Why did MrMaxwell cross the road?
 

Why did MrMaxwell cross the road?

Because the forum on this side of the road didn't want him to post here no more...

To buy a sword.

To get a silver hammer

to watch the chicken lay a shitcoin

For a 6 pack?

because that is where he parked his purple mustang

To explain to anyone who will listen that nothing is his fault.

Because his Grandmother kicked him out of the house.

To get to the liquor store.

To get to the methadone clinic.

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

To use his neighbors Internet connection.

To check in with his probation officer.

To pick up his welfare check.

To burglarize the neighbors and sell their shit on Craigslist.

To buy a coat and some bird seed?

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to grab his sword for defence ?:pimp

In the hope of being hit by a car

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...axwell-007.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell