Those magazine selling mother fuckers....
 

You know who I am talking about...Those fuckers that knock on your door and give you the story about how they are trying to sell enough to earn a trip to Europe or whatever....

These fuckers ALWAYS tell you that they will send you a post card if you buy a subscription. Do you know how many magazines I have subscriptions for? Shitloads....And ya know what??? NEVER have I EVER received even ONE single post card from these lying sons of bitches!

WTF kind of shit is that? Can I sue these fuckers for false advertising or failure to fully deliver the goods? Fuck the magazine...I wanted the postcard from Africa!

sorry man,

i knew i forgot something while i was on vacation

Well WTF? Did you att least send one to your parents? Have them forward it to me please. I filled my end of the obligation by making good on the check. Now it is your turn.