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xinyonghu 08-14-2013 06:12 PM

My brother want to go abroad for job.please help
 
Sorry everyone.Maybe I shoud post this thread to Hiring board ,but I want to get some advice .

here is a simple introduction about my brother .
My family is poor and My brother is short ,He's about five feet three inches tall. Now he is 24, it is time for him to marry ,Bur no girls is willing to marry him because he is not high and not having enough money, though He is active in work and worked very hard ,the salary is very low .he is working 100 hours weeks and only earns about 2,500 renminbi, or $400, a month, After paying a high rent for the house, there is not much money left .So he decided moving abroad to look for work .

As his brother, my ability is limited and I can't help him.but I want him to get a better life. He cannot Speak English but I am sure he must have work very hard if he have good chance to work abroad., He had a healthy body , He has Chinese driver's license .Driver, waiter, cleaners, handyman ,etc. .he can do that .

Could you please give me some advice ? life and work. thank u!

wehateporn 08-14-2013 06:16 PM

He could always head to Silicon SweatShop Valley


Or alternatively, these people have ways of illegally entering the UK (some die in transit), when they arrive they spend their days on the beach picking cockles


Pipecrew 08-14-2013 06:17 PM

I am sure a web host on here would hire him to make sure all their servers have the flapjack protocol installed.

MagicWand 08-14-2013 06:17 PM

www.craigslist.com

freecartoonporn 08-14-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19759310)
He cannot Speak English


this is your problem.
anyways tell him to learn English then he can work anywhere.......

also next time please tell us what he can do, instead his history...

xinyonghu 08-14-2013 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 19759316)
I am sure a web host on here would hire him to make sure all their servers have the flapjack protocol installed.

He couldn't speak English

xinyonghu 08-14-2013 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 19759319)
this is your problem.
anyways tell him to learn English then he can work anywhere.......

also next time please tell us what he can do, instead his history...

thanks. He had a healthy body , He has
Chinese driver's license .Driver, waiter, cleaners,
handyman ,etc. .he can do that .

MagicWand 08-14-2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19759332)
thanks. He had a healthy body , He has
Chinese driver's license .Driver, waiter, cleaners,
handyman ,etc. .he can do that .

how much drugs can he carry in anal cavity

Spunky 08-14-2013 06:37 PM

Does he have firm buttocks?

xinyonghu 08-14-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19759338)
Does he have firm buttocks?

I?m serious.
Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicWand (Post 19759334)
how much drugs can he carry in anal cavity

Are you kidding

sarettah 08-15-2013 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19759310)
My family is poor and My brother is short

That is one of the best starts to a paragraph I have seen in a long time. Good job :thumbsup

.

HomerSimpson 08-15-2013 07:52 AM

without English he can only fork for Foxconn or something...
working in US or Europe requires you to know language...

If he knows how to cook he could cook in some of Asian restaurants since he can take orders in Chinese... but still even in that case English would be a big advantage...

Mr. Stiff 08-15-2013 07:55 AM

http://www.vejthani.com/web-english/...thai land.php

That should help

Phoenix 08-15-2013 08:07 AM

ibm is going to be short a programmer...maybe he can fill the void...haha:)

EroAdvertising Paul 08-15-2013 08:13 AM

I need someone to clean under my desk.. :thumbsup

Klen 08-15-2013 10:02 AM

Lol,this is a bit bad place for asking such advice,as even people with a lot of skills and multiple years experience having a trouble finding a job when using this board.
There is one good proverb,which says regarding relocation "if you had a shitty job in your country,you will have shitty job in other country as well".So i quite sure how it will be much harder for him being in other country,not to mention you said how he renting a house,here in Europe even with moderate salary you cant get much then one room flat to rent.And usualy ilegall immigrants cant get even that,they live in places where they had to share place with tons of other people.So for him it would be best to try his own bussiness.
Also this reminded me to one situation when i visited china outside mall-i was looking at one bag,saying nothing,so then i went away,and dude seller was screaming like"i'l give you for 300,no for 200,no for 100",basicly with every my step price went down,but i didnt went there to buy anything just to see what is new.And that is would say perfect display of proverb which i just mentioned.

Markul 08-15-2013 11:40 AM

Can he do some solid wet work?

Alternatively maybe he can do some hardcore gardening work..

Pronstar 08-15-2013 11:57 AM

He might run for the mayor of New York if he learns enough English by then.

Seth Manson 08-15-2013 01:23 PM

Does he look good wearing a skirt and a wig?

RyuLion 08-15-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19760165)
Lol,this is a bit bad place for asking such advice,as even people with a lot of skills and multiple years experience having a trouble finding a job when using this board.

:2 cents: BINGO!!! ^^ :2 cents:

Klen 08-15-2013 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19760512)
:2 cents: BINGO!!! ^^ :2 cents:

Howmuch i won ??? :1orglaugh

L-Pink 08-15-2013 02:28 PM

Your brother? I thought you could only have one kid there?

xinyonghu 08-15-2013 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 19759904)
without English he can only fork for Foxconn or something...
working in US or Europe requires you to know language...

If he knows how to cook he could cook in some of Asian restaurants since he can take orders in Chinese... but still even in that case English would be a big advantage...

He used to work for a restaurant in one city.but he have no original certificates as cook.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroAdvertising Paul (Post 19759948)
I need someone to clean under my desk.. :thumbsup

ok.he want that job.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19760165)
Lol,this is a bit bad place for asking such advice,as even people with a lot of skills and multiple years experience having a trouble finding a job when using this board.
There is one good proverb,which says regarding relocation "if you had a shitty job in your country,you will have shitty job in other country as well".So i quite sure how it will be much harder for him being in other country,not to mention you said how he renting a house,here in Europe even with moderate salary you cant get much then one room flat to rent.And usualy ilegall immigrants cant get even that,they live in places where they had to share place with tons of other people.So for him it would be best to try his own bussiness.
Also this reminded me to one situation when i visited china outside mall-i was looking at one bag,saying nothing,so then i went away,and dude seller was screaming like"i'l give you for 300,no for 200,no for 100",basicly with every my step price went down,but i didnt went there to buy anything just to see what is new.And that is would say perfect display of proverb which i just mentioned.

Salary is not high . which most people are in this country.thanks for your advice.

baccybandit 08-15-2013 04:47 PM

xinyonghu, this may not be what you want to hear but your brother really needs to learn English, if he wants to work in the west,

alternatively there always the french foreign legion?

xinyonghu 08-15-2013 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 19760502)
Does he look good wearing a skirt and a wig?

Yes,he is,You mean webcam ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pronstar (Post 19760347)
He might run for the mayor of New York if he learns enough English by then.

Yes, English is the biggest challenge for him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19760328)
Can he do some solid wet work?

Alternatively maybe he can do some hardcore gardening work..

gardener ? Yes,he can do it well .If you need a gardener , can I apply for it? :)

baccybandit 08-15-2013 05:01 PM

legion-recrute.com/en/

is there website, its tough going but knew someone who went through it!

leg4 08-15-2013 05:07 PM

Get him learning English ASAP

xinyonghu 08-15-2013 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baccybandit (Post 19760773)
legion-recrute.com/en/

is there website, its tough going but knew someone who went through it!

Yes I know that.but that probability is low and seats are limited

dragas 08-15-2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19759310)
Bur no girls is willing to marry him because he is not high and not having enough money,

are you sure?

http://fashiontrendsmens.com/wp-cont.../Short-Men.jpg

brassmonkey 08-15-2013 06:51 PM

working 100 hour weeks? he wont have the strength for a wife maybe a penpal and a sock with a wig on it :1orglaugh

Tjeezers 08-15-2013 07:15 PM

Nice Trolling

Captain Kawaii 08-15-2013 08:20 PM

Snakeheads are hiring for overseas work. Check with them.


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