Humans do NOT come from Earth ? sunburn, bad backs and pain during labour prove it, expert claims
 

- A U.S. ecologist says conditions such as bad backs and sunburn suggest humans did not evolve alongside other life on Earth

- In a new book, Dr Ellis Silver says aliens put humans our planet as recently as tens of thousands of years ago

- He suggests the Earth might be a prison planet, since humans seem to be a naturally violent species and are here until we learn to behave ourselves


Full story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...rt-claims.html

"A U.S. ecologist has claimed that humans are not from Earth but were put on the planet by aliens tens of thousands of years ago.

Dr Ellis Silver points to a number of physiological features to make his case for why humans did not evolve alongside other life on Earth, in his new book.

They range from humans suffering from bad backs - which he suggests is because we evolved in a world with lower gravity ? to getting too easily sunburned and having difficulty giving birth.

Dr Ellis says that while the planet meets humans? needs for the most part, it does not perhaps serve the species? interests as well as the aliens who dropped us off imagined.

In his book, HUMANS ARE NOT FROM EARTH: A SCIENTIFIC EVALUATION OF THE EVIDENCE, the ecologist writes the human race has defects that mark it of being ?not of this world?.

?Mankind is supposedly the most highly developed species on the planet, yet is surprisingly unsuited and ill-equipped for Earth's environment: harmed by sunlight, a strong dislike for naturally occurring foods, ridiculously high rates of chronic disease, and more,? he told Yahoo.

Dr Ellis says that humans might suffer from bad backs because they evolved on a world with lower gravity.

He also says that it is strange that babies? heads are so large and make it difficult for women to give birth, which can result in fatalities of the mother and infant.

No other native species on this planet has this problem, he says.

He also believes humans are not designed to be as exposed to the sun as they are on Earth, as they cannot sunbathe for more than a week or two ? unlike a lizard ? and cannot be exposed to the sun every day without problems.

Dr Ellis also claims humans are always ill and this might be because our body clocks have evolved to expects a 25 hour day, as proven by sleep researchers.

?This is not a modern condition; the same factors can be traced all the way back through mankind's history on Earth,? he says.

He suggests that Neanderthals such as homo erectus were crossbred with another species, perhaps from Alpha Centauri, which is the closest star system to our solar system, some 4.37 light years away from the sun.

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He clearly forgot about black people.

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Maybe black people are the natives

Who knows, maybe a thread like this can bring Mr Clips out of the woodworks :upsidedow

Somebody forgot to take his meds....

I love science fiction

Can we please ban this guy. His idiocy is getting ridiculous. He makes the most anti-science posts I have ever seen here.

yeah he can just guess what is going on, but still fuck off

Couldn't have anything to do with the huge beer guts that are all the rage in the Western world, or the fact the average person spends more time sitting on his ass staring into a screen per day than he spends exercising in a month nor any number of other causes of back pain - has to be aliens, as always.

I think it's interesting.

Anti-2013 Human Science? Are we allowed to consider the possibility of the more advanced science of a far more intelligent species who's existed for over 100,000 years?

Someone should really send Dr Ellis Silver a copy of Avatar to help him expand his theory, give him a push in the right direction. :2 cents:

just another loser trying to sell a book..yawn.

and badly :1orglaugh i like the bit where there is no animal miscarriages

I like the lizard bit. I suppose that means every animal that cannot take sun for two weeks (almost all of them) is also alien. Once again, reptiles rule all!

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What exactly are we supposed to do with such information of aliens among us? :helpme

Also, if the aliens are amongst us or are monitoring us, don't you think they would eliminate you and the other tin-foilers for exposing their evil plan? :uhoh

While you're at it, please consider and explain this:

For bonus points, explain how we will get to the aliens (either to communicate or fight back)?

Have a good weekend silly earthlings! :winkwink:

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Yeah you can, just go do it in your star trek nerd forum --------->

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or perhaps they took too much ? :Graucho

I was abducted by aliens and they didn't anally probe me so I requested it. They told me they don't do that...never have, so clearly all those other people are lying bastards!

Anyway, I asked them about this backache proof and they pointed out that humans evolved to reproduce as soon as sexually mature...raise the offspring to the point of self-sufficiency and then most would be dead by 35 (which was actually old age 10,000 years ago.

Modern man has artificially extended the human lifespan way beyond the original intent and that is why the aches and pains of the aging body. Simple as that.

There are a hell of a lot more people to ban, for a lot better reasons.

So he just finished the X-Files and now writes this...

I'd be utterly shocked if this wasn't the case. Depressed too..I mean if humans are the most advanced culture in the entire universe..wow, what a shithole universe this is :1orglaugh

But humans planted on earth 10,000 years ago? Quacka please.

"a strong dislike for naturally occurring foods, ridiculously high rates of chronic disease" - This is goofy on so many levels. gee, could that possibly be because we're bombarded with advertising for shitty food that brings about chronic disease like type-2 diabetes? Also, indigenous groups don't seem to be desperately longing for Frosted Flakes and Hot Pockets.

My biologist wife (who absolutely believes we've been visited by ET's) points out the extreme pain of childbirth could be explained by the hips narrowing rapidly as we became upright. Certainly not as exciting as a bunch of ET's dropping us off here, but yeah.

I don't rule out the possibility of some sort of extraterrestrial 'seeding' or hybridization at some point...there's a lot of unexplained shit in this world, BUT, as Black Crayon said, this guy is..

Even I have better theories than the guy :winkwink: but nice to see he's exploring outside the usual limits :2 cents: :thumbsup

Practically everything I was about to type...

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Actual PROOF We Bred With Extraterrestrial Life:
 

Actual PROOF We Bred With Extraterrestrial Life:

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haha, this is stage two of paranoid delusions.

1st you believe the government is taking over
2nd you believe aliens exist
3rd you go to the mental hospital.

Goodluck wehateporn, you are rapidly progressing well.

The differences I see between Johnny Clips & Wehateporn

The way they deal with dissent & insults is worlds different. JC was a full-on asshole, while WHP isn't. In other words, WHP's nowhere near as emotionally/intellectually invested in the things he posts.

Which leads to....

It really seemed like JC really believed the stuff he was posting (ie the Lizard People). imo, WHP clearly doesn't necessarily believe the things he posts...it's more a thing of putting different stuff out there for discussion.

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