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PersianKitty 03-05-2003 06:53 PM

Feds looking for Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich thief!
 
Our tax dollars at work!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...len_sandwich_1

Iowa Passes Stolen Sandwich Case to Feds
Wed Mar 5,11:55 AM ET
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DES MOINES, Iowa - A case of a stolen peanut butter sandwich at the Des Moines airport has been turned over to federal authorities.


That's because only 16 federal security workers had access to the room where the sandwich was taken.

Christine Woods of Des Moines reported that her sandwich was taken from a break room. Entry to the room is controlled by punching a code into a keypad, police said.

Police took a report, but suspended the investigation and turned it over to the Transportation Security Administration.

"By the letter of the law, it is a theft," Lt. David Huberty said. "But sending a detective out to the airport to interview 16 people over a missing sandwich would be, I think, inappropriate use of resources."

Woods said she was concerned a wallet or purse could be stolen in the future, according to the police report.

kenny 03-05-2003 06:58 PM

They waste to much time doing dumb shit. I am pissed that the feds busted all those bong people. I thought it was ok to sell bongs aslong as you called them waterpipes. Did those bong people decorate their logo with hemp leafs and openly call them marijuana pipes? I can't find a article with the precise details.

gothweb 03-05-2003 07:01 PM

Seems reasonable. Either a federal security worker is a thief and lied about it when asked, or someone else had the keypad code. Worth looking into, if you ask me.

FlyingIguana 03-05-2003 07:38 PM

this guy keeps it up he'll be on the fbi's most wanted list

MuleScrote 03-05-2003 07:45 PM

Damn it....I work in Des Moines. I think I saw that guy running down the street!!!

pr0 03-05-2003 08:28 PM

that whore should be hung from a flag pole in public

Rodent 03-05-2003 10:06 PM

Tax money hard are work I would say :1orglaugh


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