I'm back, bitches!

**Markul** · 08-22-2013, 01:33 AM

Welcome back, enjoy the 1901 e-mails hehehe

**L-Pink** · 08-22-2013, 01:48 AM

1900 penis enlarger offers

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

1900 penis enlarger offers

that'll be some huge penis....

can anyone update me on the dramas i missed?

**lucas131** · 08-22-2013, 02:16 AM

congrats

now where are some cuban tits and asses?

**Milan_Quantox** · 08-22-2013, 02:32 AM

Welcome back

Now take a week off to read all the emails

**MaxCandy** · 08-22-2013, 02:57 AM

Welcome back, Does net access still suck in Cuba?

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by MaxCandy

Welcome back, Does net access still suck in Cuba?

lol - what net access???

i would have had the chance to access the internet in a hotel in Varadero - 5 CUC for 30 mins at 64kbit...

i had some drinks at the pool instead

**adultchatpay** · 08-22-2013, 03:31 AM

I can't imagine not touching my laptop/desktop in 12 days. Max is 2 days for me.

**Scott McD** · 08-22-2013, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by adultchatpay

I can't imagine not touching my laptop/desktop in 12 days. Max is 2 days for me.

I enjoyed a week being totally offline a few weeks back when I was on vacation.

Really enjoyed it actually...

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by adultchatpay

I can't imagine not touching my laptop/desktop in 12 days. Max is 2 days for me.

i had some withdrawal symptoms the first 3 days, after that i didnt care anymore

**J. Falcon** · 08-22-2013, 05:55 AM

It's not a vacation unless it's a vacation from your computer.

Welcome back.

**purecane** · 08-22-2013, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

can anyone update me on the dramas i missed?

you should know nothing changes here, same bat time, same bat channel.
welcome back Ma..........

**stephane76** · 08-22-2013, 06:18 AM

what? no pics from Cuba??

**PornDiscounts-R** · 08-22-2013, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i had some withdrawal symptoms the first 3 days, after that i didnt care anymore

That would be the innocent looking drinks that made you forget the withdrawal

**just a punk** · 08-22-2013, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

Great fun in Cuba

Pics or it didn't happen

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

Pics or it didn't happen

pics will follow - gotta take care of our clients first though

**Sly** · 08-22-2013, 07:00 AM

How were the women?

Or did you visit for the men?

No judgments…

**_Richard_** · 08-22-2013, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

pics will follow - gotta take care of our clients first though

looking forward to the pics!

hope the trip went well!

**Axeman** · 08-22-2013, 07:08 AM

How did you like Cuba?

**brassmonkey** · 08-22-2013, 07:18 AM

**Tofu** · 08-22-2013, 08:01 AM

This thread is useless without pics of BBW.

You bastid.

**Sid70** · 08-22-2013, 08:48 AM

Did you have a chance?

**alex.missyouth** · 08-22-2013, 09:02 AM

Can't wait to see those pics with hot cuban asses.
Welcome back!

**Chosen** · 08-22-2013, 10:51 AM

Welcome back

**SZNY** · 08-22-2013, 11:42 AM

Welcome back! Up for some beers tomorrow?

**Phoenix** · 08-22-2013, 04:29 PM

welcome back

**L-Pink** · 08-22-2013, 04:35 PM

How much were cab rides?

**Cyber Fucker** · 08-22-2013, 04:53 PM

Welcome back!

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by Sly

How were the women?

Or did you visit for the men?

No judgments?

if you like choco or caramel it's heaven

and asses... oh my, those asses...

and then you should have seen the women...

Originally posted by Axeman

How did you like Cuba?

Cuba is like a time travel on acid...

it's awesome but also very sobering at the same time. i learnt that i should appreciate my life a lot more than i do...

Originally posted by Sid70

Did you have a chance?

sure - bought some Cohibas - will sell for a good price

Originally posted by SZNY

Welcome back! Up for some beers tomorrow?

sounds good!

Originally posted by L-Pink

How much were cab rides?

usually about 5-10 CUC from were we stayed to different places in the center. and driving in those old american cars sounds much more romantic that it really is - 99% are in a horrible condition

**bean-aid** · 08-22-2013, 05:59 PM

Is it true a cuban girl will clean your house, serve you drinks, and suck your dick on call for a pair of pantyhose?

**MaDalton** · 08-22-2013, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by beaner

Is it true a cuban girl will clean your house, serve you drinks, and suck your dick on call for a pair of pantyhose?

i think those times are over but i learned that once a piece of soap was enough...

**just a punk** · 08-23-2013, 01:57 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i learnt that i should appreciate my life a lot more than i do...

What do you mean? Gonna share some story?

**DWB** · 08-23-2013, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by beaner

Is it true a cuban girl will clean your house, serve you drinks, and suck your dick on call for a pair of pantyhose?

A lot of us used to get knock-off brand name items from Thailand and take them to Cuba. Like a fake Gucci purse for example. Or fake Versace sun glasses. You have a bag full of stuff, but you leave one out in the open when you bring a girl back. She sees it, they all know the brand names, and they beg you for it, so you tell them out expensive it is and so on and that it is a gift for your mother or whoever. You use items that are worth a few hundred dollars, then tell her you will give it to her in exchange for a few days of her time. They almost always would agree. So you would get girls around the clock for a few days for like $5 USD or less, depending on the item. At that time the Cubans didn't know fake brand name items existed, so it was a good game. I doubt it would work so well today unless you went to small towns.

**DWB** · 08-23-2013, 05:11 AM

BTW... would love to see some pics!!!!

**mineistaken** · 08-23-2013, 05:22 AM

How many of those 1901 were spam?

**pornguy** · 08-23-2013, 05:32 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

lol - what net access???

i would have had the chance to access the internet in a hotel in Varadero - 5 CUC for 30 mins at 64kbit...

i had some drinks at the pool instead

Other than the speed the CUC is expensive.

**pornguy** · 08-23-2013, 05:32 AM

Originally posted by DWB

BTW... would love to see some pics!!!!

Remind me and I will show you some of mine.

**MaDalton** · 08-23-2013, 06:00 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

What do you mean? Gonna share some story?

we stayed in a poor part of Havana at a friends family house - it's called Mantilla (for those who know)

they get water from the city every 4 days for 4 hours - in that time they refill their tanks. if you need more - bad luck.

to drink water you have to boil it - or buy (which most cant afford though).

at some point we tried to buy water and it was sold out in 5 shops.

basic foods like rice, flour, sugar are very cheap but rationed. if you need more - bad luck.

i could go on for an hour like that...

Originally posted by DWB

BTW... would love to see some pics!!!!

coming - still working on urgent client stuff though

**O MARINA** · 08-23-2013, 06:20 AM

So why Cuba of all the places in the world you can visit?

**O MARINA** · 08-23-2013, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

we stayed in a poor part of Havana at a friends family house - it's called Mantilla (for those who know)

they get water from the city every 4 days for 4 hours - in that time they refill their tanks. if you need more - bad luck.

to drink water you have to boil it - or buy (which most cant afford though).

at some point we tried to buy water and it was sold out in 5 shops.

basic foods like rice, flour, sugar are very cheap but rationed. if you need more - bad luck.

i could go on for an hour like that...

You could have stayed at a resort and got Salmonella poisoning instead.

**SteveHardeman** · 08-23-2013, 06:52 AM

Sounds like a fun and adventurous trip. Wish I could go but my government bans it and I do whatever my government asks of me without question. I'm looking forward to the pics.

**MaDalton** · 08-23-2013, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by O MARINA

So why Cuba of all the places in the world you can visit?

because i wanted to see it myself

Originally posted by O MARINA

You could have stayed at a resort and got Salmonella poisoning instead.

yeah - i could have. but i didnt

**Sly** · 08-23-2013, 07:00 AM

Post 43 and still no whore... I mean war stories!

**kristin** · 08-23-2013, 09:51 AM

Post some pics. We flew over Cuba this past summer and the beaches look heavenly. Hopefully one day I can experience it.

**ZeroHero** · 08-23-2013, 10:22 AM

супер братец фалеше ни ko славец

**MaDalton** · 08-23-2013, 10:35 AM

working on the pics now - will make an extra thread...

**MaDalton** · 08-23-2013, 10:50 AM

http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1119170

**sandman!** · 08-23-2013, 10:52 AM

**RyuLion** · 08-23-2013, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by J. Falcon

It's not a vacation unless it's a vacation from your computer.

Welcome back.

I'm back, bitches!

I'm back, bitches!

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