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Mutt 10-01-2013 02:08 PM

Nathan if you're wondering why Playboy sucks .........
 
http://t4.pixhost.org/thumbs/3043/18...queen-nude.jpg

What is that shit? Is this 1988? Who let Suze Randall back behind a camera?

Alex1776 10-01-2013 02:16 PM

She seems awfully close to that fire!

notinmybackyard 10-01-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19818778)
http://t4.pixhost.org/thumbs/3043/18...queen-nude.jpg

What is that shit? Is this 1988? Who let Suze Randall back behind a camera?

No we should go back to the idiots that put the camera on automatic setting and use hardware store flood lights.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex1776 (Post 19818799)
She seems awfully close to that fire!

it is a fake back ground.

whOaKemosabe 10-01-2013 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19818831)
No we should go back to the idiots that put the camera on automatic setting and use hardware store flood lights.


it is a fake back ground.

U Think??:1orglaugh fire looks painting

_Richard_ 10-01-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19818831)
No we should go back to the idiots that put the camera on automatic setting and use hardware store flood lights.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 10-01-2013 07:28 PM

I agree, not diggin' that pic.

EpicPanda 10-01-2013 07:37 PM

Gypsy woman, I like!

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...3485/borat.jpg

SilentKnight 10-01-2013 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19818831)
No we should go back to the idiots that put the camera on automatic setting and use hardware store flood lights.

Are you kidding me?

This industry still has idiots that don't own cameras with manual settings. :Oh crap

Mutt 10-01-2013 07:58 PM

It's silly old fashioned photography that nobody wants in 2013 - Arabian Nights set :1orglaugh

AllAboutCams 10-01-2013 08:23 PM

I like it

xNetworx 10-01-2013 08:29 PM

Not my style but it doesn't look terrible or anything

NemesisEnforcer 10-01-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19819248)
It's silly old fashioned photography that nobody wants in 2013 - Arabian Nights set :1orglaugh

Interesting comment. Even Vegas got rid of their Arabian themes.

Captain Kawaii 10-01-2013 10:32 PM

Looks great. She has a great ass.:thumbsup

bean-aid 10-01-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19819340)
Looks great. She has a great ass.:thumbsup

I think some chocolate covered strawberries in the pic would be good... I don't know why... I look at that picture and I think of deserts.

Captain Kawaii 10-01-2013 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19819342)
I think some chocolate covered strawberries in the pic would be good... I don't know why... I look at that picture and I think of deserts.

I concur. :thumbsup It may be vintage neo-romantic arabian but I can still imagine licking the chocolate and strawberries off that ass. A dessert buffet with several girls would be just fine.

notinmybackyard 10-02-2013 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19819228)
Are you kidding me?

This industry still has idiots

I think that was all that needed to be said. But I might add that the fans are not any better.

wehateporn 10-02-2013 04:05 AM

Some 67 yo has just slipped a viagra and is jacking off to this as I write, hopefully he remembered to take his Beta-blockers

slapass 10-02-2013 04:34 AM

If you surf babe sites, you can always tell the Playboy thumbnails. I grew up loving that stuff but now I can't even be bothered to open the gallery.

CaptainHowdy 10-02-2013 04:43 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m_mnbHbYTu...600/Marnie.jpg

Grapesoda 10-02-2013 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19818778)
http://t4.pixhost.org/thumbs/3043/18...queen-nude.jpg

What is that shit? Is this 1988? Who let Suze Randall back behind a camera?

set distracts from the model .. the shot is definitely not well thought out ... :2 cents:

Grapesoda 10-02-2013 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19819465)
I think that was all that needed to be said. But I might add that the fans are not any better.

lack of respect for you 'market' is an interesting concept that will take you far, I'm sure :2 cents:

notinmybackyard 10-02-2013 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19819548)
Some 67 yo has just slipped a viagra and is jacking off to this as I write, hopefully he remembered to take his Beta-blockers

And you know what " Some 67 year old man " does that the young men do not do?
Pay to masturbate. I would prefer 1 paying old man instead of 100 young men that do not.

wehateporn 10-02-2013 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19819699)
And you know what " Some 67 year old man " does that the young men do not do?
Pay to masturbate. I would prefer 1 paying old man instead of 100 young men that do not.

Correct, I get plenty of sales from those guys on my 'Sexy' sites :2 cents:

pornguy 10-02-2013 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19819228)
Are you kidding me?

This industry still has idiots that don't own cameras with manual settings. :Oh crap

I have a camera and my micorwave is a manual setting one.

Does that count?

alex.missyouth 10-02-2013 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19819465)
I think that was all that needed to be said. But I might add that the fans are not any better.

True. There are idiots fans too. :2 cents:

DBS.US 10-02-2013 09:11 AM

Who let Suze Randall back behind a camera:1orglaugh

notinmybackyard 10-02-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.missyouth (Post 19819798)
True. There are idiots fans too. :2 cents:


I make a distinction between fans and clients.

As in strip bars.
A punter will sit with the girl all night long and never pay for a dance. A smart and experienced stripper can see real fast who will open their wallet and is nice to them.
And it is always the idiot that never purchases a dance that complains that the girls are whores and that he never gets what he wants.

Unfortunately in the porn industry not only do they tend to listen to this bitching cheap skate idiot but quite often go to him for opinions and even offer them jobs.

PornDiscounts-V 10-02-2013 12:02 PM

Not what Playboy customers are looking for outside of the Middle East where it is banned so sales suck there anyways and the market is all black market and piracy.

DVTimes 10-02-2013 12:04 PM

looks sexy

adendreams 10-02-2013 02:02 PM

Playboy was ahead of it's time in the 60's - 70's then became throwbacks..Just stuck in a time warp.

Met a young model lately who thought Playboy was just a clothing line - the mag is going from irrelevant to even worse...unknown...to a whole new generation. The Bunny logo is known...but not for being associated to a magazine by many younger people...

They should retire the magazine when Hef dies. Otherwise it will just wobble and fall eventually like a punch drunk fighter way past his prime.

Playboy needs to go out with dignity Breaking Bad style.

VikingMan 10-02-2013 02:11 PM

The Suze Randall comparison is hilarious. Yes I see it as well. But I think even she refrained from such gaudy sets as this.

deltav 10-02-2013 02:15 PM

I'm a vintage guy, so I'm biased - but Playboy was excellent in the 1970s when they went full-frontal but before they got into the 1980s over-airbrushing and teased hair stuff. If you like the retro look those sets still hold up today IMO.

I have a big collection from the 1960s & 70s, and it's funny... the articles and other writing in them is 10x more intelligent than "legit" news magazines today. Great interviews with politicians, artists, writers, celebrities, bona fide literature in their short fiction features, quality travel writing, etc. You really could "read it for the articles". Seriously, thumb through a few Playboys from the early 1970s and you'll see how dumbed down our culture's gotten where a girlie mag from that era is way smarter than any mainstream mags (outside of Harpers, et al) today.

Then in the 90s they tried to modernize, skew younger & go the Maxim route (but with actual tits), but they just had no idea how to do it. Alienated their original audience and never connected with the younger one, it's been a train wreck for years now.

Major (Tom) 10-02-2013 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19819273)
Not my style but it doesn't look terrible or anything

Not enough cock?

Jel 10-02-2013 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19819699)
And you know what " Some 67 year old man " does that the young men do not do?
Pay to masturbate. I would prefer 1 paying old man instead of 100 young men that do not.

I disagree, said not one person in the history of marketing/sales, ever.

Major (Tom) 10-02-2013 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19819997)
I make a distinction between fans and clients.

As in strip bars.
A punter will sit with the girl all night long and never pay for a dance. A smart and experienced stripper can see real fast who will open their wallet and is nice to them.
And it is always the idiot that never purchases a dance that complains that the girls are whores and that he never gets what he wants.

Unfortunately in the porn industry not only do they tend to listen to this bitching cheap skate idiot but quite often go to him for opinions and even offer them jobs.

Only fools pay for lap dances. Fucking fools. Tipping them when they come around is fair, but I want to tweak a nipple.
ds

SilentKnight 10-02-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19819754)
I have a camera and my micorwave is a manual setting one.

Does that count?

Put the camera in the microwave - post the vid. :1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 10-02-2013 03:24 PM

Hope it turn it round

The Porn Nerd 10-03-2013 01:15 AM

I cannot whack it to pictures such as this.

seeandsee 10-03-2013 02:59 AM

Playboy should start some amateur fucking sites :)

notinmybackyard 10-03-2013 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19820360)
Only fools pay for lap dances. Fucking fools. Tipping them when they come around is fair, but I want to tweak a nipple.
ds

You just more or less proved what I said.

Major (Tom) 10-03-2013 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19821251)
You just more or less proved what I said.

no quite the opposite. I proved the distinction between cheap and stupid. Paying for a lap dance is stupid. Not tipping is cheap. I always tip. I just never pay for a stupid lap dance. If I was getting blown, sure, maybe I would drop a 100, but for a guy who films porn, a lap dance is a bit mickey mouse.
ds

notinmybackyard 10-03-2013 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19821521)
no quite the opposite. I proved the distinction between cheap and stupid. Paying for a lap dance is stupid. Not tipping is cheap. I always tip. I just never pay for a stupid lap dance. If I was getting blown, sure, maybe I would drop a 100, but for a guy who films porn, a lap dance is a bit mickey mouse.
ds

I have been in this industry in one form or another probably longer than most on this site have been alive. And I have heard many many many similar comments and arguements over years. Each time it was a punter or a former punter that found his way in to this industry.

So not to be disrespectful to you but you might want to try and re-work what you just wrote. Because you are coming across (at least in my opinion) as a punter and not a professional.

As for me when I go in to a strip bar I tip and I pay the girls for their time. Otherwise I do not go in.

Major (Tom) 10-03-2013 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19821745)
I have been in this industry in one form or another probably longer than most on this site have been alive. And I have heard many many many similar comments and arguements over years. Each time it was a punter or a former punter that found his way in to this industry.

So not to be disrespectful to you but you might want to try and re-work what you just wrote. Because you are coming across (at least in my opinion) as a punter and not a professional.

As for me when I go in to a strip bar I tip and I pay the girls for their time. Otherwise I do not go in.

I have been doing this for 12 years +. I own a very successful program. Just because I don't want a damn lap dance doesn't mean shit. Where do you draw these parallels from? If a girl sits next to me, I put a dollar in her cleavage & I tell her I'm not interested in a lap dance before she tells me how she's in school to be a veterinarian. I'm a 2 beer & out kinda guy & tip well. If I'm there I'm recruiting these whores.
Ds

JFK 10-03-2013 03:36 PM

So I ask, what's this gotta do with Nathan ?:winkwink:

PornoMonster 10-03-2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19821521)
no quite the opposite. I proved the distinction between cheap and stupid. Paying for a lap dance is stupid. Not tipping is cheap. I always tip. I just never pay for a stupid lap dance. If I was getting blown, sure, maybe I would drop a 100, but for a guy who films porn, a lap dance is a bit mickey mouse.
ds

Exactly I never pay for a Lap Dance or Dance Drink.
I will buy a Normal Drink.

I tip Awesome Dancers on stage. I tip Every Dancer that comes around for tips After she dances.

Why pay to get turned on.. Like paying for Blue Balls...... No Lap dances for me.

Drinks.. mostly no alcohol and the club gets the money. If a dancer sits and talks to me knowing this, (yes I tell them up front) then I slide her a nice tip for her time.

No, Private rooms, I have heard are for sex reasons... IDK

I just tell them I am a photographer, then get their number. setup a shoot, and most fuck...

No PAY Me Bitches for the info!!!!

adendreams 10-03-2013 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19821869)
So I ask, what's this gotta do with Nathan ?:winkwink:

He (Manwin) bought a large portion of the Playboy Empire - the cable and web rights and such (including GFY?)... But I doubt he has much to do with the Magazine.

xNetworx 10-03-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19821809)
I'm a 2 beer & out kinda guy

Sup Short Stack!

notinmybackyard 10-03-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19821809)
I have been doing this for 12 years +. I own a very successful program. Just because I don't want a damn lap dance doesn't mean shit. Where do you draw these parallels from? If a girl sits next to me, I put a dollar in her cleavage & I tell her I'm not interested in a lap dance before she tells me how she's in school to be a veterinarian. I'm a 2 beer & out kinda guy & tip well. If I'm there I'm recruiting these whores.
Ds

Recruiting these whores.

Major (Tom) 10-03-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 19821907)
Recruiting these whores.

Yes. You're some kind of save a ho?
Ds

adendreams 10-03-2013 06:59 PM

not super cool calling women whores even if that's exactly what they are, so I avoid that term.

if I go into a strip club I generally leave with phone numbers and tipping doesn't help one bit


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