Ever since I started murdering prostitutes I've been experience a lot less stress in my work and
 

family life.

There's something about drowning a whore in a motel room bathtub that puts everything else into perspective.

Cool story bro

Hookers are people too.

dont ruin it for the rest of us.

I understand totally where you're coming from. The first time, I was so nervous and unsure if I should be doing it...but once it was done, it was like a huge weight lifted off my shoulders -- now I can't stop. Everyone feels like I'm reborn again, it's like I have a reason to keep going, to keep living.

Hahahaha

The world is never going to run out of hookers.

Wow...we look at this exactly the same way.

The fatter the hooker the less water it takes, just sayin.

I knew you'd know where we were coming from.

Do you even bother fucking them first or do you just kill them?

I take it you do outcalls only and your home is basically a crime scene replete with evidence.

Sometimes after, while I'm sitting there taking a monster dump, I'll glance at the body and think …. ice cream would be nice. So I always try to find a motel close to a Dairy Queen.


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Well.. they're already dead inside, so truth be told you are likely doing them a favor. Its not like anyone will miss them.

haha...I getcha totally. I'm more into a thick, medium rare strip loin... it's a weird need afterwards, but I need it.

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Send some pieces to the local police department to puzzle them ...

Not only do I like him, I feel at times that I am him...I run around naked, singing, believing...that in a perfect world, I would have been him!

I used to fuck them first but now I can't get it up until they're dead. :arcadefre

god bless you, i've never had the balls to kill a hooker. i tried once, but chickened out and just had her lay on the bed so i could jack off into her mouth (i don't want hooker aids)

i used to kill hitchhikers way back when, but i haven't seen one in many years.

Just don't write bad checks
 

Killing hookers, yet get found not guilty...

Writing bad checks, maximum prison time for each check.

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/10/09...r-suspect.html

At the time it was reported the police found evidence, that several of the hookers had been in his home. Just wasn't enough to prove he did the deeds.

Appreciated.

hitchhikers aren't what they used to be, that's for sure.

Waiting until their dead is best, no skin under their nails, etc.

Here in Niagara Falls - it just seems inappropriate to drown hookers in the cutsy heart-shaped hotel tubs (crime scene tape tends to scare the tourists away).

So we encase them in old whiskey barrels and float'em over the Falls.

Don't forget to wear your Nike's if you stomp them to death. You'll need someone to sue if you get caught.

I never kill hookers, I just rape them. That way I can only be charged with shoplifting.

1st hand, I know that's totally true.

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