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Arnox 08-13-2013 02:18 PM

If you could live forever, what would you do?
 
Straight up question. I'm interested to know what the ... unique and alternative crowd GFY attracts has in mind when it comes to immortality.

xNetworx 08-13-2013 02:20 PM

2 chicks at the same time, man

Nicky 08-13-2013 02:20 PM

Probably become the most well educated drunk in history :)

Arnox 08-13-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19757725)
2 chicks at the same time, man

Is that from a movie?

slapass 08-13-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 19757771)
Is that from a movie?

Office Space

Phoenix 08-13-2013 02:55 PM

id start studying biochem..and dedicate my life to helping others

each time i made a significant breakthrough...id go party and do two chicks man

defunk 08-13-2013 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19757725)
2 chicks at the same time, man

best answer given. thread hijacked.

tps reports.

Socks 08-13-2013 02:56 PM

Steal, but of course.

mikesinner 08-13-2013 03:03 PM

I would go to college and get 20 Phds

Creatine 08-13-2013 03:05 PM

I'd probably go on a killing spree.
Haha jk.

Or am I?

baddog 08-13-2013 03:13 PM

I'd keep trying things that should kill me.

edgeprod 08-13-2013 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19757801)
I'd keep trying things that should kill me.

So, you'd become xxxjay?

nexcom28 08-13-2013 03:26 PM

Finish these fucking blogposts (maybe).

SilentKnight 08-13-2013 03:26 PM

1. I have no desire to live forever. Too many funerals to attend.
2. My liver wouldn't let me, anyways.

Pineapplez 08-13-2013 03:30 PM

Wait, wait and wait for mr. Markham's come back!

sandman! 08-13-2013 03:39 PM

ditto :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19757801)
I'd keep trying things that should kill me.


lonerunner 08-13-2013 03:41 PM

many many things, but never something that will get me to the jail, imagine you are punished to lifetime jail sentence(or i dont know the word) for robbing a bank for example. That would be long shitty life.

druid66 08-13-2013 03:50 PM

do few phd's starting from medical, learn some vanishing craftings like blacksmithings stuff like that, making sure i won't run out of cash means invest in some long term shit that will be valued in the future etc..

Seth Manson 08-13-2013 04:18 PM

I'd be on the rocket to Mars

Relentless 08-13-2013 04:41 PM

Start a Religion.

Spunky 08-13-2013 04:45 PM

I was watching this show about the worlds oldest man,he was like 110 .all he did was lay there with his mouth open.who the hell wants to live like that? I'd rather be dead

Grapesoda 08-13-2013 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Annex (Post 19757721)
Straight up question. I'm interested to know what the ... unique and alternative crowd GFY attracts has in mind when it comes to immortality.

take up knitting and clogging :thumbsup

fogfever 08-13-2013 10:59 PM

I'd write, direct and act in 1 film per year... like Woody Allen.

dillfly2000 08-13-2013 11:46 PM


lo0ni 08-14-2013 12:12 AM

It depends on what caused the immortality.

edgeprod 08-14-2013 12:13 AM

I'd work on reversing entropy. Eventually, this would be a chief concern to your continued immortality.

Freedom6995 08-14-2013 04:13 AM

I'd grow my hair to my ass...a few times.

adultchatpay 08-14-2013 04:39 AM

I will not work, anyway i won't die

seeandsee 08-14-2013 05:53 AM

I would go to war!

Choopa_Pardo 08-14-2013 06:47 AM

Something similar to what this guy did:

Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is an immortal being who became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands and a particle accelerator. After a period of total boredom, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Bowerick_Wowbagger

One of my favorite minor characters from HHG.

alex.missyouth 08-14-2013 06:49 AM

I would do ... more.

sperbonzo 08-14-2013 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19758182)
I'd work on reversing entropy. Eventually, this would be a chief concern to your continued immortality.

nice.



:thumbsup:thumbsup


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privatesociety 08-14-2013 07:37 AM

No and here's why:


John-ACWM 08-14-2013 07:52 AM

Trying all kinds of stuff and maybe settle for something someday...

The Heron 08-14-2013 11:39 AM

If I lived forever I imagine I'd do everything.... Or nothing.

bronco67 08-14-2013 11:40 AM

I wouldn't need to worry about what I did, because I'd have eternity to think about it.

It would be awesome to see if the world becomes a Dystopian hellscape like I'm expecting.

adultmobile 08-14-2013 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19757899)
Start a Religion.

Certainly the best choice, but only if you are the only one living forever.

Cleo 08-14-2013 12:30 PM

Chill for around 5 billion years and then watch our sun become a red dwarf and incinerate the earth.

2MuchMark 08-14-2013 12:48 PM

eat cheeseburgers every day.

DWB 08-14-2013 03:04 PM

You would do everything eventually. So the question is, in what order would you do things?

CaptainHowdy 08-14-2013 03:12 PM

I would find a way to spoil my inmortality ...

SilentKnight 08-14-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19757725)
2 chicks at the same time, man

If you can't do that in your current life span...what makes you think it'll happen if you live forever? :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 08-14-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19757801)
I'd keep trying things that should kill me.

Kinda like groundhogs day?

sperbonzo 08-15-2013 08:49 AM

https://sphotos-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/h...57304474_n.jpg

Here is what you would look like at 127...... SEXY!!!






.:thumbsup:pimp


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baddog 08-15-2013 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19759168)
Kinda like groundhogs day?

Precisely, but with an R rating; not a weak PG rating. Lots of breaking glass.


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