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xNetworx 08-10-2013 07:57 PM

Epic Fail: Spanish skyscraper missing elevators in monster goof
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1422685

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Juicy D. Links 08-10-2013 08:03 PM

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the town of Benidorm in Alicante, Spain, had almost completed its 47-story skyscraper when it realized it excluded plans for elevator shafts.


WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I doubt the fucker is even structurally sound

Chosen 08-10-2013 08:10 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-COMwuNQBDx...lefacepalm.jpg

C H R I S 08-10-2013 08:17 PM

Saw this on CNN - the town was hit hard by real estate crash. This project was supposed to usher in the new era of prosperity - instead just all fail.

epitome 08-10-2013 09:04 PM

Must have been an architect from GFY.

SilentKnight 08-10-2013 09:09 PM

Market the upper floors to fitness freaks.

Problem solved. :1orglaugh

Redrob 08-10-2013 09:16 PM

This belongs in the Olympics of "Fails".

bluebook18 08-10-2013 09:36 PM

WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fitzmulti 08-10-2013 09:41 PM

Hilarious!

bean-aid 08-10-2013 09:42 PM

Very hard to make that mistake.

Ferus 08-10-2013 09:49 PM

http://www.inquisitr.com/895561/inte...ator-benidorm/

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But the short version is that the original project was intended to be 20 stories. Then the builders decided to make Intempo 47 stories tall but forgot to properly rescale their plans. So the elevators are too small and the motors not powerful enough.
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/895561/inte...X2W2al4BCxy.99

The elevators are there, they just don't work, because they were designed for a 20 storie building

Drake 08-10-2013 09:49 PM

^^^
That makes more sense.

Still shocking.

freecartoonporn 08-10-2013 11:52 PM

its not that hard to add elevator from out side.....if you have funds ;)

L-Pink 08-11-2013 12:00 AM

And no one working there figured this out?

mikesinner 08-11-2013 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 19754700)
its not that hard to add elevator from out side.....if you have funds ;)

That's what I was thinking. I don't see how anyone could make this big of a mistake unless they wanted outside elevators but couldn't get it approved.

DWB 08-11-2013 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 19754665)
http://www.inquisitr.com/895561/inte...ator-benidorm/




The elevators are there, they just don't work, because they were designed for a 20 storie building

That's odd. You can't just decide to add 20 floors to a building without having designed it to be structurally sound and be able to support the extra weight.

This sounds like a fail on more than one front.

Ferus 08-11-2013 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19754727)
That's odd. You can't just decide to add 20 floors to a building without having designed it to be structurally sound and be able to support the extra weight.

This sounds like a fail on more than one front.

It's what you can expect in southern Europe these days.

L-Pink 08-11-2013 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19754727)
That's odd. You can't just decide to add 20 floors to a building without having designed it to be structurally sound and be able to support the extra weight.

This sounds like a fail on more than one front.

And now they want to add the weight and pressure of external elevators coupled with the required openings on each floor reducing the structural integrity even more.

Talk about an under engineered disaster waiting to happen.

Ferus 08-11-2013 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19754734)
And now they want to add the weight and pressure of external elevators coupled with the required openings on each floor reducing the structural integrity even more.

Talk about an under engineered disaster waiting to happen.

We really don't know if they have put thought in to this or not. The story is just one of the usual "random" storied the news like to retell over and over. Most of those are 80% fantasy and 20% facts.

bean-aid 08-11-2013 09:43 AM

You can *maybe* squeeze 2 more stories onto a structurally designed footing system. Let alone the frame.
It is totally skewed reporting.
If a structural engineer designed a structure capable of supporting 20 more stories the owner would fire him for that.

Zeiss 08-11-2013 10:31 AM

Ask support. They will fix. :1orglaugh

Maqua 08-11-2013 10:38 AM

I would say the engineer knew probably just hoped no one would question their authority or ask until he was long gone hehe :upsidedow

J. Falcon 08-11-2013 10:42 AM

The Spanish can't catch a fucking break.

wehateporn 08-11-2013 01:56 PM

Fly a plane into the top of each tower, once they've both dropped into their own footprints, rebuild with elevators :2 cents:

HomerSimpson 08-11-2013 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19755221)
Fly a plane into the top of each tower, once they've both dropped into their own footprints, rebuild with elevators :2 cents:

that's the american way...
just don't forget to blame it on someone terrorists... and then start a war with the country they came from...

L-Pink 08-11-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19755221)
Fly a plane into the top of each tower, once they've both dropped into their own footprints, rebuild with elevators :2 cents:

Pre-wire it for demolition first. And that building in the background needs to fall a couple hours later.

dyna mo 08-11-2013 04:00 PM

what a train crash.

kane 08-11-2013 04:09 PM

Talk about failing big.

This reminds me a little of my home town when they build a new high school. The old high school suffered two problems. When I was a freshman part of the building, including the gym burnt down. There was then an earthquake that damaged another part of it. The city decided it was better to build a new school than the to try to fix and modernize this one.

They pass a bond, start the process and have nothing but problems. For starters they bragged about how the auditorium was state of the art. It was cool, but the plans were screwed up and it was so small you could only fit about 30% of the students in there so they couldn't use it for all-school assemblies and things like that.

Then someone working with the city stole the last $3 million out of the building fund. When the school opened half the classrooms had temporary fold out walls and there were entire sections that were unfinished.

JFK 08-11-2013 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19754629)
Must have been an architect from GFY.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

lagcam 08-11-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19754705)
And no one working there figured this out?

Probably at least 10 people did but they were Spanish and as nobody specifically asked them about it, they couldn't be bothered to bring it up as it might involve more work for them. .

adultchatpay 08-12-2013 01:58 AM

"Today InTempo has 94% of its structure completed, but the 47-story skyscraper doesn't have a single elevator shaft" --- super FAIL!!!

seeandsee 08-12-2013 03:49 AM

nobody think about it for months?

Slutboat 08-12-2013 03:59 AM

The Spanish were once the most murderous purveyors of genocide on the planet - traveling the world wiping out native peoples and converting all the "heathens" to their beloved myths and fantasies about the one true god and it's bastard son Geezus...

Now..well they are just plain dumb and insignificant.

CamTraffic 08-12-2013 04:12 AM

Weird that I can't find a Spanish or French article about it :error


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