! :winkwink:

Indeed. One more video for white guilters to weep and entitled race (africans in US) to cry racism.

Struggle4Bucks 02-20-2014 11:48 PM

First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"
:1orglaugh

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................

I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!

CurrentlySober 02-21-2014 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990475)
In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................

Brilliant! I actually read that and heard a Dutch accent :)


Reminded me of this :)








:thumbsup

Struggle4Bucks 02-21-2014 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19990489)
Brilliant! I actually read that and heard a Dutch accent :)


Reminded me of this :)








:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 02-21-2014 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990475)
First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"
:1orglaugh

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................

I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!

Quoted for truth. When I've been to the Netherlands, I've noticed that the police there is very friendly and always ready to help with anything.

I also have to admit that our police has also became much more friendly during the last few years :2 cents:

John-ACWM 02-21-2014 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19990464)
Notice that they also switched streets. The black guy did it on the walk of fame where everybody is bound to be more on edge. The white guy could have been doing that in Santa Monica or some nicer area.

Good point :thumbsup

adultchatpay 02-21-2014 02:19 AM

Not a good comparison considering they are on a different situation.

Adam-clickpapa 02-21-2014 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990475)
First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"
:1orglaugh

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................

I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!

nice, but what happens if you also left your ID in the car?

Struggle4Bucks 02-21-2014 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve-clickpapa (Post 19990548)
nice, but what happens if you also left your ID in the car?

Then they shoot you for not carrying your id... :upsidedow

rogueteens 02-21-2014 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19990464)
Notice that they also switched streets. The black guy did it on the walk of fame where everybody is bound to be more on edge. The white guy could have been doing that in Santa Monica or some nicer area.

Just curious as I genuinely do not know but why are people edgy on the Walk of Fame?

CurrentlySober 02-21-2014 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19990576)
Just curious as I genuinely do not know but why are people edgy on the Walk of Fame?

Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....

No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists :(

You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....

People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...

NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...

ilnjscb 02-21-2014 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19990590)
Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....

No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists :(

You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....

People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...

NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...

I hate to say this but a lot of stuff in our dear US is like that. So many international airports are paeans to architecture and achievement, then you get to fuckin JFK. I love seeing the looks on foreigners faces when we arrive and they get their first glimpse of the US, the world power, the light of nations, the torch or mankind, and it is a broken down shithole staffed by people who .... well let's just say that the word "qualified" has to be stretched like Shelley Lubben's anus to fit them in it.

I'm not complaining but it would have been nice to save a few trillion from our pointless wars of the last few decades and make some nice stuff.

Evil Chris 02-21-2014 07:56 AM


This ain't the autobahn, boy. Your ass will be hurting for a month. lol

Grapesoda 02-21-2014 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19990455)

more breaking news: sun comes up in morning, stand by for further developments :2 cents:

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19990464)
Notice that they also switched streets. The black guy did it on the walk of fame where everybody is bound to be more on edge. The white guy could have been doing that in Santa Monica or some nicer area.

You should play running back in football because you have a gift for dodging reality.

Next you will tell us that New York city stopped and frisked 650,000 blacks and Hispanics
because they walked down the wrong street while the few whites that were stopped had the majority of illegal hand guns on their person because they feared the 650,000 blacks and Hispanics.

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19990590)
Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....

No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists :(

You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....

People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...

NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...

You are 100% correct and any American that is offended has blinders on. I've been to LA a few times - each time being super excited and each time arriving only to end up thinking "wow, this place is a complete fucking cesspool of garbage, graffiti, traffic, dangerous areas and shady characters. It's thoroughly insane that something like Hollywood BLVD which every tourist is going to see is so filthy and full of shady/disturbing people, junkies and homeless.

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990797)
You should play running back in football because you have a gift for dodging reality.

Next you will tell us that New York city stopped and frisked 650,000 blacks and Hispanics
because they walked down the wrong street while the few whites that were stopped had the majority of illegal hand guns on their person because they feared the 650,000 blacks and Hispanics.

:1orglaugh

They get targeted because they are BY FAR committing most of the crime.

Talk about "dodging reality"

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19990800)
They get targeted because they are BY FAR committing most of the crime.

Talk about "dodging reality"

So you admit it then; blacks are targeted because of their race.

Thank you.


:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990810)
So you admit it then; blacks are targeted because of their race.

Thank you.


:1orglaugh

No, the people committing most of the crimes are targeted because they are the people committing most of the crimes most of the time.

Btw... when are "black people who really care" like yourself going to actually start addressing the problem? The countless murders of blacks by blacks, the violence, the crime etc? You gonna blame whitey all your life, because its easy and relieves an entire race of any personal accountability?

Or are you going to actually deal with the problem and confront it like a man?

L-Pink 02-21-2014 08:30 AM

Seemed legit to me.

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19990813)
No, the people committing most of the crimes are targeted because they are the people committing most of the crimes.

Btw... when are "black people who really care" like yourself going to actually start addressing the problem? The countless murders of blacks by blacks, the violence, the crime etc? You gonna blame whitey all your life, because its easy and relieves an entire race of any personal accountability?

Or are you going to actually deal with the problem and confront it like a man?

See the entire problem here is that you just blamed me for saying a lot of things I never said.
You assume I would say those things because I'm black.
You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm black but you have no obligation because you are not black.

You never consider simple reasoning as in "Why the fuck would I care about a nigga more than you?"

:1orglaugh

As far as "blaming whitey"; well you're the one that called someone whitey, not me.
And the only thing you did in your post was "blame blackie".

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990821)
See the entire problem here is that you just blamed me for saying a lot of things I never said.
You assume I would say those things because I'm black.
You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm black but you have no obligation because you are not black.

You never consider simple reasoning as in "Why the fuck would I care about a nigga more than you?"

:1orglaugh

As far as "blaming whitey"; well you're the one that called someone whitey, not me.
And the only thing you did in your post was "blame blackie".

:1orglaugh

you and brassmonkey constantly chime in on that which you perceive to be "racist" against blacks. But you do absolutely nothing about it constructive.... but make messageboard posts.

So which is it? You care? Or you don't care? You are telling us you don't care.... yet you can't shut the fuck up about it.

And what is the overarching theme in your posts... always???

....."They are the problem"

The problem is always someone else... and the problem is always somewhere else. How convenient.

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19990813)
Btw... when are "black people who really care" like yourself going to actually start addressing the problem?
Or are you going to actually deal with the problem and confront it like a man?

You go fix faces of meth to prove your worth as a white man and then I'll fix blacks to prove my worth.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19990825)
you and brassmonkey constantly chime in on that which you perceive to be "racist" against blacks. But you do absolutely nothing about it constructive.... but make messageboard posts.

So which is it? You care? Or you don't care? You are telling us you don't care.... yet you can't shut the fuck up about it.

And what is the overarching theme in your posts... always???

....."They are the problem"

Why don't you stop putting words in my mouth like I called you racist.

I'm just calling you fucking ignorant.

:1orglaugh

You're an angry ass loser and you think hating blacks is going to fix you.
Trust me that it won't.

:2 cents:

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acrylix 02-21-2014 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19990590)
Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....

No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists :(

You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....

People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...

NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...

QFT...


Grapesoda 02-21-2014 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990821)
You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm black but you have no obligation because you are not black.

You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm white but you have no obligation because you are not white???.

PR_Glen 02-21-2014 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990475)
First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"
:1orglaugh

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................

I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!

Is car theft and violence a big problem in Holland? Comparing the two scenarios is ludicrous..

Struggle4Bucks 02-21-2014 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 19990779)

This ain't the autobahn, boy. Your ass will be hurting for a month. lol

omg this is so unprofessional...
So many examples of us offiicals acting like this and worse...
How can you guys live in a country where authorities are so
patronizing???

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990826)
You go fix faces of meth to prove your worth as a white man and then I'll fix blacks to prove my worth.

:1orglaugh

I don't care about white people in trailer parks. But then again, I also don't blame white people being in trailer parks on black people.

Sly 02-21-2014 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990826)
You go fix faces of meth to prove your worth as a white man and then I'll fix blacks to prove my worth.

:1orglaugh

White non-methheads hate methheads. You will never find me standing up for a methhead. They are parasites and a danger to society.

Do you feel the same way about any group of blacks?

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19990833)
Why don't you stop putting words in my mouth like I called you racist.

I'm just calling you fucking ignorant.

:1orglaugh

You're an angry ass loser and you think hating blacks is going to fix you.
Trust me that it won't.

:2 cents:

I don't have a problem with anyone... other than those who are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility... and those who think that blaming others is the solution to fixing the problem.

Struggle4Bucks 02-21-2014 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19990959)
Is car theft and violence a big problem in Holland? Comparing the two scenarios is ludicrous..

Only comparing attitudes. No matter how big a problem is... don't see "a big problem"
a reason for approaching people different. Shoot first ask questions later? Because something is a big problem? Someone losing his keys is also very common problem.

I have seen a lot of videos of US officers acting like complete fuckheads
for the must silly things. Unnecessary violance and anti-social behaviour.

Anyone acting towards me like your officials do will get them an instant
nose job. It's disgusting. Really.

dyna mo 02-21-2014 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990979)
I have seen a lot of videos........Unnecessary violance
Anyone acting towards me like your officials do will get them an instant
nose job. It's disgusting. Really.

Wait so violence is wrong unless you're the one dishing it out based on what you think is right and wrong?

and fyi brainiac, the real world isn't defined by a few youtube vids.

Struggle4Bucks 02-21-2014 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19990987)
Wait so violence is wrong unless you're the one dishing it out based on what you think is right and wrong?

and fyi brainiac, the real world isn't defined by a few youtube vids.

Officers are in service of the community. They should leave their "my wife had a headache"-bad mood at home and act professionally without displaying personal
emotions.

A FEW youtube videos?:1orglaugh

slapass 02-21-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19990798)
You are 100% correct and any American that is offended has blinders on. I've been to LA a few times - each time being super excited and each time arriving only to end up thinking "wow, this place is a complete fucking cesspool of garbage, graffiti, traffic, dangerous areas and shady characters. It's thoroughly insane that something like Hollywood BLVD which every tourist is going to see is so filthy and full of shady/disturbing people, junkies and homeless.

Go to London and Picadilly Circus or Paris and the Eiffel Tower. It is the same everywhere. People prey on tourists because they can.

dyna mo 02-21-2014 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19990997)
Officers are in service of the community. They should leave their "my wife had a headache"-bad mood at home and act professionally without displaying personal
emotions.

A FEW youtube videos?:1orglaugh

I understand that cops should keep their personal life personal.

And yes, a few, or 100 videos makes no matter, the point is you don't care to look for the good videos and people don't care to upload good videos.

More people complain about shit online than praise it. In a country with 315 million people it's silly to point to however many youtubes and base your decision.

Fact is, I've had more than a few run-ins with authorities, and not once has anything youtube worthy happened in those.

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19990968)
White non-methheads hate methheads. You will never find me standing up for a methhead. They are parasites and a danger to society.

Do you feel the same way about any group of blacks?

Could you name a group of blacks or do you mean just any group as long as they are black?

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 02-21-2014 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19990455)

if you can roast a pig do it :2 cents:

Sly 02-21-2014 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19991007)
Could you name a group of blacks or do you mean just any group as long as they are black?

:1orglaugh

You specifically referred to methheads being white, which they usually are, and white people.

Carry on with your smiley's. We know you can't make a real argument.

TheSquealer 02-21-2014 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 19990998)
Go to London and Picadilly Circus or Paris and the Eiffel Tower. It is the same everywhere. People prey on tourists because they can.

I've been all over the world. I've spent plenty of time in London and Paris. People pick pocketing tourists has nothing to do with LA being filthy and tourist spots like Hollywood BLVD being full of junkies and garbage

blackmonsters 02-21-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19991025)
You specifically referred to methheads being white, which they usually are, and white people.

Carry on with your smiley's. We know you can't make a real argument.

You could have said "crack heads", the Crips, the Bloods, Nation of Islam, black panthers, NAACP, any NBA team, all 100 meter dash finalist........

But once again you fail at life.

:winkwink:

ilnjscb 02-21-2014 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19991033)
You could have said "crack heads", the Crips, the Bloods, Nation of Islam, black panthers, NAACP, any NBA team, all 100 meter dash finalist........

But once again you fail at life.

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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