There's One Thing People Pushing Juicing Don't Mention...
 

The farting - I just gassed myself out of my office...

I am meant to be going to go to the cinema tonight - No way, I would end up n Guantanamo on terrorism charges - I am a walking chemical weapon.....

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Just wait until the diarrhea kicks in :2 cents:

It's coming - I can feel it moving...

That woman got swept away in the Boulder flood and died just a few months ago. You must feel proud.

Why would he feel proud about a boulder flood or her demise? Is he God? Did he create it? Was there a story with the picture that he knew about that he was privy to?

Clown. I'm pretty sure had he knew that, he would not have used it.

But yeah, thanks for playing GFY patron saint.

Idiot. :2 cents:

I doubt he knew that - I am sure we have all laughed at videos/memes that are inappropriate and/or are offensive to some...

Says the queen of grotesque posts. :2 cents:

"the queen" :1orglaugh

Zip it up, kid. :disgust

You're a fucking idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/6AuHb.gif

Does this mean I don't get to lick your wife's sweaty ass?

Damn ??..


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No man, of course you can.

Great. See you around 4:30. Should I bring a box of wine?

Just get 3 40 ouncers and some synthetic marijuana. We'll call it a day.

Can we move this thread back to my ass problems please...

Plundered sphincter syndrome?

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My sphincter hasn't been plundered for ages...

if you're new to drinking large quantities of fresh juice and you're leaving a lot of the pulp in, that's to be expected. You'll get used to it, but it might help to take smaller sips and smaller servings for now- or cut the juice with water.

Paging CurrentlySober just now...