How does one get a mistress?
 

Hi

So obviously money men get a mistress, but how is the arrangement made?

Man: I am a millionaire and married
Woman: okay I will be your mistress
Man: I will pay your phone bill every month for unlimited sex
Woman: ok


How does it happen?

Thanks

B

About right

We can only dream

She offers sex then mentions a rent issue. You then offer to help.

Fuck you must be one naive person to ask such a question!

Niave?

We aint all programmed to have a scheming mind!

no scheming required

- oh my god, we are made for each other's

- yes... yes but your wife.

- oh yes, you are right, i need to wait to divorce, you know, the children and so on.

- i understand...

- let's fuck

- yeah, right

rinse and repeat.

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

Been there??? hahaha

Craigslist has plenty

show off your wallet :)

Makes sense, find a run away, young teen mom etc

She would do anything to get away from working on the till.....

Did you smoke out all your brains?
When man is rich he gets opportunities to hook up with strange women almost every day. They are "hunting" men like that.

Yeah but how would a woman know if a man is rich or not?

Sounds about right.

Yes, but the sudden appearance of a gallon of penicillin next to the milk in the fridge is probably going to alert the wife that something's amiss.

be rich
be handsome

Even average worth men get opportunities to cheat on the wives all the time. Women are looking for men all the time. Everywhere, parties, gatherings, work places etc etc.
Its too easy. And if you are rich its even easier to keep your mistress for long. Although not all of them are in for the money. So even if you are not rich it is still easy. Unless you are ugly or have bad personality traits.

Once or twice or...

For married men the key is making sure you handle all the finances and having an account at a bank the that no one else knows about.

you should get with any mistress rather successfully when you break up however i suppose you will just tell her to go fuck herself. i am pretty sure that must be a coping mechanism, a coping mechanism for being a cock of a boyfriend.

you have money, you will find mistress

It's pretty common over here in Asia. You find a girl you like and just be straight with them. MANY girls are not looking for full time guys and just want to find a guy or two to take care of them, in return, they take care of the guy/s.

Money makes the world go 'round.

The tricky part is getting rid of them.

Not if you're a Kennedy.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8651/iveg.jpg


Remember the shit this National Lampoon ad created?

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When I was in high school there was a kid who found out his dad had a whole separate family on the side.

He was married had three kids with one woman and in the next town over he had another woman that he had two kids with. He split time between them and told them both he was working a lot of overtime. I'm not sure how he pulled it off, but for 15 years they didn't find out about each other until the guy died in a car accident.

The kid and both families were pretty upset to find out all these years this guy was living a double life.

These things often happen when booking a regular escort, a bond develops usually the guy gets a bit possesive, he's usually quite wealthy, wants to keep the girl to himself, offers her this, that and the other. She plays along for a bit, gets bored, ends badly. Needs to be a Mistress arrangement right from the start.

First I need a million in the bank. I guess i can only dream?

just move to Hungary...

what's in Hungary?

Mistresses, what else?

it's more like common sense

That's just about any woman.

It's not worth the mental stress or guilt if happily married. My mistress atm is porn!

guys like that always intrigued me

Zip code seems to work pretty well.

FTFY... :thumbsup

1milion HUF (hungarian forints) = 4518USD :)
so you can be a millionaire there easily