A guy walks into a bar...
 

A guy walks into a bar... the bartender had a dog.
The guy asked, "Why do you have a dog in the bar?".
The bartender said, "This is a special dog, it gives blowjobs".
The guy said, "NO WAY!".
The bartender offered him to come into the back room and see for himself. Guy goes in back and drops his pants... dog... nothing...
Bartender said, "Dammit dog, this is the LAST time I'm gonna show you how to do this!" :glugglug

Are you serious? I invented that joke. Where did you find it?

Bartender:

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Was bartender male or female?
When I read the first line I had an image of male bartender, but after the last line it felt wrong, only after 3 seconds I realised it probably was female bartender lol. Or not :D

It is common knowledge that only male bartenders have orally talented canines.

:1orglaugh

Is the punchline something we have to wait until tomorrow for?

punchline is that bartender has a great way to satisfy blowjob giving needs.

When people read "bar and bartender" in a joke or story most of them usually imagine male bartender, but I am curious to know which one OP intended as it changes a joke a little bit :)

Thank god this isn't your 20k post

Heard it in a bar:Graucho years ago... Somebody elsewhere was telling "guy walked into a bar" jokes and it popped back into my mind.

Celine Dion walks into a bar...... You know the rest.