How hard is it to drive motorcycle drunk?
 

Just saw bunch of bikers hitting the bar all drinking beer and doing shots. How fucking dangerous is to drive on two wheels drunk?

It's an aquired talent.

Years ago me and my buddy were in my '78 cutlass out in the country and saw a dude that had dumped his Harley straight out the bar. I drove into town and grabbed some oil for him as his shit was leaking on the ground. My buddy decided to drive the guys bike home for him and I gave Harley dude a ride. Everything went fine until my buddy turned into the guys driveway which was gravel and dumped it. :1orglaugh So the Harley took 2 falls that night but at least he made it home okay. :thumbsup

Just go fast, if you're slower, the tendency is you'll go out of balance

I always get home in once piece even when so drunk I can hardly stand:
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Bloke not far from me would get drunk and then do wheelies up and down the street on his dirt bike, which was very dangerous. Although, he doesn't have to worry about this anymore because his head is no longer attached to his body after he ran in to the back of a ute with his girl following behind in her car....no helmet either...

There are benefits, neighbours are no longer woken up by the sound of this ass punchers 2 stroke bike at 2am.