Why I Love Nigeria.
 

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC
ROBERT S. MUELLER,

Attention : Beneficiary,

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment From overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we Have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes Of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Vatrick Aziza, Bode Brown, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ken of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (EFCC) on how some People have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop Communicating with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your Payment totaling $5,200,000.00(Five Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin Based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $1,000usd a day which is powered by Visa Card and it can be used Anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts Owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are Been cleared.


To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed And procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will Cost you $200Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including Taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $200Usd.
Lord Buben (ATM Card Center Director)

(1) Central Bank of Nigeria

(2) Central Business District,

Cad astral Zone, federal
Capital Territory,
Nigeria.
ATM Card Center Director, Lord Buben
Email:[email protected]
Phone: +234-805-353-2096

Do contact Lord Buben of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
SEX: _______________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

SCAN COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY (I.D CARD, INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, DRIVERS_______________________



On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in Which you will use in making payment of $200Usd via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement Of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM Card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.

ROBERT S. MUELLER,
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535


Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are Hereby advice only to be in contact with Lord Buben of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in Regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

:1orglaugh LoL :1orglaugh
BTW [email protected] doesn't look like nigerian email address :upsidedow

lol. Philippines, nigeria. all pulling the same email stunt.

I got one from Kofi Annan - Who would have thought he owed me 500K?..

Strange.....

Hi Pamon,

Maybe that was me trying to get my $200 back:disgust

I've done business with Lord Buben before, never had any issues. I can't say the same for the Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and Ken of Fedex imposters.


Ken of Fedex, just Ken, no last name, no title or position, he's that damn famous that he is just Ken of Fedex like the Duke of York. :1orglaugh

rofl @ Email:[email protected]

Maybe the NSA should jump all over this shit.

I get emails from these fukwits too.

Or should I say Lord Buben. Whatever 3rd world country he/she's from, they're destined to stay there.

The Nigerian people are all millionaires. I wonder what they do with the data later...

I made a blog highlighting all these shitty attempts at getting money from you a few years back. Haven't added any for a couple of years. http://dirtyrottenscammers.blogspot.co.uk was the site.

I thought you were going to say "black pussy" actually.

You do realise that there is a reason for these blatant odd emails and the reason why they keep using them without trying to generate something more believable?

basically they are pre-screening and pre-qualifying any possible respondents, i.e quite clever

You mean to say "Please unsubscribe me" doesn't really work?!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

no
they send out this shit as only the really stupid apply. if they send out something more plausible they then have to engage them and get them into the donation phase which could take many emails and effort. Stupid email, stupid people respond , 1 step.

:1orglaugh saw this one late night last week and at 1:10 of this video they talk about him sending $110,000 to Nigeria and the funny part was at the end of the movie it turned out not to be a scam and he did get 8 million

I'm sure my reply was helpfully pre-screening to them: Go try to scam someone else you african garbage eating son of a hiv-whore-hahahahahaha.

There is a great white paper by Microsoft on the subject http://research.microsoft.com/pubs/1...romnigeria.pdf

good psychology