the married life- christmas version

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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #1

    the married life- christmas version

    came across this recently, this happened the 1st week of december


    Last week I bought my first Gibson, After 30 years of playing and always wanting this guitar you can imagine how excited I was to finally get it.

    But, here is my dilemma- My wife wrapped it and is making me wait until Christmas.

    I brought it home, showed her, took the abuse for buying for myself while I was supposed to be Christmas shopping and then watched her take it into a room and wrap it.

    Let this sink in- My dream guitar is feet away, wrapped and I cannot play it. 30 years of waiting...

    Last edited by dyna mo; 12-23-2013, 12:03 PM.
  • The Heron
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 4496

    #2
    Kick her in the cunt. Wrapping paper is stupid.

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    • RebelR
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1998

      #3
      After waiting 30 years, what's another 3 weeks? Besides, that's gonna be one guy who will be up even before his kids are to unwrap presents. Talk about feeling like a kid again.
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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        Originally posted by RebelR
        After waiting 30 years, what's another 3 weeks? Besides, that's gonna be one guy who will be up even before his kids are to unwrap presents. Talk about feeling like a kid again.
        it's bizarre to me to see a grown adult be treated like a kid and made to feel like a kid by the person he's supposed to be in a committed loving relationship with.

        withholding and punishing? i don't believe loving adults should treat each other that way.

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812

          #5
          Wait till he finds out she took side-cutters to all four strings before wrapping it.

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          • dyna mo
            just a fucking jerk
            • Dec 2008
            • 68184

            #6
            Originally posted by SilentKnight
            Wait till he finds out she took side-cutters to all four strings before wrapping it.


            you're married, right sk? what's your view on this?

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            • Jgarcia
              Registered User
              • Sep 2012
              • 38

              #7
              Why not wait for a few years more?

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              • Seth Manson
                Please dont fuck animals
                • Jul 2010
                • 3988

                #8
                He should put his balls back in his sack and just go unwrap it.

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                • Due
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 3620

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                  it's bizarre to me to see a grown adult be treated like a kid and made to feel like a kid by the person he's supposed to be in a committed loving relationship with.

                  withholding and punishing? i don't believe loving adults should treat each other that way.
                  It sounds like a great idea to increase the thrill of waiting for Christmas, especially if kids are involved.
                  Finding the perfect gift for an adult is really difficult, if there is something we want we can just buy it.
                  I buy plugs
                  Skype: Due_Global
                  /Due

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                  • John-ACWM
                    Work Work Work
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 20060

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seth Manson
                    He should put his balls back in his sack and just go unwrap it.
                    indeed

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