Legality of spanking women on a paid basis
 

So, if I want to charge women for spanking them, is that generally going to be legal? In this state I do know that one cannot "consent to assault". So that is an issue. I don't see how it could be considered a sexual service.. right?

I am trying to imagine them sending a female officer to me, and her allowing me to spank her. I don't think they'd do that. But who knows.

I know that police can lie to you all that they like, and I am trying to figure out how I could confirm that the client is not one- without it seeming too crazy. Like this, I figure they would not let a female officer grab my balls, right? But then if I have the client do that, she'll think I am some creepy fuck, see?

Are you fucking retarded??

Untapped niche.

http://thecampofthesaints.files.word...panking-01.jpg

So your next get rich scheme is to charge women to get spanked? Are you planning on opening franchises or will all locations be company owned?


Have you thought about up-sells/add-ons? "Ma'm would you like a face fucking to go with your spanking?"


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And if they grab his balls they're not a cop. :1orglaugh

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goddamn you should be writing for TV you just come up with these day in and day out

arent you already in enough legal trouble as it is now?

sounds like a great idea let me know how it goes

This visual cracked me up...and yes I think they would do that.

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speak to a lawyer

...just be sure to spank the lawyer's secretary first, as well as hiring a female lawyer, so you can spank her ass, too!

Probably legal and profitable
 

Most every big city has a discreet house where some mistress spanks and tortures men. A co-worker showed me the one here. Their rates were $200-300 a hour, an explicitly said NO SEX.
$300 an hour and the mistress didn't have to fuck the guy? Talk about easy money.

There was a woman on Howard Stern a while back who made her living as a mistress. She had a handful of clients that paid her to spank them or treat them badly or in one case the guy wanted to be dressed up and treated like a baby. She didn't have sex with them, just did the humiliation stuff and made six figures a year. She was telling Howard that she wanted to get out of it because of family pressure, but the money was just too good.

Look into findom it is just insane how stupid men are these days

See sig to promote sites like the fetishes talked about above

Pay enough money and everything becomes legal.

I love you MrMaxwell but I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to say in your post :)

I'm like a tube site.....I spank women for FREE!

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Seriously, why are you so against real work? Having read so many of your posts -- and having seen photos of you -- I have no idea how someone such as yourself ever woke up one day feeling entitled.

Nobody wants to get spanked by you. They want you to spank the box their fries go in so that more fit.