I'm back, bitches!
 

Great fun in Cuba - now back to work!

And sorry to everyone who had to wait, no internet in 12 days and only 1901 emails in my inbox now :helpme :1orglaugh

Welcome back, enjoy the 1901 e-mails hehehe

1900 penis enlarger offers

that'll be some huge penis....

can anyone update me on the dramas i missed? :winkwink:

congrats :1orglaugh now where are some cuban tits and asses? :helpme :winkwink:

Welcome back :thumbsup Now take a week off to read all the emails :)

Welcome back, Does net access still suck in Cuba?

lol - what net access??? :1orglaugh

i would have had the chance to access the internet in a hotel in Varadero - 5 CUC for 30 mins at 64kbit...

i had some drinks at the pool instead :upsidedow

I can't imagine not touching my laptop/desktop in 12 days. Max is 2 days for me.

I enjoyed a week being totally offline a few weeks back when I was on vacation.

Really enjoyed it actually...

i had some withdrawal symptoms the first 3 days, after that i didnt care anymore :1orglaugh

It's not a vacation unless it's a vacation from your computer.

Welcome back.

you should know nothing changes here, same bat time, same bat channel.
welcome back Ma..........

what? no pics from Cuba??

That would be the innocent looking drinks that made you forget the withdrawal :winkwink:

Pics or it didn't happen :2 cents:

pics will follow - gotta take care of our clients first though :winkwink:

How were the women?

Or did you visit for the men?

No judgments…

looking forward to the pics!

hope the trip went well!

How did you like Cuba?

This thread is useless without pics of BBW.





You bastid.

Did you have a chance?

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Can't wait to see those pics with hot cuban asses.
Welcome back! :)

Welcome back :pimp

Welcome back! Up for some beers tomorrow?

welcome back
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How much were cab rides?

Welcome back! :thumbsup

if you like choco or caramel it's heaven :winkwink:

and asses... oh my, those asses... :pimp

and then you should have seen the women... :1orglaugh :error



Cuba is like a time travel on acid...

it's awesome but also very sobering at the same time. i learnt that i should appreciate my life a lot more than i do...


sure - bought some Cohibas - will sell for a good price :winkwink:


sounds good! :thumbsup


usually about 5-10 CUC from were we stayed to different places in the center. and driving in those old american cars sounds much more romantic that it really is - 99% are in a horrible condition

Is it true a cuban girl will clean your house, serve you drinks, and suck your dick on call for a pair of pantyhose?

i think those times are over but i learned that once a piece of soap was enough...

What do you mean? Gonna share some story?

A lot of us used to get knock-off brand name items from Thailand and take them to Cuba. Like a fake Gucci purse for example. Or fake Versace sun glasses. You have a bag full of stuff, but you leave one out in the open when you bring a girl back. She sees it, they all know the brand names, and they beg you for it, so you tell them out expensive it is and so on and that it is a gift for your mother or whoever. You use items that are worth a few hundred dollars, then tell her you will give it to her in exchange for a few days of her time. They almost always would agree. So you would get girls around the clock for a few days for like $5 USD or less, depending on the item. At that time the Cubans didn't know fake brand name items existed, so it was a good game. I doubt it would work so well today unless you went to small towns.

BTW... would love to see some pics!!!!

How many of those 1901 were spam? :)

Other than the speed the CUC is expensive.

Remind me and I will show you some of mine.

we stayed in a poor part of Havana at a friends family house - it's called Mantilla (for those who know)

they get water from the city every 4 days for 4 hours - in that time they refill their tanks. if you need more - bad luck.

to drink water you have to boil it - or buy (which most cant afford though).

at some point we tried to buy water and it was sold out in 5 shops.

basic foods like rice, flour, sugar are very cheap but rationed. if you need more - bad luck.

i could go on for an hour like that...


coming - still working on urgent client stuff though

So why Cuba of all the places in the world you can visit?

You could have stayed at a resort and got Salmonella poisoning instead.

Sounds like a fun and adventurous trip. Wish I could go but my government bans it and I do whatever my government asks of me without question. I'm looking forward to the pics.

because i wanted to see it myself


yeah - i could have. but i didnt :winkwink:

Post 43 and still no whore... I mean war stories!

Post some pics. We flew over Cuba this past summer and the beaches look heavenly. Hopefully one day I can experience it.

супер братец фалеше ни ko славец :)

working on the pics now - will make an extra thread...

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