Fucking Florida Rednecks ?..
 

So I'v been sick as shit for the last 10 days, finally starting to feel better. My neighbor stops by asks if I'm still alive do I need anything while he's at the store. I say thanks, give him $100. Thirty minutes later he's back ? with a $75 dollar bottle of cognac and a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Not bad actually, lol.


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Something to eat and something to drink?

:winkwink: I'd give it a shot but I don't think I could find much to complain about either. Pretty cool neighbor. They're hard to find. Get better.

So L-Pink is really Frank Sinatra handing out $100 dollar bills? Nice!
Drink up Ol' Blew Eyes. :D

(Feel better.)

PS: Who said there was no money in porn?

LOL Thats just covered in awesome sauce

what the fl redneck get you from kfc? just grubbed down a 2 pc boneless meal here. it was a tad overcooked.

Your neighbor is a redneck but brings you Hennessy and fried chicken????? Is his name Clayton Bigsby by any chance?????
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About 30 crispy chicken tenders, 2 orders of mashed potatoes and extra gravy.

The cognac is damn good, the chicken I warmed a small amount up in the oven and it's also damn good. lol I think the fucker is onto something.

It actually sounds very much like something my grandma would prescribe, although it would be her own fried chicken (which was killer) and some very cheap brandy, which she enjoyed up till she passed.

I'm currently restoring a bunch of old famiy pictures and putting some in a multi-frame for my Mom's upcoming birthday-

Here's one of Grandma and my Mom

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Looks like not a bad sick day :)

Your neighbour is a wise man.

Get better LP.

Hey I live in the Florida panhandle and I'd call that a good neighbor! Though I would have preferred a bottle of crown.

i didnt know you're a brother...

Strange situation - he asked did you need anything, you said yes, gave him 100$ and did not say WHAT you needed? :)

Not strange at all. His g/f has been keeping me alive with periodic drop offs of chicken soup, bottles of orange juice, platters of pre-made fruit from the supermarket, crap like that. I just assumed he wanted to know if I wanted more.

On the funny note, I am wondering how would a situation turn out if thread title would have been "Fucking Florida black neighbors" :1orglaugh

Hahaha …..

He's a heavily tatted biker, master's in engineering, makes big bucks working in the port of Tampa, never quite sure what he's going to do or say to anyone. His g/f is a hippy type predictable in everything she does. Great couple.


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Real Florida rednecks keep gators as pets. True story

I'm in Ohio and one of my friends has an alligator, and it's not small... I like aquarium animals but it's also way beyond the average available aquarium.

He's not a redneck. He's fucking crazy.:2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh the mayo is behind the bag

Pretty cool neighbor.

Get better soon, L. Almost makes me nostalgic for palma ceia...
Fuck, it does make me nostalgic. Thats a good neighbor. :thumbsup

You'll be right as rain in no time. His purchase is less about feeding you and more about restoring your will to live.

Do you have good Cuban rum in Florida? I mean better/wider choice compared to "regular" states? :)

New Twist on a very old set of home remedies for generations. Did you slightly warm the cognac?

I like your neighbor, he is a wise man!

not a bad deal, I'd fake sick occasionally :1orglaugh

Hmm, that bottle :) cool neighbor too.

great neighbor :thumbsup:thumbsup

did you drink it with him? i bet he wanted to ... :winkwink: get well mr pink! :thumbsup

Sounds about right.

doesn't sound like a neighbor at all....more like a couple of very good friends even if you did meet them by moving to the same area it's obvious they are good people. And they sound like a very interesting couple

BINGO!



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I would've prescribed chicken soup and Glühwein, but that's not bad at all

Why not? It would be not a problem for me to buy stuff for my neighbor (on his dime) if he was sick and could not do that himself. It would make me just good neighbor.

<-----looking forward to some warmed-up kfc for breakfast later!

:thumbsup hell yeah! im havin popeyes and cornbread

yeah that is the actions of a very cool neighbor, but the wife has been bringing a lot of stuff over for L Pink what seems like an extended period of time. Kind of above and beyond the normal "good neighbor" type behavior. Either way he's lucky to know them:winkwink:

if there were a popeye's near here I would prolly be on a first name basis with everyone there. I like them more than kfc for not only their chicken, but their fucking biscuits man! dang good. :warning :1orglaugh

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tha beans and rice luv that shit. taking sum to the park in a bit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Popeye's chicken is awesome I haven't had it in a while, even better is Bojangles their fried chicken and biscuits are heaven on earth.

The Cajun Shrimp isn't bad either!

man, I had completely forgotten how good their beans & rice is, might have to make special trip to a popeye's this weekend!


dang, that's saying something, I've not come across a bojangles, I'll have to see if they are in socal and give em a whirl if so :thumbsup

They are only here in the south I think, and there are none near where I live. But I hit one in Orlando last April when I was there for Florida Drupal Camp, their beans and rice is a lot better than popeyes and they also serve breakfast all day long.

Because you said that I gave chicken and mayo a shot tonight.

Being stoned helped a bit.

I'll be fucked if you weren't right on. :thumbsup

Just wanted to thank you.:upsidedow

Get well, L.