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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-30-2013 11:48 PM

☠ ☠ ☠ Trick or Treat Asian Pirate Vampire FHG + 36,000 Posts ☠ ☠ ☠

If anyone still needs a Halloween FHG gallery, then bop by the ADG Cash Affiliate program and get your links to this new exclusive gallery of Asian pirate vampire Courtney Cherry as she masturbates with a dildo:

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/Courtney-Cherry-Vampire-Pirate.html

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_15_4392.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_01_4372.jpg

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Oh yeah, this makes 36,000 scary posts up in this joint! :smokin

Fang you very munch... :winkwink:

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Chosen

10-31-2013 12:11 AM

Congrats on the 36k :thumbsup

srockhard

10-31-2013 12:15 AM

So many post make a man go crazy! Is that Brenda Walsh dressed up like an asian girl?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 19854810)

Congrats on the 36k :thumbsup

Thanks, one post at a time... :winkwink:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_05_4396.jpg

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Originally Posted by srockhard (Post 19854814)

So many post make a man go crazy! Is that Brenda Walsh dressed up like an asian girl?

No, that's Courtney Cherry dressed up like a pirate vampire:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_06_4399.jpg

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." So the nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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johnnyloadproductions

10-31-2013 02:21 AM

You already said, and from all the pics... looks like Courtney is a lot of fun! Does a lot of different things.

Type a person to go out to events with!

http://i.imgur.com/VOSIIoJ.jpg

johnnyloadproductions

10-31-2013 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19854845)

Thanks, one post at a time... :winkwink:

Just over 72% to being Red.

72.004%

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19854894)

Just over 72% to being Red.

72.004%

How many more years? About 5? 2018 or bust...:helpme

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19854893)

You already said, and from all the pics... looks like Courtney is a lot of fun! Does a lot of different things.

Type a person to go out to events with!

http://i.imgur.com/VOSIIoJ.jpg

Courtney likes her events, and she likes her purple.

A few weekends ago at Masquerotica:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...ca/adg-068.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...ca/adg-115.jpg

At a Renaissance Faire last month:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...e/adg-6971.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...e/adg-7231.jpg

Back to the Asian Vampire Pirate:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_07_4408.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...dg_08_4412.jpg

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Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him you're cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our fucking car you stupid cunt."

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Angelo22

10-31-2013 03:01 AM

:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

Stunning - best girl i've seen here in a long time!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 19854909)

:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

Stunning - best girl i've seen here in a long time!

Thanks, Happy Halloween! :smilie_we

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/con...dg_09_4343.jpg

Quote:

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: Drunk!

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A "hollow-weenie!"

For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!

This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.

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pornguy

10-31-2013 11:44 AM

Great stuff. Love seeing it.

Shoplifter

10-31-2013 11:48 AM

I never realized you had an affiliate program. Going to look into it as I can certainly sell your girls.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19855434)

Great stuff. Love seeing it.

Thanks, although Courtney had trouble putting on her make-up in the mirror... :upsidedow

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/con...dg_11_4353.jpg

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Originally Posted by Shoplifter (Post 19855441)

I never realized you had an affiliate program. Going to look into it as I can certainly sell your girls.

I added the affiliate program awhile back. It is working well for the folks promoting it, since I have over 200 galleries of exclusive content that is not oversaturated.

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/con...dg_12_4345.jpg

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- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

- Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.

- Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Tofu	10-31-2013 12:06 PM

WHOA! Your photos always look good, but these are amazing!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Double trouble

10-31-2013 12:10 PM

Congrats on the 36k ADG

Spunky

10-31-2013 12:14 PM

Great looking costumes and pix

Scott McD

10-31-2013 12:17 PM

Cool pics and congrat's !!!! :pimp

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 19855465)

Congrats on the 36k ADG

Thanks! :)

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19855477)

Cool pics and congrat's !!!! :pimp

Thanks, I really enjoy the cosplay shoots! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19855471)

Great looking costumes and pix

Thanks! Been investing a bit more into wardrobe these days... :costumed87

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/con...dg_13_4352.jpg

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Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 19855460)

WHOA! Your photos always look good, but these are amazing!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Thanks! It was definitely a fun shoot... :Graucho

http://photos.asiandivagirls.com/con...dg_14_4370.jpg

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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.

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shimmy2

10-31-2013 01:30 PM

adg she don't look very asian to me! and thats saying a lot you know cause to a racist sexist black guy asians all generally look the same :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-31-2013 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 19855584)

adg she don't look very asian to me! and thats saying a lot you know cause to a racist sexist black guy asians all generally look the same :thumbsup

Courtney is half-Japanese...her Asian side shows up more in some projects than others (I think it adds an exotic touch to her look). :2 cents:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...-fanime-01.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...fanime-032.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...fanime-062.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j9bKpaG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OzTadot.jpg

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A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party.

She came walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.

"Where is your costume?", the husband asked.

"This is it", replied his wife.

"What the hell kind of costume is that???", asked the husband.

"Why, I am going as Puss In Boots", explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."

The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis.

"What the hell kind of costume is that?!?" asked the wife.

"I'm a fire alarm", he replied.

"A fire alarm?", she repeated laughing.

"Yes", he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice, and I come."

So what are you dressing up as for Halloween? :helpme

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JFK	10-31-2013 04:47 PM

congrats on the 36K:thumbsup:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-01-2013 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19855803)

congrats on the 36K:thumbsup :thumbsup

Thanks! :)

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/temp/G...t_adg_4493.jpg

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