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jmcb420 12-31-2013 04:55 AM

Veggies and Vegans are fucked up people sometimes.
 
I've got a ton of respect for anyone who subscribes purely to a diet.

Unless you feel the need to tell me all about it... while we're sitting in a steakhouse.

Way to ruin the well earned whiskey buzz I've been working on all day, you bitch. You could have used that to your advantage. Instead you want to make a point, and be an asshole about food.

Jesus Christ.

I hope you end up on a fucking island and all you can find to eat is rodent and clam.

c0ntent 12-31-2013 05:03 AM

Attention whores imho.
Btw, do you know how someone is a vegan?
- Don't worry, they'll tell you... several times.

jmcb420 12-31-2013 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c0ntent (Post 19928584)
Attention whores imho.
Btw, do you know how someone is a vegan?
- Don't worry, they'll tell you... several times.

Fucking truth.

Biggest turn off on the planet, bar none. "I only eat fucking grass because I love puppies and rainbows and shit that doesn't scream when it gets killed."

Meanwhile I'm riding a unicorn and from time to time it rains gummy bears.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Magnetron 12-31-2013 05:46 AM

What happens if a vegan is caught having sex with a cucumber or whatever?

Would that be considered sexual abuse or sexual slavery or .....?

OldJeff 12-31-2013 05:46 AM

I just tell them to piss off, and stop eating all of my foods food

DPhil 12-31-2013 06:02 AM

No sane person could possibly eat only veggies.

ErectMedia 12-31-2013 06:21 AM

I could eliminate most but could never pass on a steak :2 cents:

jmcb420 12-31-2013 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPhil (Post 19928616)
No sane person could possibly eat only veggies.

I agree. To eat meat is an instinct, to not eat meat is a choice.
The pretentious cunt can keep all the soy and okra to herself.

It would have been nice if she'd said something beforehand though.

Almost twenty dollars for her salad and I know damn well our waiter was doing his best not to look at me and shake his head while smiling.

I've never seen the movie Blackfish... But I now understand I must see it.

Seems the whiskey has gotten the better of me.

John-ACWM 12-31-2013 08:22 AM

:1orglaugh good point.

RandyRandy 12-31-2013 09:00 AM

http://s24.postimg.org/keo1cea05/Screenshot_31.png

This is from Kreuz Market, best BBQ I've ever had, in Lockhart, Texas.

Pornopat 12-31-2013 09:00 AM

Taking a veggie/vegan to a steakhouse?
Are you for real? Just how dumb are you.
Pick another place that you can both enjoy you selfish asshole.

Rebel D 12-31-2013 09:02 AM

my Slogan is Never trust a vegan.

VikingMan 12-31-2013 09:14 AM

I had a similar situation back when I was dumb enough to ever buy a woman dinner. After I orderd my lamb chops she began to talk about the "bad energy" that I was about to eat. Plus her pussy smelled funny. DTB

VikingMan 12-31-2013 09:19 AM

I had a similar situation back when I was dumb enough to ever buy a woman dinner. After I orderd my lamb chops and she ordered her salad she began to talk about the "bad energy" that I was about to eat. Plus her pussy smelled funny.

xNetworx 12-31-2013 09:32 AM

yumadtho?

VikingMan 12-31-2013 09:34 AM

sorry double post. please flog me

jmcb420 12-31-2013 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 19928787)
Taking a veggie/vegan to a steakhouse?
Are you for real? Just how dumb are you.
Pick another place that you can both enjoy you selfish asshole.

This is one of those situations where genuine honesty could have saved both of us some trouble. When I asked about where she wanted to go there was no indication from her answer that she was going to turn out to be a rabbit with an attitude.

Had I known, I'm sure I could have found a decent substitute, and there's a vegan place a few miles from here. All I needed was to be told: I'm a rabbit with an attitude, so the steakhouse is a bad idea.


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