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Juicy D. Links 03-04-2003 05:31 PM

Anal Virgin
 
In my sexual career I have never performed anal on a chick. They all did not want to try it. Any tips on how to convince a chick into taking it up the ass without drugging her?

Cheshire 03-04-2003 05:32 PM

Get a girlfriend that would do anything for you.


And no, that's not a proposal Juicy.

Tala 03-04-2003 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Get a girlfriend that would do anything for you.


And no, that's not a proposal Juicy.

:1orglaugh

Seriously, juicy, get a girl that is into tryng new stuff, or one that really likes anal.

No, that's not a proposal.:glugglug

Juicy D. Links 03-04-2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire



And no, that's not a proposal Juicy.

Dont flatter yourself :Graucho

detoxed 03-04-2003 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Any tips on how to convince a chick into taking it up the ass without drugging her?

Find a new chick.

MetaformX 03-04-2003 05:36 PM

I am a Anal virgin. My hymen is still intact

asuna 03-04-2003 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


Dont flatter yourself :Graucho

:winkwink:

demented 03-04-2003 05:36 PM

Most girls like anal. If they have had it properly done, they usually really do enjoy it. My wife does :thumbsup

applejacks 03-04-2003 05:37 PM

Maker her like it when you play with her asshole.

Eat her pussy and put your finger in her asshole.


I actually got horny while writting this shit..


I need some new pussy!!

Juicy D. Links 03-04-2003 05:37 PM

When you bring your dick out wont it be covered in shit residue?

EscortBiz 03-04-2003 05:37 PM

its a sin

Cheshire 03-04-2003 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Dont flatter yourself :Graucho
Oh I wasn't, I just know you have really low standards and would hit on anything with a vagina.

Juicy D. Links 03-04-2003 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Oh I wasn't, I just know you have really low standards and would hit on anything with a vagina.
Point being? :Graucho

xerox 03-04-2003 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
In my sexual career I have never performed anal on a chick. They all did not want to try it. Any tips on how to convince a chick into taking it up the ass without drugging her?

Either find a fat chick, or get a girl to fall in love with you and when you ask her to do it say "If you love me you'll do it"

asuna 03-04-2003 05:41 PM

two words, anal creampie

javok 03-04-2003 05:48 PM

Nothing like have a girl friend crazy for you :)

Seaz 03-04-2003 05:49 PM

Get a brick . Hit your GF over the head. then lube up and go man

InsaneMidget 03-04-2003 05:52 PM

Alcohol is the answer to amazing assfucking.

Sly_RJ 03-04-2003 05:56 PM

I feel your pain man.

I became sexually active when I was 14 I believe, a freshman in high school. I was the star running back for our 'A' football team, so it didn't take much to convince the girls to drop to their knees. Although it may sound like the perfect situation to be in, things became very difficult whenever I was "seeing someone". My girlfriends would become really jealous watching the other girls flirt with me and the cheerleaders flip up the back of their skirts to give me a nice shot of their ass in their new satin thongs.

There was one girlfriend in particular that I was really into, Leslie. Leslie was one of those girls that you couldn't help but introducing to mom. She was perfect. Beautiful body (remember, I was a freshman), very cute smile, long golden hair, straight A student, had goals, and was very sweet. Anyone who met her fell in love, no doubt about it.

When I first started seeing her she was a virgin and had little experience with any sort of "fooling around". Sure, she had kissed plenty of times and even knew how to use her tongue pretty well, but nothing beyond that. Her small but perky breasts were her treasure, she kept them locked up with a key and would never even give me a glimpse of what was held inside.

After dating for a few weeks, the novelty began to wear off. Sure, I loved being with her, but it was hard to continue seeing her when she wouldn't even go down on me, all the while other girls were offering me sex in every and any position imaginable. One night while we were watching Wild Things in my basement, I just couldn't take it anymore. The scene where Neve Campbell and Denise Richards were involved in the threesome came up and I just couldn't take it anymore. I dove into the bathroom for a quick session of monkey spanking and came out a very relieved young man.

Leslie wasn't stupid, she knew what I was doing. After all, I think she heard all the cursing when I shot my load across the bathroom. I really didn't want to clean it up after I finished! She was a little shocked at first, but after we talked for a few minutes she came to realize that my physical needs were not being met and I was running out of options.

Leslie agreed to lose her virginity that night. Her family was quite religious, so she knew very little about the various sexual positions and what was considered "normal". At first I was a little disappointed, being a virgin she had no experience and I assumed that she would simply lay there while I did all the work.

Being the optimist that I am, I decided to "take advantage" of the situation and see how far I could push the limits. Leslie started by asking me what the other girls I've been with have done...

My answer: anal. Ok, so I lied. I never had anal sex before, even though I've attempted many times. But Leslie would never know the difference, so why not try to turn our relationship into a new experience? After all, I think she did "love" me. No doubt she would have done whatever I desired.




To be continued...

Easton 03-04-2003 05:58 PM

LOL... Sly, are you stealing Sleazy's erotic stories now? :1orglaugh

Tala 03-04-2003 06:01 PM

Damn, Sly...you got that shit licensed?? I'm talking CONTENT here, man!

Easton 03-04-2003 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
When you bring your dick out wont it be covered in shit residue?
yes, sometimes... we put a few of our anal out-takes on CJ... ROTF

angelsofporn 03-04-2003 06:01 PM

i can just never manage to get the damn thing in more than just an inch or so

sonomasnap 03-04-2003 06:04 PM

you gotta go slow. finger first, lube too. work up to maybe a small toy, build up. also while you don't need to drug her, a glass or 2 of wine never hurt. then ease it on in. Inch, wait, inch wait, etc..... As far as the "residue" goes have her take care of business before you go drilling.

TDF 03-04-2003 06:06 PM

Sly makes me horney..

Seaz 03-04-2003 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by sonomasnap
you gotta go slow. finger first, lube too. work up to maybe a small toy, build up. also while you don't need to drug her, a glass or 2 of wine never hurt. then ease it on in. Inch, wait, inch wait, etc..... As far as the "residue" goes have her take care of business before you go drilling.
enimas rock :thumbsup

BluMedia 03-04-2003 06:08 PM

Maybe try licking her ass that will get her really horny and then play with it and then work you way there.

Mark

Pipecrew 03-04-2003 07:29 PM

How does anyone actually enjoy anal, I got violated a few days ago at the doctors and Not only did i feel like I needed to shit really bad but I thought i was going to heave...... What girls and guys will do these days!!

asuna 03-04-2003 07:42 PM

I fucked a girl in the ass twice, wore a condom.. just to be safe, altho she was clean, and she just got out of the shower, she was greek.. so I already knew she was into it.. lol

asuna 03-04-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton


yes, sometimes... we put a few of our anal out-takes on CJ... ROTF

Links? lol

Pornwolf 03-04-2003 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
How does anyone actually enjoy anal, I got violated a few days ago at the doctors and Not only did i feel like I needed to shit really bad but I thought i was going to heave...... What girls and guys will do these days!!
I know what you mean. The doc has done that to me about three times in my life and each time feels like the ultimate violation. Ack:moon :Hollering


Sly, that was a fuckin hilarious story! Haha


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