Let's have some fun with Burger King...
 

Let's all go get hired at Burger King, and then not show up for the first day of work.

Who's in?
:glugglug

But what if you already work there?

If you already work there...sing along!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/burgerking.html?

show more respect for fast food workers. Youll probably be one in a couple years.

I applied last week, they turned me down. :(

I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.

Funny shit.

Sorry man, I just can't respect you.

I used to work in the fast food industry.. and have since moved FAR beyond. I couldn't take a 1000% cut in pay to go back. LOL

i will pimp your ass and make you go back, boy.

Better still, taking out a Big Mac and asking the guy if he wants a bite.

Ooooh

Voodoo's gonna get suuuuuuued

Fuck that. I would not degrade myself enough to go to an interview at BK in the first place. I was referring to a more professional type of place.

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I was living with a girlfriend right out of high school. She wanted me to change jobs so she was always looking in the paper for the perfect job for me. There was a crappy electronics assembly job at Allied Signal and she basically forced me to go to their little job fair. She actually rode with me to make sure I went.

When we got there, she waited in the car and I went in. I wasn't happy but I was there so I decided to have a little fun. I filled out the application fairly honestly except I wrote down that I was in 'nam for my military experience (I was BORN in 1975) and under "Special Skills" I said that I was able to move large objects using only the power of my mind.

The best part is they hired me. It turned out to be a great job. I was there for a couple of years. I ended up making about $15/hr at 18 years old which was better than any of my friends were doing.

It's just not funny when you have to explain it, but here goes

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=73969

But I just started and they even promised me drive through manager in a few weeks :(

Hmmm... Burger King, huh?
I hear those restaurants are kinda profitable.

Maybe I'll buy one and hire the lot of you. :Graucho

hmm off topic,
You'd be surprised how good 'McDonalds' looks like on a resume, most of you don't know how much they make you work your ass off...

i used to own a fast food franchise (Dunkin Donuts). What a nightmare dealing with the employees. It took years off of my life trying to get kids to even show up for their shifts or care to do a good job. I had to sell after 5 years as I would otherwise have had a massive coronary by now if I kept it.

Sorry guys... Someone was on my computer earlier and posted as me to start this thread. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea who it was.

:glugglug

that made my day :thumbsup