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  • Serge_Oprano
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2002
    • 9820

    #1

    something EVERY GFYer should know...

    and stick to it...even frenchies
    ;-)

    When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
    --1 Corinthians 13:11
  • chodadog
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 9736

    #2
    Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
    When I was a child, I could not spell.
    --1 Corinthians 13:11
    26 + 6 = 1

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    • Joe Sixpack
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2002
      • 3793

      #3
      Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
      and stick to it...even frenchies
      ;-)

      When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
      --1 Corinthians 13:11
      So put your cock away, Serge!

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      • Serge_Oprano
        So Fucking Banned
        • Feb 2002
        • 9820

        #4
        Originally posted by chodadog
        http://vasudeva.megarad.com/texts/Wh...easachild.html

        but only if you can READ, moron

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        • Serge_Oprano
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2002
          • 9820

          #5
          Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


          So put your cock away, Serge!
          why?
          are you looking for a pacifier?
          ;-)))

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          • chodadog
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 9736

            #6
            <i>spake ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spk)
            v. Archaic
            A past tense of speak.</i>

            Damn, it really is a word.
            26 + 6 = 1

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            • Serge_Oprano
              So Fucking Banned
              • Feb 2002
              • 9820

              #7
              talking about my cock.....and you can ask Lensman if you don't beleive me.

              After the pic of my cock been posted on GFY,
              178 female webmasters from GFY joined Oprano.....including Lens himself!
              ;-)))

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              • Serge_Oprano
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2002
                • 9820

                #8
                Originally posted by chodadog
                <i>spake ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spk)
                v. Archaic
                A past tense of speak.</i>

                Damn, it really is a word.
                I can fuck with my own words, but I would never fuck with The Holy Bible
                ;-)))

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                • Honeyslut
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6436

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                  talking about my cock.....and you can ask Lensman if you don't beleive me.

                  After the pic of my cock been posted on GFY,
                  178 female webmasters from GFY joined Oprano.....including Lens himself!
                  ;-)))
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                  • xxxdesign-net
                    My hips don't lie
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 10129

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                    I can fuck with my own words, but I would never fuck with The Holy Bible
                    ;-)))
                    Then what are you doing in porn Serge?

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Serge_Oprano spake thusly...
                      When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
                      --1 Corinthians 13:11
                      You're trying to tell us you no longer fondle your GI Joe?


                      No more letting Joe apply the kung-fu grip on little Serge??



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                      • Serge_Oprano
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                        • Feb 2002
                        • 9820

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                        Then what are you doing in porn Serge?
                        Porn?????

                        I am not in porn,
                        I am in porn BUSINESS,
                        and not only porn BUSINESS.

                        Tattoos,
                        fine watches, music, travel
                        http://danspitz.com/msgboard/

                        I am take the WORD literally:
                        For everything there is a season,
                        And a time for every matter under heaven:
                        A time to be born, and a time to die;
                        A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
                        A time to kill, and a time to heal;
                        A time to break down, and a time to build up;
                        A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
                        A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
                        A time to throw away stones, And a time to gather stones together;
                        A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
                        A time to seek, and a time to lose;
                        A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
                        A time to tear, and a time to sew;
                        A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
                        A time to love, and a time to hate,
                        A time for war, and a time for peace.

                        --Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8

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                        • Serge_Oprano
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 9820

                          #13
                          whoops, almost forgot...

                          Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
                          --Ecclesiastes 10:19

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                          • Brujah
                            Beer Money Baron
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 22157

                            #14
                            Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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                            • Serge_Oprano
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 9820

                              #15
                              Don't work for my happiness, my brothers--show me yours--show me that it is possible--show me your achievement--and the knowledge will give me courage for mine.
                              --Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead.

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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Remembereth: The answereth thou seeketh is always "C"

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                                • Brujah
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 22157

                                  #17
                                  Mmmmm.... Beer.
                                  -- Homer Simpson

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                                  • Serge_Oprano
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 9820

                                    #18
                                    If you obey my commands, you will remain in my love, just as I have obeyed my Father's commands and remain in his love. I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. My command is this Love Lensman as I have loved you.
                                    --John 15:10-12

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                                    • Serge_Oprano
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9820

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brujah
                                      Mmmmm.... Beer.
                                      -- Homer Simpson
                                      There can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an individual, but permitted to a mob.
                                      --Ayn Rand

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                                      • CDSmith
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        It must be friday. Sergio's quotin' scripture.
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                                        • FATPad
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 6693

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                                          When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
                                          --1 Corinthians 13:11
                                          When I was a child, I had to ask my mom for small toys, but when I became a man, I could buy any toy I could afford anytime I wanted. Oh yea, I can eat a box of oreos for dinner if I want, too - FATPad 1:1
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                                          • Serge_Oprano
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 9820

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by FATPad
                                            When I was a child, I had to ask my mom for small toys, but when I became a man, I could buy any toy I could afford anytime I wanted. Oh yea, I can eat a box of oreos for dinner if I want, too - FATPad 1:1
                                            Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
                                            --Matthew 6:19-21

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                                            • Tala
                                              Fucked if I know
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 23368

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Brujah
                                              Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
                                              ~Abraham Lincoln

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                                              • CDSmith
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                                                • May 2001
                                                • 51460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by FATPad
                                                When I was a child, I had to ask my mom for small toys, but when I became a man, I could buy any toy I could afford anytime I wanted. Oh yea, I can eat a box of oreos for dinner if I want, too - FATPad 1:1
                                                yeah, pizza and cheeseburgers first, followed by a couple of twinkies..... all that <i>BEFORE</i> the stew is ready. DID I SPOIL MY DINNER, MOM? WELL?? DID I???? NOOOOOOOO!!!

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                                                • The Porn Dude
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                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Brujah
                                                  Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
                                                  (keeps mouth shut tight)
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                                                  • Serge_Oprano
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 9820

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Tala


                                                    ~Abraham Lincoln
                                                    what else is new?
                                                    Brujah STOLE a quote without giving credit top the original author!

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                                                    • FATPad
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 6693

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                      Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
                                                      --Matthew 6:19-21
                                                      Cleanliness is next to godliness. Clean your house once a week and your treasures will be safe from moths and rust. If a vile thief tries stealing your treasure, beat him to death with your Holy Bat Of Divine Justice and feed him to your guard dogs as a treat. - FATPad 1:2
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                                                      • Serge_Oprano
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 9820

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                        yeah, pizza and cheeseburgers first, followed by a couple of twinkies..... all that <i>BEFORE</i> the stew is ready. DID I SPOIL MY DINNER, MOM? WELL?? DID I???? NOOOOOOOO!!!

                                                        ~ psychobeavis 13:13
                                                        No concept man forms is valid unless he integrates it without contradiction into the sum of his knowledge.
                                                        --Ayn Rand

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                                                        • Serge_Oprano
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 9820

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by FATPad
                                                          Cleanliness is next to godliness. Clean your house once a week and your treasures will be safe from moths and rust. If a vile thief tries stealing your treasure, beat him to death with your Holy Bat Of Divine Justice and feed him to your guard dogs as a treat. - FATPad 1:2
                                                          Behold, children are a blessing from the Lord. The fruit of the womb is a reward. Like the arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. Happy is the man who has his quiver full of them.
                                                          --Psalm 127:3-5

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                                                          • FATPad
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 6693

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                            Behold, children are a blessing from the Lord. The fruit of the womb is a reward. Like the arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. Happy is the man who has his quiver full of them.
                                                            --Psalm 127:3-5
                                                            Critters are better. They don't talk back and they don't ask for expensive toys I have to protect from moths, rust, and thieves. - FATPad 1:3
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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460

                                                              #31
                                                              "That bitch Ayn Rand was on acid, man."

                                                              ~ George Carlin.
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                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 51460

                                                                #32
                                                                I need to pick up a copy of the scriptures according to FATPad.


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                                                                • Brujah
                                                                  Beer Money Baron
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 22157

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                                  what else is new?
                                                                  Brujah STOLE a quote without giving credit top the original author!
                                                                  tattletale.

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                                                                  • Serge_Oprano
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 9820

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by FATPad
                                                                    Critters are better. They don't talk back and they don't ask for expensive toys I have to protect from moths, rust, and thieves. - FATPad 1:3
                                                                    If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
                                                                    --Lily Tomlin

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                                                                    • Serge_Oprano
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 9820

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      "That bitch Ayn Rand was on acid, man."

                                                                      ~ George Carlin.
                                                                      Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
                                                                      --Madonna (1958-) US singer, actress in Q Magazine (London), Jun 1991.

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                                                                      • Serge_Oprano
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 9820

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Brujah


                                                                        tattletale.
                                                                        The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
                                                                        --Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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                                                                        • Minte
                                                                          Babemeister
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 7081

                                                                          #37
                                                                          For everything there is a season,
                                                                          And a time for every matter under heaven:
                                                                          A time to be born, and a time to die;
                                                                          A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
                                                                          A time to kill, and a time to heal;
                                                                          A time to break down, and a time to build up;
                                                                          A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
                                                                          A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
                                                                          A time to throw away stones, And a time to gather stones together;
                                                                          A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
                                                                          A time to seek, and a time to lose;
                                                                          A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
                                                                          A time to tear, and a time to sew;
                                                                          A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
                                                                          A time to love, and a time to hate,
                                                                          A time for war, and a time for peace.

                                                                          --Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8

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                                                                          • Brujah
                                                                            Beer Money Baron
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 22157

                                                                            #38
                                                                            "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14

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                                                                            • Donny
                                                                              As you wish...
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 13754

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I can fuck with my own words, but I would never fuck with The Holy Bible
                                                                              The Bible is not inspired by God. Here's proof, from the Bible itself:

                                                                              1. Doesn't it strike you as a little odd that the Jews are "God's chosen people" in this book, which was written by (drumroll please)... Jews?

                                                                              2. The Bible says Jesus is the ONLY way to heaven... do you think God would send all the people to hell that have never even heard of him? What about the Native Americans that didn't know he existed until missionaries got here?

                                                                              3. In Exodus 20 God commands us not to kill. In Hosea 13:16 and in 1 Samuel 15:2-3 he commands Israel to kill kids. The former being ripped from their mother's wombs. God's perfect, right? Why the contradiction?

                                                                              I have plenty more if you'd like to debate.

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                                                                              • SquarePants
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 408

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                                                why?
                                                                                are you looking for a pacifier?
                                                                                ;-)))
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                                                                                • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 9820

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


                                                                                  The Bible is not inspired by God. Here's proof, from the Bible itself:

                                                                                  1. Doesn't it strike you as a little odd that the Jews are "God's chosen people" in this book, which was written by (drumroll please)... Jews?

                                                                                  2. The Bible says Jesus is the ONLY way to heaven... do you think God would send all the people to hell that have never even heard of him? What about the Native Americans that didn't know he existed until missionaries got here?

                                                                                  3. In Exodus 20 God commands us not to kill. In Hosea 13:16 and in 1 Samuel 15:2-3 he commands Israel to kill kids. The former being ripped from their mother's wombs. God's perfect, right? Why the contradiction?

                                                                                  I have plenty more if you'd like to debate.
                                                                                  Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
                                                                                  --Homer Simpson

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                                                                                  • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                    • 9820

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                                    "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14

                                                                                    There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.
                                                                                    --William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton

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                                                                                    • FATPad
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 6693

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
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                                                                                      • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 9820

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SquarePants


                                                                                        The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something theyre not.
                                                                                        --Hillary Clinton 1992 60 Minutes interview

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                                                                                        • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 9820

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by FATPad
                                                                                          "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
                                                                                          D'oh!
                                                                                          --Homer Simpson

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                                                                                          • FATPad
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                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 6693

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


                                                                                            The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something theyre not.
                                                                                            --Hillary Clinton 1992 60 Minutes interview
                                                                                            HAHA
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                                                                                            • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 9820

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by FATPad
                                                                                              HAHA
                                                                                              A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
                                                                                              --H. L. Mencken

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                                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                "Son, when you participate in sporting events,
                                                                                                its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get."

                                                                                                ~ Homer J. Simpson.
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                                                                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Corinithians itself is 'silly things'

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                                                                                                  • x-vision
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                                                                                                    • 1013

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Serge,
                                                                                                    I thought you were Jewish????
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