my favorite navy truism:
 

the air force has lost more planes in the sea, than the navy has lost ships in the sky :thumbsup

and the other classic

more navy people have had a cock up their arse after x months at sea compared to pilots who are too dang busy flying a fucking plane to allow themselves to be anally penetrated.

I would love to comment here, but some people seem to be offended when I mention what I did for four years of my youth.

wow.. you sure are fixated on the 'cock'... just sayin' .....you know? :thumbsup

about 'your navy'? :winkwink:

I was in the Navy, and I never heard that one.