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Triple 6 02-28-2003 03:54 AM

Military will use live chickens in Iraq
 
http://www.time.com/time/europe/me/d...423690,00.html


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Dubbed Operation Kuwaiti Field Chicken (KFC), the use of chickens is sure to enrage animal activists.

:1orglaugh

Dawgy 02-28-2003 04:14 AM

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Using chemicals is a really unfair way of fighting
i guess us dropping a nuke on them is fair?

fuck being fair, this is (maybe) war... wtf does "fair" have to do with it?

Triple 6 02-28-2003 04:15 AM

Yea, nothing fair about war. Whole point is to win, by any means neccessary. Otherwise its not a war now is it?

Libertine 02-28-2003 04:16 AM

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Poultry Chemical Confirmation Devices
:1orglaugh

Dawgy 02-28-2003 04:18 AM

just think, now the tops of all the hummers are gonna be covered in chicken shit

421Fill 02-28-2003 05:01 AM

these same chickens woulda been lunch at KFC... at least this way, there is a chance they will live. hehehe.

Cash 02-28-2003 05:20 AM

I thought this was another thread about the French ...

unconnected 02-28-2003 07:44 AM

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Whole point is to win
that has to be the most ignorant thing I have ever heard.. The mentality that exists to make people blind enough to think that there is an actual winner in war is the reason that these fucked up, run-by-inbeds, countries go to war in the first place..

lEricPl 02-28-2003 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Cash
I thought this was another thread about the French ...

lol

Triple 6 02-28-2003 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by unconnected


that has to be the most ignorant thing I have ever heard.. The mentality that exists to make people blind enough to think that there is an actual winner in war is the reason that these fucked up, run-by-inbeds, countries go to war in the first place..


If thats the most ignorant thing u have heard then your one dumb fuck.

Humans have been going to war with eachother since the fucking dawn of time. People will always disagree on 'something' . Leave it to men to resolve that with a 'fight'.

The point of war for either side is to WIN. Neither side wants to lose, and they will do anything and everything in their power to make the outcome in their favor. If you cant grasp such a simple fucking concept, then low and behold look whos the ignorant one!

gothweb 02-28-2003 09:12 AM

Wouldn't a chicken count as a biological weapon?

ADL Colin 02-28-2003 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by unconnected

The mentality that exists to make people blind enough to think that there is an actual winner in war is the reason that these fucked up, run-by-inbeds, countries go to war in the first place..

Master Yoda, is that you?

Interlude 02-28-2003 09:33 AM

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?

Baal 02-28-2003 10:05 AM

Imagine driving a hummer in the middle of a combat situation... shells flying, bombs dropping, etc. That would be stressfull as all fuck. Than imagine having a fucking chicken in your hummer, squawking and shitting and freaking out the whole time to add to the stress level. Then suddenly the stupid fucking chicken shuts the hell up and lies down... as you take the first deep breath of relief in hours...

You suddenly think "OH SHIT, CHICKEN'S DEAD, CHEM-ATTACK!!!". So in a rage of panic and training reflexes you and your crew throw on your bio-gear. Then the fucking chicken wakes up and starts it's god-awful squawking again, for the seventh time that day....

Jakke PNG 02-28-2003 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

fuck being fair, this is (maybe) war... wtf does "fair" have to do with it?

There are rules for war you know.
Not that anyone follows them, but there are.

PaulSweet 02-28-2003 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Interlude
How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
HAHA nice!

alias 02-28-2003 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
Imagine driving a hummer in the middle of a combat situation... shells flying, bombs dropping, etc. That would be stressfull as all fuck. Than imagine having a fucking chicken in your hummer, squawking and shitting and freaking out the whole time to add to the stress level. Then suddenly the stupid fucking chicken shuts the hell up and lies down... as you take the first deep breath of relief in hours...

You suddenly think "OH SHIT, CHICKEN'S DEAD, CHEM-ATTACK!!!". So in a rage of panic and training reflexes you and your crew throw on your bio-gear. Then the fucking chicken wakes up and starts it's god-awful squawking again, for the seventh time that day....


LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 02-28-2003 11:58 AM

hhhhmmmmmmmm hooootwings! :glugglug

pr0 02-28-2003 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Cash
I thought this was another thread about the French ...
:1orglaugh

blazi 02-28-2003 12:06 PM

did somebody say 'chicken' ???

hottoddy 02-28-2003 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by unconnected


that has to be the most ignorant thing I have ever heard.. The mentality that exists to make people blind enough to think that there is an actual winner in war is the reason that these fucked up, run-by-inbeds, countries go to war in the first place..

Except ending slavery, fascism, nazism and communism
War Never Accomplishes Anything !

Miss Novette 02-28-2003 01:54 PM

When you said 'chickens', I thought of the French! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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