My Bucket List
 

So this past month I checked two things off of my bucket list....

- Visiting London
- Riding a Segway

Now I only have two things left on my bucket list....

- Owning a convertible
- Fucking Hayden Panettiere

What else do I need to add to my bucket list? I just turned 45 so I got about another twenty years left.

Bang a tranny!

you're planning on checking out @ 65?

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I kind of doubt that Hayden is gonna dump Vladamir Klitchko for you, and I pity you if he catches you fucking her (although technically you will be able to scratch that from your bucket list before Vlad kills you)... :winkwink: :helpme :ticking

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ADG

why have a finite list? come up with a new one every day instead. Can't buy a convertible or climb a mountain every day but its the things in between that make all life enjoyable isn't it?

Riding a Segway was on your bucket list? Boy, that is a pretty intense bucket list you have.

Knocked off getting my motorcycle license this year, still want to get a Harley though. Lot's of traveling to do, sky diving, Skip Barber racing school are a few off the top of my head.

Queuing up Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild"

Not at all, but we need to be realistic.... I'm forty-five now, and clearly I cannot do some of the things I could do at twenty-five.

Well, what you like me to have on that list? Snorting coke off of a hookers ass? Done. Repelling out of a helicopter? Done. Marry a stripper? Done. Threesomes? Done times one thousand. Be a stunt cock in a professional porno? Done. Get a motorcycle license? Done.

I'm not saying I've done it all but I've lived a pretty good life.

really? dang. i'm 49 and can't think of anything i did at 25 i can't do now. stupid things not included.

also, just bought tickets to take my mom to see bb king in december, he's 87 and still doing 100 shows a year!

On the bright side, Hayden is clearly into older guys so if you find yourself in the right place at the right time you might just have a shot. . . be it ever so slim.

A few things from my list:

-Visit every continent in the world. Currently I have South America, Australia and Antarctica left.

- Preferably drive, but at the least ride in a tank.

- Experience weightlessness.

well she does cheat with married men, so you have a chance

you're not being a bitch about a bucket list

id say you're doing just fine.

What can't you do now that you could at 25?

My bucket list would include flying in a fighter jet, going to Greece, doing the 4 corners tour.

Marrying a stripper has never been a consideration.

What can't I do now that I could at age twenty-five? Jump out of helicopters for one. All night pub crawls - I guess I could do that, but it's a matter of "been there done that so many times it's no longer fun".

This is what I'm trying to figure out. What's next on my to do list?

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(thinkin' much the same thing)

No kidding? I thought his diabetes was taking too much of a toll and he cut back. I'll have to find a nearby show.

I'm not bitching at all. I'm just looking for "what's next".

One of the things that was on my bucket list was to own a pick up truck. Not sure why, but I bought on a few years back and now it's an important part of our family.

pick something that requires learning a skillset that you currently do not have and preferrably a skill you always wanted to learn but didn't. learn to paint and paint a portait of your wife, write a novella, build a structure, learn guitar, learn to sailplane, write peotry and have a poem published somewhere......

have you seen the recent show or him in concert? i've never seen him!

No, I am now looking at his schedule and am annoyed. He was here in January. It's funny, you live in a small city and you hear about every big concert within 5 hours drive of you nonstop. You live in a big city and you never hear about any concerts, ever.

I grew up in a smaller city. When I was in high school, my friends and I would drive four hours on a regular basis (monthly) to check out a concert that we wanted to see. After high school I moved to San Diego. I thought "great, major city, I can go to concerts all the time." I maybe went to three a year!

Reminded me of...

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hah, it's true though, i would not have known if my mom hadn't mentioned it to me. i would bet he's coming back through your neck of the woods though.

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woah.

This: http://halojumper.com/

Swim with whale sharks in the Philippines BOOM!!! (Thanks Roald)

haha you're welcome :thumbsup

"accidentely eat your own cum"

haha i think he has some good ideas ;)

You still can jump out of a plane or helicopter, i went skydiving last year with my dad who's older than you. Excuses excuses :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sure, I guess I can. I've already jumped out of helicopters so I have no interest in sky diving or halo jumping. I also have a huge fear of heights these days. Just not interested.

I've added Italy to my bucket list.