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Mr.Dee 02-28-2003 02:14 AM

Man cuts off penis
 
holly shit

A Filipino man has cut off his penis in an attempt to prove his fidelity to his estranged wife.

The man, from Malasiqui, then wrapped it in newspaper and put it through a window of her parent`s house.

He shouted at the woman: "So you will not suspect I am courting another girl."

The severed three-inch penis is now with police, who have sought the help of an embalmer to preserve it in a bottle.

The couple have been estranged for three years after the woman`s parents persuaded her to live with them.

They said the man had been incapable of looking after her and their two children, as he was unemployed.

The man still hasn`t been located, reports the Philippine Star.

twistyneck 02-28-2003 02:19 AM

Three inches. hahaha.

OneHungLo 02-28-2003 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Three inches. hahaha.
Hey..what did you expect he's Filipino

Mr.Dee 02-28-2003 03:13 AM

Damn, we lose one potential customer :1orglaugh

twistyneck 02-28-2003 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Dee
Damn, we lose one potential customer :1orglaugh
Yeah, but we gain one more freak to laugh at.

Wizzo 02-28-2003 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Dee
Damn, we lose one potential customer :1orglaugh
I don't know...there's not alot of difference between 3in. and none....:1orglaugh

Loch 02-28-2003 07:52 AM

omg :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 02-28-2003 08:07 AM

Didn't that guy work for Prostock or is that another well endowed Philpino guy. :1orglaugh

Miss Novette 02-28-2003 01:13 PM

:1orglaugh

Now that is funny? Curious, was he dating Lorraina Bobbit?

:Graucho

JamesK 02-28-2003 07:52 PM

oh god u dumbasses it's three inches when it's not erected.

hottoddy 02-28-2003 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
oh god u dumbasses it's three inches when it's not erected.
Plus, it's been drained of all blood supply and body warmth. A 3 inch completely dead penis is probably a good size.

EscortBiz 02-28-2003 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy


Plus, it's been drained of all blood supply and body warmth. A 3 inch completely dead penis is probably a good size.

im a virgin with a small penis i would not know


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