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Scott McD 12-20-2013 03:40 PM

Karma is a bitch!
 
Just found out an hour ago that the cunt who tortured and killed my pet cat a few years ago died today. He was only in his mid 30's.


Fuck you! Karma IS a bitch!! I'm having a drink to celebrate... :drinkup




So now you know! :pimp

whOaKemosabe 12-20-2013 03:42 PM

lol nice congrats man

Creatine 12-20-2013 03:44 PM

Sounds like they were performing a satanic ritual using your cat.

Hope that makes you feel better.

JockoHomo 12-20-2013 05:08 PM

Find out where they bury the fucker and then take a shit on his grave for closure.

LeRoy 12-20-2013 05:17 PM

Definitely a good day for you! Sorry to hear about what he did to your pet though thats fucked up

Scott McD 12-20-2013 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JockoHomo (Post 19917465)
Find out where they bury the fucker and then take a shit on his grave for closure.


I'd happily go to his funeral and piss in his coffin...

WDF 12-20-2013 05:32 PM

It is not worth your time or fluids!

Why acknowledge he made any impact on you?

He is gone, you are still here, smiling!

TheSquealer 12-20-2013 05:39 PM

So you believe that because a person hurt an animal that there was some sort of cosmic intervention and his life was taken in retaliation?

Interesting that you said "pet cat". I read that and wondered how many people might think you live with mountain lions or if that confusion has often been a problem for you in general.

TheSquealer 12-20-2013 06:00 PM

Also interesting to note that everyone here would argue against the death penalty in the criminal justice system and call it inhumane all day long and at the same time publicly express the view that the death of a cat warrants the death of the offender as being a fair and just punishment.

Sly 12-20-2013 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917506)
Also interesting to note that everyone here would argue against the death penalty in the criminal justice system and call it inhumane all day long and at the same time publicly express the view that the death of a cat warrants the death of the offender as being a fair and just punishment.

Cats are cute. Duh.

JockoHomo 12-20-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917506)
Also interesting to note that everyone here would argue against the death penalty in the criminal justice system and call it inhumane all day long and at the same time publicly express the view that the death of a cat warrants the death of the offender as being a fair and just punishment.

I am all for the death penalty and I also rejoice in this assholes early demise...although I did not know him. I don't give a fuck. I am happy to share in the OP's pleasure in acknowledging his early death. :thumbsup

DBS.US 12-20-2013 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JockoHomo (Post 19917465)
Find out where they bury the fucker and then take a shit on his grave for closure.

Get a cordless drill, 1/2" Masonry Drill Bit, 3' drill extension rod, 4' of 3/8" PVC pipe, and a funnel.

Find grave, estimate where body is in casket, estimate where head is located, drill down in ground/burial vault/casket, insert PVC pipe, install funnel on PVC pipe, the pee down PVC pipe on to his cold dead face.:winkwink: (note: stop by a pet shop and get a hundred meal worms and drop them down PVC pipe just for extra fun.)

VikingMan 12-20-2013 10:35 PM

If that guy had tortured you instead of your cat do you think your cat would have given a fuck about you? I say kill anyone who abuses any animal but I just don't understand how people become emotionally attached to cats when it is clear they don't give a damn about humans.

SilentKnight 12-20-2013 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19917717)
but I just don't understand how people become emotionally attached to cats when it is clear they don't give a damn about humans.

How is this conclusion 'clear' to you?

TheSquealer 12-20-2013 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19917725)
How is this conclusion 'clear' to you?

From a neurological perspective, a cat is likely really only operating on nothing more than a few basic innate, hardwired programs in their brain and likely has next to zero conscious awareness of anything at all, including their owners.

For example:

1) find/stalk/catch jerky things that look like their natural food - i.e. birds or rodents
2) play with them once caught
3) eat them once playing is done
4) shit where you can bury it
5) go to food/stay close to the food source

There isn't much more happening in a cats brain and i would be surprised to learn they have any conscious awareness of their owner - beyond being anything other than that thing that feeds them. All of the rest,... their cuteness, their perceived personality traits etc etc etc is nothing more than our own projection and imagination.

What you perceived to be cutely "playing" with a string or dangling object is likely nothing more than a triggering of the primitive "hunting program" in their brain and the fact that they will do it for so long with no reward, is evidence that they lack the ability for conscious interruption of those instinctive behaviors. Apes are infinitely more evolved than cats and they are basically still full blown retards by any measure of intelligence.

Everyone loves to think their pet is on the brink of publishing their doctoral thesis and graduating with honors, but the simple truth is that is an illusion of the mind.

Scott McD 12-21-2013 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19917717)
If that guy had tortured you instead of your cat do you think your cat would have given a fuck about you? I say kill anyone who abuses any animal but I just don't understand how people become emotionally attached to cats when it is clear they don't give a damn about humans.

So if someone kills a dog aswell then the owner shouldn't give a shit because the dog wouldn't care about the owner ??

Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

Scott McD 12-21-2013 03:23 AM

When I used to live at my parents house years ago, when they would go on holiday I would look after their cat. Feed it, give it water, everything that it had while they were still there.

For those 2 weeks though when they were away, the cat would always act up, go off her food etc. When they would return, the cat would go back to normal again almost right away.

To suggest cats don't get attatched to some extent to their owners Is quite simply ridiculous...

Scott McD 12-21-2013 03:25 AM

And another thing, what should my reaction have been then when I found out what that asshole did ?

I'd really like to know...

Triple-A 12-21-2013 04:38 AM

I danced on the grave of a cunt that died in 2008 - he caused me untold misery in the mid 1990's taking over a company I was a top manager for and he was a fraudster from the start and got me arrested for a fraud I didn't commit... it was in France at the time and in a ski resort where they had one of those programs following around "ski cops" - I was innocent but I had to endure nearly 24 hours of shite in the cells (police were pretty harsh once cams had disappeared) and local shame until I got to tell my side of the story.

I then found out this fucker was involved in nasty mortgage scam fraud in the late 80's and did time... fucking sleazebag... I still laugh at that piece of shit wormfood now!

karma, I believe in it. Time for the brothers who owed me big time to experience a little payback! :)

lucas131 12-21-2013 05:06 AM

man, someone is shooting at my cats ... the oldest one had three bullets in his body when he died ... if someone tortured my cat, and i found out, he will die the same day i found out ... :2 cents: or at least his balls ...

SilentKnight 12-21-2013 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19917866)
if someone tortured my cat, and i found out, he will die the same day i found out

Just be sure not to admit to pre-meditation beforehand on an online public forum.

CaptainHowdy 12-21-2013 06:19 AM

The best revenge is not being an ass ...

lucas131 12-21-2013 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19917901)
Just be sure not to admit to pre-meditation beforehand on an online public forum.

then just his balls will die ... :)

MaDalton 12-21-2013 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917731)
From a neurological perspective, a cat is likely really only operating on nothing more than a few basic innate, hardwired programs in their brain and likely has next to zero conscious awareness of anything at all, including their owners.

For example:

1) find/stalk/catch jerky things that look like their natural food - i.e. birds or rodents
2) play with them once caught
3) eat them once playing is done
4) shit where you can bury it
5) go to food/stay close to the food source

There isn't much more happening in a cats brain and i would be surprised to learn they have any conscious awareness of their owner - beyond being anything other than that thing that feeds them. All of the rest,... their cuteness, their perceived personality traits etc etc etc is nothing more than our own projection and imagination.

What you perceived to be cutely "playing" with a string or dangling object is likely nothing more than a triggering of the primitive "hunting program" in their brain and the fact that they will do it for so long with no reward, is evidence that they lack the ability for conscious interruption of those instinctive behaviors. Apes are infinitely more evolved than cats and they are basically still full blown retards by any measure of intelligence.

Everyone loves to think their pet is on the brink of publishing their doctoral thesis and graduating with honors, but the simple truth is that is an illusion of the mind.

i take you never had a cat...

Grapesoda 12-21-2013 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19917717)
I just don't understand how people become emotionally attached to cats when it is clear they don't give a damn about humans.

I can't figure out why people, especially people here at gfy, buy mac products when mac is totally anti-adult... :2 cents:

jmcb420 12-21-2013 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19917911)
i take you never had a cat...

I got the same thing from that.

SilentKnight 12-21-2013 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917731)
From a neurological perspective, a cat is likely really only operating on nothing more than a few basic innate, hardwired programs in their brain and likely has next to zero conscious awareness of anything at all, including their owners.

For example:

1) find/stalk/catch jerky things that look like their natural food - i.e. birds or rodents
2) play with them once caught
3) eat them once playing is done
4) shit where you can bury it
5) go to food/stay close to the food source

There isn't much more happening in a cats brain and i would be surprised to learn they have any conscious awareness of their owner - beyond being anything other than that thing that feeds them. All of the rest,... their cuteness, their perceived personality traits etc etc etc is nothing more than our own projection and imagination.

What you perceived to be cutely "playing" with a string or dangling object is likely nothing more than a triggering of the primitive "hunting program" in their brain and the fact that they will do it for so long with no reward, is evidence that they lack the ability for conscious interruption of those instinctive behaviors. Apes are infinitely more evolved than cats and they are basically still full blown retards by any measure of intelligence.

Everyone loves to think their pet is on the brink of publishing their doctoral thesis and graduating with honors, but the simple truth is that is an illusion of the mind.

I genuinely feel sorry for you.

nickey1952 12-21-2013 07:14 AM

love that kind of ending,

TheSquealer 12-21-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19917911)
i take you never had a cat...

I take it you've never studied anything even remotely close to brains, neuroscience or the experience of consciousness. The illusion is powerful,... I get that. Many animals such as cats do in fact possess mirror neurons (to an far lessor degree than humans) which allow them to experience emotions/feelings of others as well as intentionality and as such, they can respond accordingly. That response however is not a conscious response that comes after conscious reasoning. There is little to zero evidence to prove they experience any real degree of consciousness. Just because you are upset at your dog and he reflexively responds correctly with his behavior, doesn't mean he has any conscious awareness of what's happening as these behaviors are all unconscious and instinctive. Again, I fully understand the illusion is powerful, people want to believe it. People are biased to believe it. Many people who replace animal relationships with human relationships need to believe it. But it is, for the most part nothing more than ones own projections.

I grew up with a house full of cats and dogs. My personal observations and experience have nothing to do with the primitive brains and limited function of those of lower animals such as cats.

As I've said, primates are infinitely more intelligent than cats or dogs and have much more evolved brains. They are still full retards by any measure of intelligence. They are not capable of cooperative behaviors. They are not capable of recursive language. They are not capable of a million things that we'd disagree with as we observed them and our minds are tricked into believing something is happening that isn't, as our biases kick in.

I've always been deeply fascinated with the extent to which we attribute human traits to animals which clearly aren't even possible.

MaDalton 12-21-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19918046)
I take it you've never studied anything even remotely close to brains, neuroscience or the experience of consciousness. The illusion is powerful,... I get that. Many animals such as cats do in fact possess mirror neurons (to an far lessor degree than humans) which allow them to experience emotions/feelings of others as well as intentionality and as such, they can respond accordingly. That response however is not a conscious response that comes after conscious reasoning. There is little to zero evidence to prove they experience any real degree of consciousness. Just because you are upset at your dog and he reflexively responds correctly with his behavior, doesn't mean he has any conscious awareness of what's happening as these behaviors are all unconscious and instinctive. Again, I fully understand the illusion is powerful, people want to believe it. People are biased to believe it. Many people who replace animal relationships with human relationships need to believe it. But it is, for the most part nothing more than ones own projections.

I grew up with a house full of cats and dogs. My personal observations and experience have nothing to do with the primitive brains and limited function of those of lower animals such as cats.

As I've said, primates are infinitely more intelligent than cats or dogs and have much more evolved brains. They are still full retards by any measure of intelligence. They are not capable of cooperative behaviors. They are not capable of recursive language. They are not capable of a million things that we'd disagree with as we observed them and our minds are tricked into believing something is happening that isn't, as our biases kick in.

I've always been deeply fascinated with the extent to which we attribute human traits to animals which clearly aren't even possible.

i'll change my reply to

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19917935)
I genuinely feel sorry for you.


merry christmas

Sly 12-21-2013 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple-A (Post 19917856)
I danced on the grave of a cunt that died in 2008 - he caused me untold misery in the mid 1990's taking over a company I was a top manager for and he was a fraudster from the start and got me arrested for a fraud I didn't commit... it was in France at the time and in a ski resort where they had one of those programs following around "ski cops" - I was innocent but I had to endure nearly 24 hours of shite in the cells (police were pretty harsh once cams had disappeared) and local shame until I got to tell my side of the story.

I then found out this fucker was involved in nasty mortgage scam fraud in the late 80's and did time... fucking sleazebag... I still laugh at that piece of shit wormfood now!

karma, I believe in it. Time for the brothers who owed me big time to experience a little payback! :)

You rejoiced when a guy died. Think about that. Then think about your belief in karma.

What is next for you?

TheSquealer 12-21-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19918050)
i'll change my reply to

merry christmas

I understand that no illusion is really evident if doesn't involve what we believe to be impossible. It's not your fault

ErectMedia 12-21-2013 10:35 AM


Scott McD 12-22-2013 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19917911)
i take you never had a cat...

It really is that obvious isn't it. Posting a huge rant when it's clear from the start he hasn't actually got a clue what he's talking about! :1orglaugh

VikingMan 12-22-2013 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19917837)
So if someone kills a dog aswell then the owner shouldn't give a shit because the dog wouldn't care about the owner ??

Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

I love all animals but dogs are extra amazing. I like cats as well and am enraged when anyone mistreats a cat. I just don't understand why someone would want a cat as a pet other than for catching mice.

John-ACWM 12-23-2013 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19917907)
The best revenge is not being an ass ...

That is also true :thumbsup

Screwed Up 12-23-2013 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917499)
Interesting that you said "pet cat". I read that and wondered how many people might think you live with mountain lions or if that confusion has often been a problem for you in general.

This made me LOOOL!

Hey Scott, glad to hear karma took care of that guy for you.:thumbsup

secureizef 12-23-2013 07:57 AM

Ill drink to Karma but not to somebody's death

Scott McD 12-23-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917499)
Interesting that you said "pet cat". I read that and wondered how many people might think you live with mountain lions or if that confusion has often been a problem for you in general.

People say "pet dog" on here all the time too. Since it is their "pet" afterall.

Jackass...

seeandsee 12-23-2013 10:44 AM

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Manoll 12-30-2013 12:16 PM

Let God be the one to give judgment to people who done wrong to you.

Spunky 12-30-2013 12:24 PM

I care more about my cat than most people,nobody fucks with my cat

jmcb420 12-30-2013 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19927630)
I care more about my cat than most people,nobody fucks with my cat

I'm the same way. I've got two boys I like more than humanity in general and if someone harmed either of them, that would be one sorry mother fucker.

laubaq 12-30-2013 01:23 PM

I believe in karma

bronco67 12-30-2013 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19917367)
Just found out an hour ago that the cunt who tortured and killed my pet cat a few years ago died today. He was only in his mid 30's.


Fuck you! Karma IS a bitch!! I'm having a drink to celebrate... :drinkup




So now you know! :pimp

But did he know he was going to die before he died? That would make it much sweeter.

DamianJ 12-30-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laubaq (Post 19927694)
I believe in karma

You're a fucking spastic then.

PR_Glen 12-30-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 19917713)
Get a cordless drill, 1/2" Masonry Drill Bit, 3' drill extension rod, 4' of 3/8" PVC pipe, and a funnel.

Find grave, estimate where body is in casket, estimate where head is located, drill down in ground/burial vault/casket, insert PVC pipe, install funnel on PVC pipe, the pee down PVC pipe on to his cold dead face.:winkwink: (note: stop by a pet shop and get a hundred meal worms and drop them down PVC pipe just for extra fun.)

that's your plan for someone who clearly believes in things like karma (or instant karma)?

VinceRuth 12-30-2013 04:43 PM

Congrats man :thumbsup

Jman 12-30-2013 04:55 PM

If someone would torture and kill my cat... I would not wait for Karma to handle the asshole:2 cents:

ricco2389 12-31-2013 02:54 AM

Guy had it coming. I don't really believe in karma though.


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