IF you had a parrot!?
 

what would you teach it to say!?

mine would say,

" rice krispies BAWWWK "

It would be fun to teach the parrot talk dirty :)

i would teach my parrot to say my url so he could plug me when people came over :thumbsup

my parrot was too fucking stupid to learn anything

boring ass bird

A good friend of mine has an African Grey, and everytime anyone says 'hello' or 'hello, pretty boy' to him - he replies with a hearty 'FUCK YOU!'

She can't figure out where he picked this up from, because she's had him since he was a baby and she never taught him to say it. I keep telling her that since she says it constantly herself, that he probably learned it that way. :1orglaugh

we have 3 blue and gold McCaws 6 african greys, about 35 quakkers.... some finches... and a whole bunch of other crap... rosettas..... Not sure why...but theres a room full of them.

possibly a New Yorker that came back in a parrots body... :1orglaugh