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Grapesoda 02-14-2014 07:57 AM

Harmon, this is for you>
 
How to use Preparation H Cream:

Use Preparation H Cream as directed by your doctor. Check the label on the medicine for exact dosing instructions.
?Preparation H Cream is for use around the external rectal area or in the lower anal canal only.
?Wash your hands before and after using Preparation H Cream.
?If possible, gently cleanse the affected area by patting or blotting with an appropriate cleansing wipe. Dry by patting or blotting with a tissue or soft cloth before you apply Preparation H Cream.
?To apply externally, apply a small about of medicine to the affected area and gently rub in until evenly distributed.
?To apply Preparation H Cream in the lower anal canal, remove the cover from the dispensing cap. Attach the cap to the tube and lubricate it well with the medicine. Gently insert the dispensing cap partway into the anus. Apply the medicine as directed.
?Clean the dispensing cap after each use. Replace the cover.
?Do NOT insert Preparation H Cream into the rectum using your fingers or any type of applicator.
?If you miss a dose of Preparation H Cream and you are using it regularly, apply it as soon as possible. If it is almost time for your next dose, skip the missed dose and go back to your regular dosing schedule. Do not use 2 doses at once.

Ask your health care provider any questions you may have about how to use Preparation H Cream.

Important safety information:
?Preparation H Cream is for use around the external rectal area or in the lower anal canal only. Do not get it in your eyes, nose, or mouth. If you get it in any of these areas, rinse right away with cool tap water.
?Do NOT use more than the recommended dose or use for longer than prescribed without checking with your doctor.
?If your symptoms do not improve within 7 days, if they become worse, or if bleeding occurs, check with your doctor.
?Preparation H Cream should not be used in CHILDREN younger than 12 years old without checking with the child's doctor; safety and effectiveness in these children have not been confirmed.
?PREGNANCY and BREAST-FEEDING: If you become pregnant, contact your doctor. You will need to discuss the benefits and risks of using Preparation H Cream while you are pregnant. It is not known if Preparation H Cream is found in breast milk after topical use. If you are or will be breast-feeding while you are using Preparation H Cream, check with your doctor. Discuss any possible risks to your baby.

Possible side effects of Preparation H Cream:

All medicines may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. No COMMON side effects have been reported with Preparation H Cream. Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur:


Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); bleeding from the rectum; new or worsening redness, pain, swelling, or irritation.

This is not a complete list of all side effects that may occur. If you have questions about side effects, contact your health care provider. Call your doctor for medical advice about side effects. To report side effects to the appropriate agency, please read the Guide to Reporting Problems to FDA.




If OVERDOSE is suspected:

Contact 1-800-222-1222 (the American Association of Poison Control Centers), your local poison control center, or emergency room immediately. Preparation H Cream may be harmful if swallowed.
Proper storage of Preparation H Cream:
Store at room temperature, between 68 and 77 degrees F (20 and 20 degrees C). Store away from heat and light. Keep Preparation H Cream out of the reach of children and away from pets.

General information:
?If you have any questions about Preparation H Cream, please talk with your doctor, pharmacist, or other health care provider.
?Preparation H Cream is to be used only by the patient for whom it is prescribed. Do not share it with other people.
?If your symptoms do not improve or if they become worse, check with your doctor.
?Check with your pharmacist about how to dispose of unused medicine.

This information should not be used to decide whether or not to take Preparation H Cream or any other medicine. Only your health care provider has the knowledge and training to decide which medicines are right for you. This information does not endorse any medicine as safe, effective, or approved for treating any patient or health condition. This is only a brief summary of general information about Preparation H Cream. It does NOT include all information about the possible uses, directions, warnings, precautions, interactions, adverse effects, or risks that may apply to Preparation H Cream. This information is not specific medical advice and does not replace information you receive from your health care provider. You must talk with your healthcare provider for complete information about the risks and benefits of using Preparation H Cream.

Issue Date: February 5, 2014

DWB 02-14-2014 10:01 AM

Had no idea you could overdose from Preparation H. Learn something new every day.

newB 02-14-2014 10:24 AM

Bought it for the first time a couple of months ago. So many varieties of the stuff, I spent several minutes at three in the morning reading the labels in order to make an informed decision. 'Odor Free'? Is there an offending smell associated with the others that I would want to avoid? 'Non Greasy Formula'? Will the others leak through my shorts and leave a tell-tale stain in the seat of my pants? I ended up going with the 'Cooling Gel' - though the "fast cooling relief" was disappointingly temporary.

Grapesoda 02-14-2014 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19982750)
Had no idea you could overdose from Preparation H. Learn something new every day.

hopefully harmon will be very cautious :2 cents:

dyna mo 02-14-2014 10:36 AM

little secret: use prep h for your models that have bags under their eyes from hangovers. etc. reduces the bag within moments.

Grapesoda 02-14-2014 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19982797)
little secret: use prep h for your models that have bags under their eyes from hangovers. etc. reduces the bag within moments.

not much of a secret really.... been around since the 50's.. now here's a fucking secret for you: put a white 6 volt x mass tree light above your lens to give the model a sparkle in the eyes :thumbsup

dyna mo 02-14-2014 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19982841)
not much of a secret really.... been around since the 50's.. now here's a fucking secret for you: put a white 6 volt x mass tree light above your lens to give the model a sparkle in the eyes :thumbsup

Not everyone was shooting back in the 50s like you were. :winkwink:

Grapesoda 02-14-2014 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19982997)
Not everyone was shooting back in the 50s like you were. :winkwink:

was trained by those guys

dyna mo 02-14-2014 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19983246)
was trained by those guys

I'm messin with ya!

L-Pink 02-14-2014 04:15 PM

I just have my old lady push mine back in with her fist.

brassmonkey 02-14-2014 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19983252)
I just have my old lady push mine back in with her fist.

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