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lucas131 01-16-2014 01:11 AM

anybody been hit by karma at 8th jan?
 
hi everyone. i really dont know what to think about this ... before 8th of january, i had like three years about 10+ sales per day, sometime it was like 8, but another day 10+ again ... now, from 8th january, i had once 4 sales, and the rest of the days i have 1-3 sales, most time 2 sales ... now, i thought at 9th, wow, what the fucking bad day, but no problem, it will go up, because traffic is stable and i am still building new sites ... but, my bad, nothing changed! it is more than 7 days when my sales totally dried ... on all sponsors, from 10+ daily in 3+ years to 2 last 7 days ... is this normal? traffic still same, new serps on new sites, sales nowhere ... what is that? voodoo? karma? curse? ... anything it is, get the fuck out of me you piece of motherfucker, i need to make money from my hard work again! :mad: :throwup :Oh crap ... needed to lift this, never seen that before ... from 1:600 to 1:2600 ... i am speechless ... :2 cents: wish you best with your business everyone anyway ... :Oh crap :upsidedow

Awkward 01-16-2014 01:16 AM

Are you listening the same radio station?

lucas131 01-16-2014 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultCopywriters (Post 19946438)
Are you listening the same radio station?

you think thats the problem? i thought its maybe my signature or avatar, late and jesus is pissed of that i am going over his time ... really not sure what to think about this situation ... :Oh crap

lucas131 01-16-2014 01:26 AM

that xmas shit removed, hope all will get back to normal track ...

georgeyw 01-16-2014 01:27 AM

Did you change brand of ice cream?

My adsense cpm is so far in the ass it isn't funny for jan - like 1/10th of dec...

lucas131 01-16-2014 01:31 AM

hmm, so the problem is in icecream ... will do that :) because 1:400 - 1:600 last three years, 1:2600 lst seven days ... overnight ... :moon

Markul 01-16-2014 01:35 AM

Shower, wank, eat and then $$$$

or something

lucas131 01-16-2014 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19946454)
Shower, wank, eat and then $$$$

or something

will try, thanks ... any other ideas? i will do really anything, because this situation makes no sense ... :helpme

georgeyw 01-16-2014 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19946498)
will try, thanks ... any other ideas? i will do really anything, because this situation makes no sense ... :helpme

Place a coke bottle up your ass, cucumber in your mouth, pour milk on your head, while dunking your nuts in gravy and fucking a toilet roll filled with whipped cream.

Your sales will be back by tomorrow night.

Paully 01-16-2014 02:42 AM

Hey Lucas. Im doing regular sales daily. Do you have a zombaio account?

Throw me in there.

Markul 01-16-2014 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19946498)
will try, thanks ... any other ideas? i will do really anything, because this situation makes no sense ... :helpme

Paypal donations is where the money is at!! With it, you can buy all sorts of shit, like a fake office, some not-really-real-lawyers or how about awesome-products like the Web Donation Generator and you get to act really cool cause YOU are doing something awesome for SOMEONE/THING!

All you need is a cause! Don't have one? No problem. We can easily create one for you, all you have to do is call 1-800-GET-A-JOB.

Sorry, had too much coffee this morning and not enough sheep :1orglaugh

Paully 01-16-2014 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19946508)
Paypal donations is where the money is at!! With it, you can buy all sorts of shit, like a fake office, some not-really-real-lawyers or how about awesome-products like the Web Donation Generator and you get to act really cool cause YOU are doing something awesome for SOMEONE/THING!

All you need is a cause! Don't have one? No problem. We can easily create one for you, all you have to do is call 1-800-GET-A-JOB.

Sorry, had too much coffee this morning and not enough sheep :1orglaugh

Oh shit. I think you're on to something. Gofundpaully.com check out my new youtube channel tomorrow.

Markul 01-16-2014 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paully (Post 19946512)
Oh shit. I think you're on to something. Gofundpaully.com check out my new youtube channel tomorrow.

Do share how that goes :thumbsup

and obviously I had enough sheep yesterday, but not enough sleep - also don't sleep with sheep, I've heard it's a mess :helpme

Klen 01-16-2014 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19946508)
Paypal donations is where the money is at!! With it, you can buy all sorts of shit, like a fake office, some not-really-real-lawyers or how about awesome-products like the Web Donation Generator and you get to act really cool cause YOU are doing something awesome for SOMEONE/THING!

All you need is a cause! Don't have one? No problem. We can easily create one for you, all you have to do is call 1-800-GET-A-JOB.

Sorry, had too much coffee this morning and not enough sheep :1orglaugh

Hmm i called that number and nobody is responding,the fuck ??

Markul 01-16-2014 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19946518)
Hmm i called that number and nobody is responding,the fuck ??

It only works for the US. The new net-neutrality deal is to blame! But you can call NATO and I am sure our old Prime Minister has a job for ya :pimp

SIK 01-16-2014 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19946437)
what is that? voodoo? karma? curse?


You send too little traffic to my site.

Paully 01-16-2014 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19946517)
Do share how that goes :thumbsup

and obviously I had enough sheep yesterday, but not enough sleep - also don't sleep with sheep, I've heard it's a mess :helpme

Bahhhhhhh Lets make some money Lucas. Im ready to start firing off funds right now. Seriously though Im doing 1 in 200 off Google even after they tried to Screwgle me.

Affiliates dont do as well for obvious reasons but if you send a couple thousand hardcore surfers you will get a bite.

50/50 and I have monthly up to 200 dollar non-recurring options.


Try it out and see for yourself.

JockoHomo 01-16-2014 03:39 AM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0037e555d...ecnro1_500.jpg

Paully 01-16-2014 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JockoHomo (Post 19946538)

That thing is ugly. Not gonna risk my ground fx trying to run it over either.

http://i42.tinypic.com/11huvmh.jpg

bluebook18 01-16-2014 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19946437)
what is that? voodoo? karma? curse?

all of the above :)

seeandsee 01-16-2014 05:17 AM

horror story!

i hope you will get back your sales

lucas131 01-16-2014 06:10 AM

some great ideas here, but the trash animal is the best :1orglaugh thanks all, will keep you informed about my karma issue :)

klinton 01-16-2014 06:46 AM

got similiar experience, but not on such big scale... constant sales for years, then later sudden drop by 30 % in total month income...- from October

later - sales dissapearing for long days...and in one day all is "activated" back, to dissapear again later...

strange


Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19946437)
hi everyone. i really dont know what to think about this ... before 8th of january, i had like three years about 10+ sales per day, sometime it was like 8, but another day 10+ again ... now, from 8th january, i had once 4 sales, and the rest of the days i have 1-3 sales, most time 2 sales ... now, i thought at 9th, wow, what the fucking bad day, but no problem, it will go up, because traffic is stable and i am still building new sites ... but, my bad, nothing changed! it is more than 7 days when my sales totally dried ... on all sponsors, from 10+ daily in 3+ years to 2 last 7 days ... is this normal? traffic still same, new serps on new sites, sales nowhere ... what is that? voodoo? karma? curse? ... anything it is, get the fuck out of me you piece of motherfucker, i need to make money from my hard work again! :mad: :throwup :Oh crap ... needed to lift this, never seen that before ... from 1:600 to 1:2600 ... i am speechless ... :2 cents: wish you best with your business everyone anyway ... :Oh crap :upsidedow


ITraffic 01-16-2014 06:55 AM

people are broke after xmas. no big conspiracy. most bricks and mortal businesses are ghost towns as well.


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