For every Christmas tree lit before thanksgiving...
 

an elf drowns a baby reindeer. Keep that in mind all of you overly excited holiday peeps :thumbsup

we're not getting up at 3am day after Thanksgiving to shop this year either. that was nuts...what were we thinking? LOL thank sweet baby jesus one store at the mall was giving out free redbull and a breakfast bar at the door. i needed that at 5:30am to push through

Suit yourself :disgust

The reindeer population is getting a bit out of control.

Consider it population control.

I have to restrain myself from smashing my neighbours windows when i approach my house as they have had their Christmas tree up for over 2 weeks now... :disgust

damn and i was gonna ask santa for a rifle .. guess i could still hunt bears

I don't understand the urgency. Just wait for their bad karma when their trees are dry and brittle and they go to take them out of their houses when Christmas is over, i hope all those fuckers have extra fluffy carpets and a broken vacuum. :321GFY:1orglaugh

Uh, if you don't need a rifle

What do you plan to hunt the bears with?

Just curious?

you're as charming as a cactus!

I'm a bad banana with a greasy black peel :banana:banana:banana

i'm putting an extra string of xmas lights up just for you!

:BangBang::smilie_we:throwup

Bah Humbug...

Even those with an Xmas avatar, need to be banned from GFY... :321GFY

My lights have been up for a couple of weeks now but I have yet to actually fire them up. Snowing today in Minny so I might have to flip the switch.

We put our Xmas stuff up Thanksgiving day weekend. Have been since I was a child.

SO many baby reindeer? LOL just kidding I'm just lazy and my tree is plastic so theres never a rush

I bet 90% of this thread is drunk..

Black Friday Episode Part 2
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full...f-ass-and-fire

Oh it's also about PS4 vs. Xbox One fans..

Wasn't even planning on a tree, but guess I have a good reason for one now.

i hate those idiots :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

baby said whaaaaat? I get a real tree every year for us on my birthday in Dec. your nappy fake is for your room

Am i meant to take them down?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This year the comet Ison is at it's closest point to the Earth on Dec 26th. Early decorators and shoppers really need to take the hint!

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...l-original.jpg

:thumbsup:thumbsup

What were your thumbs about? :helpme

I'm sorry that I'm slightly bitter that last year I celebrated Christmas by myself and my hot pink sparkling tree from target decorated with hair bows while I was living off of cup of noodles and hating college :helpme

Nope. December 1st and NO EARLIER (bah humbug.)

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW:pimp:pimp

demon hell spawn busted!

http://images.hellokids.com/_uploads...source_h5o.gif

LOL you just killed a baby reindeer hows it feel?

i've learned to live with people putting up their lights early and all. in our parts it gets pretty damn cold in december to be climbing up on rooftops so I can let that slide. But now we have hoards of people with multiple inflatables littering their front lawns on nov 1st.

is this a canadian thing? i'd hate to think the rest of the world has to subject themselves to the tackiness of inflatable lawn ornaments!

(ps if you have one discrete one and you have kids you get a pass!)

Awwwwwwww!

HAHAHA no not a canadian thing. my neighbors across the street have one for every holiday? every day i prey that my cat will run across the street and use it as a scratching post. One of these days i'm going to ninja crawl over there and stick a tack in it. :321GFY

filling.

tastes like veal.

two words.. pellet gun... ;)

Ours has been up since Wednesday, my wife is to blame!

i didnt have one since i moved out from my parents - in 1991