I invented a new saying to tell someone to GO FUCK THEMSELVES
So someone says something stupid that annoys you, and you're out of ways to tell them to go and fuck themselves. Plus, you'd like to confuse the idiot for a few seconds. Say this to them:
UP YOUR NUTS!
or UP YOUR NUTS, BITCH!
It doesn't make any sense and it's just confusing enough to confuse a complete moron for several peaceful wonderful seconds. You are welcome. :thumbsup