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What is Google building on the 'mystery barges'?

Martha Mendoza, The Associated Press
Published Tuesday, November 5, 2013 7:29AM EST

San Francisco's mayor says he doesn't know what it is. Police say it's not their jurisdiction. And government inspectors are sworn to secrecy.

Google is erecting a four-story structure in the heart of the San Francisco Bay but is managing to conceal its purpose by constructing it on docked barges instead of on land, where city building permits and public plans are mandatory. Construction became obvious a few weeks ago.

Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/myste...#ixzz2jpR3tPhp

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Something to monitor you :2cents

It's the Umbrella Corporation. It's full of Sergey Brin and Larry Page clones.

They're datacenters to house, track, and decrypt wehateporn's threads

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 19862124)

They're datacenters to house, track, and decrypt wehateporn's threads

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com//GOOGBarge.jpg

A few theories about the barges that are floating around the interwebs:

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1. Alien slave ships

Over the past decade, everyone has been flabbergasted by the rapid advancement of technology that Google has led. There?s no way that plain old human ingenuity took us from oil lamps to nanobots in just over a century.

If you take a step back and consider it, it appears that we?ve been receiving help. But humans are not great at partnerships, and are subject to the most voracious greed known in the universe, so it?s natural to assume that, if we were being assisted by beings from other worlds, that we would eventually kidnap a bunch of them and force them to do our bidding. This is America. We?ve done it to every race here on this planet, so it?s not a stretch that we?d do it to races from others as well.

2. Mind-control rays

Two off the coast of San Francisco, one off the coast of Maine? Put one in the Gulf of Mexico and you?ve got the continental US surrounded, with the ability to unleash a triangulated signal that may debilitate, kill, or even zombify every person in the country. Google spent the last 15 years becoming engrained in our lives, entrusting us and monopolizing all of our data.

Now is the perfect time for them to create disruptive signals built according to each of our minds through which they can control our actions. This possibility is especially scary because it may already have been implemented. Do anything out of the ordinary today? Is that how you always take your coffee? Does looking out the window always give you the impulse to by more corn? Just sayin?.

3. Human Arks

If anyone can really predict the weather, it?s Google. In general, the study of weather is a non-science, considering how poorly our meteorologists perform their jobs. Google has been holding the secret to this discipline for at least a decade now, and only they know that the next hurricane season will be the last for any terrestrial life on earth. The storms have been getting worse, and no amount of global warming denial will stop evangelical christians from being dragged out to sea.

:stoned

ADG

I saw something the other day that said they are going to be mobile retail outlets for Google Glass etc...

Boring, but probably true.....

i was reading that they will bring in labour from other countries and house them there. A mobile working laboratory if you will. So they will not be forced to follow the us laws, or any other countries laws on labour. The labour will be forced to rely on google supply for food and water. A throwback to the old ways of working for the company, in a company town etc.

Who knows though.

Could just be where they want to keep their genetically cloned sex slaves.

The closer you live to it, the more hours per day you'll be probed anally by Google when the day of The Great Singularity has arrived.

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19862147)

So they're going to do what Apple does :1orglaugh

google is a ruse. its obviously NSA.

At some point in time somebody will be fucking in that barge on a daily basis. It'll probably be the girl at the front desk. They always like to have load dropped on the forehead.

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19862184)

At some point in time somebody will be fucking in that barge on a daily basis.

like all the gays making it

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 19862158)

datacenter.........

Yes, they can push them out into international waters and pirate everything

Pigs and chickens for the Mothership

Evil midgets taking over ... No doubt

Whatever it is, Google should probably be stopped. But it won't ever happen. Welcome to the GooFaceTwitterNet! Have fun!

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19862143)

I saw something the other day that said they are going to be mobile retail outlets for Google Glass etc...

Boring, but probably true.....

I heard a data center, and the water would be used to keep it cool.

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Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 19862127)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...cpfo1_1280.png

Na that's in Toronto.

GOOGLE Employee Parking Lots.

Seems everyone thinks they are mobile stores or data centers - although I fail to see the logic of putting data centers on ships.

google uses data centers made from many semi-trailer containers, plug em in.

these floating data centers get free liquid cooling.

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Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh (Post 19862180)

google is a ruse. its obviously NSA.

Yes, because nothing says Secret Service like an operation done in front of the eyes of the masses for all to see...

why didn't you just say aliens? it would sound less crazy...

I suppose if you have them on ships you can move them from place to place as required. I think I would be worried about that sea spray getting in and making it rust though.

It is for high level programmers and engineers. No visa required.

Underwater datacenter. When ready, they pull it underwater, and can move it elsewhere, invisible from above.